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UPDATE: Okay, my userpage loads faster now! CHECK IT OUT! ...noob.   Le Cejak <14:06, 09 Jul 2008>

This is for fun, but I'm willing to whore your articles. Hopefully, everyone will start whoring other people's articles and so forth.

First, take a look at my userpage: Cajek. You'll see a table there with some buddies of mine, and some random articles of theirs.

If you're not on the list, or if you want one type of article promoted over another (like UnNews over mainspace), then tell me. Example

Hey, it's SysHyperboleBurninator, and I'd like you to show my UnNews articles, like, 2/3rds of the time. Thanks, Cajek YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Okay, cool. Oh, and if you're way up on UN:HS, I'm not gonna list you, because you've probably already whored enough. You people on that list sicken me. Okay, comments? questions? requests?   Le Cejak <14:24, 08 Jul 2008>

Just one. I looked at that list and the first one of mine it showed was HowTo:Get To Sesame Street. That article really sucks. Is there a way you can, like, exclude some of them? I'm sure some of the other users would like the same if they happen to have some worse ones like I do. -RAHB 23:27, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Also, I totally don't condone whoring. But most of the articles I care about are already featured anyways. So whatever. -RAHB 23:29, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Okay, my list isn't showing your unfeatured articles anymore. Don't worry it's not REALLY whoring, I just want to point people in the direction of any articles at all.   Le Cejak <23:33, 08 Jul 2008>
Yeah, I totally support your whole "LOOK! THESE ARTICLES BY OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOOD!" thing. More chance people get to read some of the good articles on the site. Thanks for that too. -RAHB 23:36, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Whoring Awesome idea Cajek. AS HV said somewhere, I'm not sure how long it will be until the Universe explodes though... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:38, Jul 8
Awesome. Cajek, you are a gentleman and a scholar. My descendants will sing the praises of your ancestors. Once I get more than five songs in the UnTunes: namespace, I'd like to see that stuff up there as often as not. But right now I have fewer than no complaints. Cheers! --Hyperbole 00:26, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

May I also point out Cajek, just so you know (and I'm sure you do by now), you're userpage loads REALLY FUCKING SLOOOOOOOOOWWwwwwwww now. Not that I go about looking at your userpage a lot. I totally wasn't going to it on an ego trip, to look at the fact that I and all my features are linked on your page. Nope. Not me. -RAHB 11:15, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Man, it DOES load slow... damn this infernal contraption!   Le Cejak <13:42, 09 Jul 2008>

Very awesome sir. Hopefully I will have some more articles up for me soon. Thanks for helping a man out. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:46, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm with RAHB here, anychance you could make it so it only throws up my features? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 19:43 10 July 2008
Sure, Orian. Gimme a sec...   Le Cejak <20:25, 10 Jul 2008>
Coolies. It's just all my other stuff I'm disowning. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:28 10 July 2008
The point of showing off your nonfeatured is so that (A) people can at least MAYBE nominate it, and (B) so that some people could make it better. But it's up to you.   Le Cejak <20:34, 10 Jul 2008>

If your job is getting attention for attention whores, doesn't that make you an attention pimp? Verp 15:09, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

"Attention pimp"... I like that!   Le Cejak <15:11, 17 Jul 2008>
"Where's my links? Don't you be holding out on me! Gimme my links!" Then you hop in whatever the wiki equivalent of a 70's Eldorado is and slowly drive away. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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