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Sorry. Anyway. I need help. Because they are gonna destroy my magificent article. The Fellowship of The Ring. If you can please help me meet their requirements, I'll give you a cookie. :) -- domkippy :)01:26, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Removed the arrows, so people won't get confused. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:26, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Get a raincoat, an umbrella, and then go to Pee Review. I won't say good luck, because it won't help.Pieface 03:55, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
HAW! Roman Dog Bird 07:18, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Give the book more plot, and refer to this page. Xombi p 21:24, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey, look ! He transaltromorpficatified Bilbo into Dildo! Fucking badgers on a roast stick, That needs celebration.--Vosnul 22:16, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

The Harvard Lampoon book Bored of the Rings beat him to it; they called him Dildo Bugger:
"When Mr. Dildo Bugger of Bug End grudgingly announced his intention of throwing a free feed for all the boggies in his part of the Sty, the reaction in Boggietown was immediate -- all through the messy little slum could be heard squeals of 'Swell!' and 'Hot puppies, grub!'"
Another excerpt:
"'Goodbye, Dildo,' Frito said, stifling a sob. 'I wish you were coming with us.'"
"'Ah, yes. But I'm too old for that sort of thing now,' said the old boggie, feigning a state of total quadriplegia. 'Anyway, I have a few small gifts for you,' and he produced a lumpy parcel, which Frito opened somewhat unenthusiastically in view of Dildo's previous going-away present [the ring]. But the package only contained a short, Revereware sword, a bulletproof vest full of moth holes, and several well-thumbed novellas with titles like Elf Lust and Goblin Girl..."
And so forth. I wonder how many other Uncyc topics have been professionally parodied prior to their appearance here? ----OEJ 19:49, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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