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...FOOD. Did you guys know that? Only problem is that they're gassy and make people get the shits. They're tasty in cayenne hot sauce. Also great Bar-B-Q ued. They taste like chicken with a hint of ham.205.240.144.214 22:15, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Cool. Where can I buy a pound? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:16, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
At the local grocery store, in the fresh meat aisle. They even serve Grue eyeballs. 205.240.144.214 22:17, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
How expensive are they? Money doesn't grow on trees, and as far as I know, neither do grues. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:19, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
“In Soviet Russia, Grue eats YOU!! ... wait... ”
~ Yakov Smirnoff on grues as food
Last I've seen, $20.00 a pound of Grue meat, $10.00 of Grue eyeballs, $50.00 for Grue testicles. 205.240.144.214 22:24, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
The kids love Grue Goo. It also makes great motor fuel, at just a $0.10 a gallon. 205.240.144.214 22:27, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Grue penis was banned because someone blew one up as a balloon. 205.240.144.214 22:31, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

We'll find something new to do now.
Here is lots of new grue goo now.
New goo. Grue goo.
Gooey. Gooey.
Blue goo. New goo.
Gruey. Gruey.

Gruey goo for chewy chewing!
That's what that Goo-Grue is doing.
Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
with the Goo-Grue, chew, sir.
Do, sir.

The return of the poem tag! Spang talk 22:33, 03 May 2008

Spang got $50,000,000 for the Grue food endorsement. 205.240.144.214 22:46, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
He is shown holding up a grue that was batter dipped, and fried, saying,"Damn good eatin'!", got another $10,000,000 for that ad as well. 205.240.144.214 22:49, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
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