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Happy 6th Birthday Uncy!!! VI! The Big 6. BYOC (Bring your own cake). Aleister 20:35 5 1 '11

And I can't believe I almost forgot this. Only a few hours left, as Uncy was born kicking and screaming (the attending nurses were kicking and screaming, not the site, which was laughing and honking) on January 5, 2005. Aleister 20:51 5 1 '11
I guess that means the time is right for that 5.5 thing, eh? Just kidding that's never happening. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:53, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 21:09, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
The 5.5 thing turned out very well. I was a jerk there for awhile, but the end result proved me wrong as a deer crossing a busy highway with its eyes closed. And I added a new Hall of Shamer - Wild Weasel, who never got added - as an anniversary gift to Uncy. Aleister 21:20 5 1 '11
Uncyclopedia's only been here 6 years...i've only been here 6 months...--Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 21:22, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, consider all the things you missed... and laugh at everyone involved. That's what I do, at least. Ha. Ha. Ha. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 05:25, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 10:08, Jan. 7, 2011
I am new here, and who is this Uncyclopedia fellow?--CandidToaster 12:33, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
Me. --~ Myg Myg2 11:12, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
You're six years old now, and you should be able to handle the responsibilities entailed with being a six year old, such as learning good manners, brushing you teeth, and giving handjobs to relatives. That's what everyone does in their sixth birthday, right?--CandidToaster 15:25, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
er... I guess so... --~ Myg Myg2 19:52, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
You're old enough now to start doing chores. Go resurface our driveway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:30, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
No. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:33, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
HEY! I'm the little uncyclopedia and I decide if I want to. So, right now I prefer to start making sand castles. --~ Myg Myg2 08:42, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
You're Uncyclo-tan!?--CandidToaster 14:33, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
Yes but at the male version. --~ Myg Myg2 14:47, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
And so this is six years
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is six years
And voting has begun
Who writest the bestest
And this time who's won
Refrain
A very silly six years
With a sappy tune here
Forget all the good ones
The IPs are here

fuck that, I've got a better one

And so it's uncyc's 6th
And what have you done?
You blanked loads of pages
And insulted my mum
And so we have banned you
I hope you had fun
your contribs were awful
and disgusted everyone

Refrain

A very happy birthday
and a pointless new year
let's hope it's not shitty
when the IPs get here


And so this is Uncyc
For gay and for dumb
the reg'd and unreg'd ones
this site is so wrong
And so this is BHOP
for fags and cockbites
for stupid and troll ones
The drama's alright.
(refrain)
And so this is Wikia
and what have they done?
They fucked up the DB
and forced ads up our bum
And so fuck Wi-kia
their staff are so dumb
they break all the site scripts
then ignore everyone
A very happy birthday
and a pointless new year
let's hope it's not shitty
when the IPs get here
Voting's over, you're all losers
Voting's over nooooooooowwwwww

FIN. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:34, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

This poem sucks. Look at this

Mimo&maxus how great you are
I hear your poems when I'm at the bar
Now I think I'm going to the car
Because you are better than me
And I have to pee

That's what I call a poem. --~ Myg Myg2 19:13, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

There once was a man from Kent
Whose junk was permanently bent
To save him some trouble
He bent it back double
And instead of coming, he went

And now for something completely different:

Birthdays now climb the wall
While Uncy's gnomes, they make the call
Of which articles stay and which do stall -
VFG for raw, VFD for dull
VFH for those without a flaw.

Tldr -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:06, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

I don't expect you to read it, I expect you to sing it, motherfucker -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:24, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
Yea, let's all gather round the kampf fire and sing Oli's inferior version of my song.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 12:46, Jan 14 2011 UTC
Uncyclopedia
Wait, that's six syallables, FUCK

--Roman Dog Bird 07:09, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

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