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After writing this Unnews article , I e-mailed the Gravel campaign to inquire about their response. Today I received this message from them:

We appreciate Uncyclopedia's dedication to awesome, and are happy to have their support onboard.

Despite his dissent in opinion, the Senator is strongly considering Zim_ulator as his Secretary of Defense upon election.

--
J. Skyler McKinley
Colorado State Director
National Multimedia Coordinator
Mike Gravel for President 2008
(720) 936-6630

--Composure1 00:58, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Holy shit. I've been saying this from day one, but I cannot stress it enough right now: ELECT THIS MAN! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:00, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
While voting is located below, you can also donate to Gravel's campaign--Æ 22:55, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Vote for Mike Gravel

  • Is he a democrat or a republican? Ah, who cares? Strong for! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:30, Feb 6
  • Hell Yes! I have no fracking clue why, but I've been rooting for this guy ever since he made an appearance on The Daily Show. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 02:53, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
  • *Looks in to the camera for a minute.* This man is great! He's a democrat, too so I don't feel as if I'm going against Al Gore in anyway. --Dexter111344 04:37, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
  • I would have! I couldn't go to my state's caucus tonight, but I woulda been one of only two Gravel people there. Of course, then I would have switched to Obama after Gravel was declared not viable. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:04, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Abstain. I want to vote for the black guy. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:01, Feb. 6, 2008
  • For --Æ 18:17, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
  • I'm not American! - Yayyy! I don't have to care! BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Feb 6, 18:42
  • Original exclamation! Witty comment going along with the crowd but still standing out enough to appear clever so that people will like me! Three tildes instead of four because I have a custom timestamp, making me cool! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:28 6 Feb, 2008)
  • Reply, based on the utter absence of coolness from you, and probably insulting at or to either your mother, father, siblings, inbred relatives, religion, political affiliation, or penis (or possibly lack thereof). Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:36, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Links to a page called Nobody cares. Points out that this has been done before by people who are far more skilled at such nonsense than us. Non sequitur. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:51, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment pointing out the link to Nobody Cares in mine own sig, calls you a bastard. Reference to HATE HAET HAT to make everyone aware of the fact that I know what that is. Wins the argument in my own mind. Jacks off to hentai, unable to ejaculate due to rage. One more reason to hate you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 22:13 6 Feb, 2008)
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¡Laugh-a-palooza!
--THINKER 22:09, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
Inflated ego from such recognition! Apologizes for edit conflict! Not really. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 22:16 6 Feb, 2008)
Declaration that topic should be featured. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:45, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
Excited statement in agreeance. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 22:51 6 Feb, 2008)
Annoyed by topic, forgets to sign in. 24.108.88.219 22:53, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
And this person would replace the Queen as the head of the Commonwealth? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Late reply. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:59, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

New heading to restart these things: ::::

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Overused GIF image to add life to the thread and make it seem more epic than it really is.

New short sentence to spark new discussion. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:08 6 Feb, 2008)

Laments that wiki isn't as good as it once was. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:33, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
Advisory to take what you get. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:36 6 Feb, 2008)
Oversensitive capitalized retort that is typed in an immensely immature manner for the purpose of mocking the n00b stereotype. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:46, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
Additional edit without first understanding your last comment, agrees to whatever it is you just said even though I don't get the joke. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 00:08 7 Feb, 2008)
Bitching about how the Village Dump is extremely unfunny. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:24, Feb. 7, 2008
Agrees with the person above, but due to edit conflicts, actually meant to agree with the 3rd or 4th or 17th-ish person above. -- SmallbeerSpillin DylanSmallbeerTALKSmallbeerEDITSSmallbeer205:03, Feb 7 2008
Condescending statement asking who you are. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 20:13 7 Feb, 2008)
Vaguely self-referential statement that goes along with what everyone else is saying. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:23, Feb 7
Acknowledging statement that also attempts to keep this joke going as long as possible. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 20:29 7 Feb, 2008)
Cabbage template. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:45, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

You need to watch this.

Well, there go 38 seconds of my life, down the toilet. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:35, Feb 7
I'm not sure why, but I had to watch it twice... --Dexter111344 21:45, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Is it just me or did it not embed? Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 21:48, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Other comment expressing my amusement at this rather droll video which contributes nothing to the conversation (unless you count using the word "droll" as a contribution) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:49 7 Feb, 2008)
No, it didn't embed. An IP posted it, so obviously it doesn't work. ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:53, Feb 7
Holy shit. I thought YouTube removed that video. That was the single greatest video I've ever seen, and it's a real joy to see it again. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:58, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Uhh...TKF? You ok? Heeeyyy, wait a minute! This isn't the real TKF! /me removes the TKF mask to reveal the IP that posted the vid, who happens to be Mike Gravel, who says something about how he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for us meddling kids, and our dog. Rooby rooby roooooooo! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:02, Feb 7

Inserts much better video, and adds a comment about its superiority. Also, mahna mahna. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:00, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Declaration of this thread's epic status, reminiscent addition about how much I miss the Muppet Show. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 22:08 7 Feb, 2008)
Pointless comment for no reason other than to get my name into this thread. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:59, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Declaration of you being a whore. Addition taking this opportunity to declare this thread legendary, as people are just LINING UP TO HAVE THEIR NAMES IN IT. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 20:01 8 Feb, 2008)
Post with no purpose other than to attempt to append myself to the joke, which you are all probably sick of anyway. Also, category. -- boorish Ape (blast) (Riot Porn) 21:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Subsequent post adding further witty statement. -- boorish Ape (blast) (Riot Porn) 21:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Subsequent post whoring my latest something-or-other-- boorish Ape (blast) (Riot Porn) 21:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Additional post whore seeing as how we've crossed that line. Remark that the joke is dangerously close to being dead, what with everyone whoring all over it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:43 8 Feb, 2008)
Amusing sleight of hand. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:50, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Gratitude for getting this joke back on track. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:57 8 Feb, 2008)

Second vote of the topic, clever heading to make you click on it since it's at the bottom of the page.

Score: +1 clever units of measuring votes
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