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I don't care if this is off topic. All my "jokes" suck and I feel like an idiot. Therefore, I would like to be deleted. Do whatever it takes, unplug the server. Smash it. Jack off in its mouth for all I care! Just get me the fuck outta here!!!!!!!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kingjames777 (talk • contribs)

Take heart, Kingjames777. Remember that few of us started out funny. I, for one, started out tethered to my mother, crying, and covered in ooze. It took a while to mature. Now I'm just tethered to my mother. Also, I'm crying. And there's still that ooze thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:21, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
To be honest it would be better to always be crap rather than to have been good at some point, I feel like my once appreciated contributions now disguise the burnt out and unimaginaive works I produce today — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:25, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
It's easier if you were always a burnt out husk. More room for self loathing. And candy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:45, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
You can also die young and leave a relatively goodlooking corpse. Tis better to burn out, than to fade away..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
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