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The subject in question. Fear them, for they are many and they are in control of reality.

A few days ago, Gnomes invaded the front page and have taken over the featured article space up until now. Lazy Hardworking administrators, this plague must be fought, you can help by featuring a non-Gnome article on the front page. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:20, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

You should be careful with that anti-Gnome propaganda... -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 13:01, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
7 garden gnomes

A better image...
to illustrate their evilness?

I can live with an article that stays in the "Today's featured article" space on the front page for a few days, I can live with Gnomes getting a special treatment for being so disadvantageously small, but I'm beginning to get really irritated with repeatingly seeing that Gnome-image on the front page. If no one will feature the next article in line, I demand that somebody changes the image. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:33, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Oh no, it's the day I feared. the Gnomes Plotting Your Death are upon us... run! -- Hindleyite Converse 14:53, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

The Gnome reveals its true nature.
-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:10, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

I have my arse covered: I sold my soul to the little runts decades ago. I suggest you people do the same. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:55, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

This guy'll get them off the front page for you. You just have to paint them blue first. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:54, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

If you think we're lazy now, see what happens now that the front page doesn't break even if we don't feature anything for 5 days. Spang talk 01:31, 13 Dec 2008

I don't know about you guys...

...But I for one welcome the chance to quote an overused Simpsons reference.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:36, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

"Dy-no-mite!"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:30, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

UPDATE:Gnomes were successfully driven away from "Today's featured article", however, they were able to escape into "Yesterday's featured article"

Only time will tell how long they will remain in control of this location. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:29, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
They're still there! AAAAAAAAA! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 07:22, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Also note that there's an occurrence of the word "dwarfing" in the presently featured article, undoubtedly placed there by a Gnome. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 07:22, 16 December 2008 (UTC)


Or are they? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:16, 16 December 2008 (UTC)


Is this someone's bad sense of humour? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:57, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Luckily, I can fix it myself. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:08, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

How could I have been so foolish

They've been controlling us all along, from their safe haven in UnMeta. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:21, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Which brings me to the next subject. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:39, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
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