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Hey peeps. IF you look back a few dumps, I dumped my first question: "How do you protect pages?" Well, I got some responses that wanted me to insist that their IS a cabal, but whatever. Some goon invented the idea of Admins protecting and unprotecting pages ONLY. Jeez. SO, HOW DO I BECOME AN ADMIN YOU N00BS?!??!?!?!?! Tell me everything........

you must bow down and kiss my butt --Roman Dog Bird 03:25, January 6, 2011 (UTC)


I have a better question: How do you spell/type so badly? It's somewhat amazing, really. I don't understand it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 05:11, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

  • If you mail me $251.84 I will make you into an admin. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:23, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Is that the preferred customer discount or something? Because when I asked, you said it was three easy payments of $251.84. I was even going to sign up for the ZombieBaron card so I could get frequent flyer miles! --John Lydon 19:06, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Sort of. But it's really more of a ponzi scheme. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:01, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

You are all missing the point

He did not misspell, he asked a lyric question:

Cquote1 Oh say, how do I become. How do I become what I yearned for all these years. How do I become whole again. How do I become the man of the world? How do I become the dream that has haunted me for so long. How do I become? And Admin - will you support me on this oh so long journey of wonders during which I become? Cquote2
~Jewriken.GIF 08:51, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
For a moment I thought you were supposed to be doing the pokemon theme... that awesome day is still yet to come... --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:40, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Go Team Shmendrik!!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Unfortunately, the OP was shot dead in a dawn raid... well, it was his fault for sleeping round a terrorist's house... that he owned... with his wife... in the main bedroom... without the alleged terrorist there. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:05, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
I hear you were "Extraordinarily Renditioned" to the Land of the Free, but were released after enjoying torture and domination too much...--Sycamore (Talk) 19:13, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure...

...You have to be the son of an admin or save the life of an admin. --Black Flamingo 13:43, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Hey, doesn't it mean that my son can be opped? Cool! I'm pretty sure that an 8 months old baby can manage this place much better than us lot. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:46, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
It does seem rather likely. Why not try it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 14:53, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)
Because the baby would go crazy after three days managing this place. --~ Myg Myg2 14:57, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Well I've signed up for an account. I think my first contribution will be to ban you all. --Mordillo Jr 15:14, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Funny, there's this other fellow who keeps saying that would solve everything... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 15:18, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)
I know you have to pretend you find making up imaginary sandwiches amusing. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:20, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Hi Uncle 'Dillo! Is this where we admin offspring sign up to get our baby bansticks? UUette 20:27, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Man

I've spent half my post-divorce life on this site and I still have no idea HOW I do become and Admin. Someone once told me that the first step would be to stop being a raging prick to everyone all the time, but I consider that suspect advice. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:23, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, they might have been onto something. Might. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 20:40, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)
Are you kidding?? I once won the World's Best Friend Award! Oh, wait, no, that was you. Well... fuck all y'all, then. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:47, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
I drugged everyone. You could do it too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 05:24, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)

More to the point...

...why would anyone want to be an admin? Minimum wage, no holiday, long hours, cleaning out the noob enclosure and so on - it sucks.

Nah, I'm lying. It's great, especially the bonus country club membership. Plus it makes you automatically cool and sexy, of course. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:11, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

If that's the case, then how do you explain ChiefjusticeDS? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:19, 9 January 2011
We made him in a laboratory - it went badly wrong. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:22, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
Poor thing. Yet he manages to live with it... could make for a good inspirational thingy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:06, 9 January 2011
Originally, we planned to keep him locked up in a secret room like the aristocracy do every other generation or so when one of them gives birth to something so inbred even they don't want anything to do with it, but then he developed this ability to turn into slime and escape through the cracks in the floor. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:10, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, so that's why I sometimes come on to find my stuff covered in slime? Eww... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:32, 9 January 2011


The Truth

Get nommed and voted for on VFS at the time it turns to Vote For Sysops.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 15:48, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

I'm afraid

You're not yet worthy of such a position, young grasshopper. You must train harder, and follow the way of the samurai. Hi-ya!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:45, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

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