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People, recently, Wikipedia, with its 3,000,000+ articles and 11,000,000 people, have now announced a global sysop plan. So admins, I came up with the Local Sysop Plan:

  • For every 5 users there should be an admin, which means that they can make more bans=more money.
  • Create a complex system of cronies and usergroups that include the Goa Tse Clan and the CANNIBAL (there is no Cannibal).
  • Establish a Wikipedia-like system of WikiProjects, knwon as UnWikiprojects that covers only Uncyclopedia.

What do you think, your honours? Should you admin get a go ahead on this? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:48, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

You don't really get Uncyclopedia, do you? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 11:54, Jan 16 2010
I'm completely in favour of more bureaucracy and more people who do fuck all in terms of writing articles and probably should get a job or something along those lines in the meatspace. I think I speak for everyone in saying that it’s been an improvement to the site having them here.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:20, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
heh heh. "Meatspace". -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:24, 16 Jan
Meatspace...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:44, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, we're going for more of a "Police State"-style thing, mostly for ease of Big Brother references. Later, we'll go for a "Police Academy"-style thing, and Lt. Harris will get his head stuck in the backside of a horse. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:44, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Ooh, ooh! Can I be the guy that makes the funny noises? *beep-boop-beep* Priceless. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:47, 16 Jan
This topic isn't nearly incoherent enough. --Mn-z 04:03, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Exactly! carrot lol 04:06 January 17
Ha! You said, "boop!" Hilarious!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Jan 2010 ~ 11:20 (UTC)
Boop: The next phase of comedy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:42, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Petition:Ban Joe


Maybe Joe needs Ultra-Ban?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:04, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Verily, he sucks hard. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:35 • Sunday, 17-01-2010

Should he be given roll-on, stick or aerosol spray?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:00, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Is the pic photoshopped? FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:46 • Sunday, 17-01-2010
I have no idea, it popped up in a search for "ultra-ban" after first looking up "ban roll on". Looks like a real "banned ad" to me.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  00:39, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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