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Right in the middle of the fucking desert!

So after a long boring winter of constant sunshine and temperatures above 20C, Ra, bringer of the sunlight finally realised that it was not funny anymore and asked for Thor's assistance, who arrived on the first flight from Helsinki's to Cairo's international airport, bringing a snowy thunderstorm of unprecedented proportions!

The funny part is: I was fucking asleep when all that happened, and I wouldn't have gotten up if my brother hadn't run into my room with a handful of snow.

We were so happy we sacrificed a virgin goat. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:53 • Thursday,

Your camels are okay though, right? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:00, 25 Feb
The pharaoh is okay though, right? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:04 Feb 25 2010 17:04, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, the Pharaoh is fine. The camels aren't. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:12 • Thursday,
I'm sorry to hear that. What will you do for sex/driver's education now? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:19, 25 Feb
Donkeys. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:41 • Thursday,
Sleigh down the pyramids. --nldr 19:11, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Yawn. We got used to snow in Poland. I quite understand that you are excited about that but believe me that in a long time snow is quite boring and even disturbing. I hope your camels won't freeze to death. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 19:14, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
I'm picturing an Egyptian at the dealer trying to buy snow tires. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:20, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Or snow boots for the camel. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:22 • Thursday,
Did I say pyramids? I meant ancient apartment blocks. --nldr 19:41, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
I did both. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:50 • Thursday,
I did your mum. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your mum jokes never get old. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:57, 25 Feb
Well, when you asked me What will you do for sex/driver's education now? I was very tempted to say Yo momma roflol but I didn't. Whatever, I'll just go back to kissing my camel. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:15 • Thursday,
Well that would have just been silly. My mom doesn't know how to drive. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:31, 25 Feb
So what? My mom is a virgin. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 05:43 • Friday,
Really? Is your Father also you? If so, can you autograph this book? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:15, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Of course! What's your name, son? FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:49 • Friday, 26-02-2010
/me crosses "omniscience" off of list of God's characteristics Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:29, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
"Stud" is still on the list, isn't it? FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:34 • Friday, 26-02-2010
Yes, after "Saintly" and before "Transcendent".  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  26 Feb 2010 ~ 07:46 (UTC)
Weather Warm Front

Let me show you what Mnbvcxz is talking about on my Dongler Weather Radar 4000. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:36 Feb 28 2010

Clearly, this means global warming is out on control, since increased temperatures increase precipitation, which increases snowfall, which increases albedo (reflectiveness) of the earth, which cools the earth, prevents snow from melting, which increases the albedo of the earth, which generates a positive feedback loop, creating a new ice age. Or something. --Mn-z 18:08, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Whereabouts?

What is this Egypt place? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 08:38, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

It's in south-west Israel. --nldr 15:04, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
I lol'd --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:03 Feb 28 2010

Oh hey.

Our teacher taught us about Egypt! JennygunJenny? 00:08,2March,2010

I bet he did. --nldr 02:10, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
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