Having family problems as usual... -- 20:18, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
Yes! Where were you? I thought Greece had finally caved in to join the Atlantis. Mattsnow
Yes blah. I'm planning to get back to Uncyclopedia... has anything changed since I left? Except the controversy thingy... -- 20:18, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
We have a content warning and some juggaloes. Luxembourg (city) got featured. Snippy joined. A couple dudes quit or something. You came back. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:12, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
We got a new ashtray in the staff break room. You are still not allowed to smoke in the break room though. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 00:07, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
Whats the controversy thing, this is Uncyclopedia we have quite a lot of those. Also Ticklethekeys joined, he's cool. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 11:57, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
And the smoking room, where you also can't smoke, is so classy now that the ottomans for the chairs by the fireplace have ottomans of their own. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 03:29, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
That sounds hot! -- 08:26, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
Έλα σύντροφε, σου μιλάει ο Πίτσι!--Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 10:09, September 6, 2012 (UTC)