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...for me so I can pass these stupid exams, so I can still have my computer, so I can log into Uncyclopedia, so I can edit stuff. Please. It's gneomI 03:38, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

You should talk to BENSON about that. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:39, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
You can have all my prayers, I never use them. Spang talk 04:55, 05 Jun 2007
I'd pray for you, but you sound like you're an infidel dog. So, instead I will declare Jihad upon thee. What was your address again? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:36, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
They threatened to take your computer away? Ouch. I'll not pray, but I'll stretch to a "Good Luck". --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:41, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Right, can any of you Brits give me an honest explanation about your exams? Half of this community vanished these last few months. What are they making you do?! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:02, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Sounds like high school and college exams in the UK are pretty tough. In the USA we have them as well but classes are already out for summer since the end of may. June is when they graduate. I'd imagine exams in a nation that calls sausages as bangers must be really tough. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 15:47, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Gneomi isn't British. But, basically all the exams are at the end of the academic year so that's may/june/july (not sure about july). And it's not like in teh USA where I believe you have grades based on your performance in class, and homework etc. In Britian we've only got coursework to fall back on if we screw up really badly in the exams, and screwing up in exams means bad grades usually. Uh, coursework is like a big assignment (?) that counts normally 30% of overall grade. That was British education in a nutshell. —Braydie 17:22, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Also, sausages are really only seriously called bangers if you're ordering bangers and mash. (Or at least that's what I've always thought.) Clearly that was important for you to know. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:28, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Ah. But are "mash" still "mash" without these "bangers" of which you speak? And why does it sound like you're making an abysmal double entendre or sexual innuendo? And how come "innuendo" sounds so darn filthy? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:03, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Weeeeeeelllllll... I think mash is singular, for starters. And I probably wouldn't actually have it without sausages, to be honest... Also, I fail to see the innuendo, unless you want to bang your mash, which could get quite messy. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:34, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm a freshman(High School BTW), so I have my FIRST EVER FINALS coming up in about a week and a half. I could start to study, but well....just don't wanna. I'll get good grades anyway, I'm the smart kid.(haha, you all have to study! nah nah nah nah nah nah)P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:09, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
/me remembers when me was still the smart kid. *Sigh*. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:34, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Good on you. I don't revise (study) either. Waste of time. I mean, when we're in the work situation we can look stuff up right? If we don't know something, we'll look it up on the internet like any normal person.. not "try to predict what's going to happen in work tomorrow" and revise that subject. Another thing, why do we have to wear formal suits/uniform in exams? (England only, I believe) If I do stupid exams in jeans and T-shirt, then I should be allowed.. nay, I should be able to do the exams naked if I want to. —Braydie 23:37, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

No, you don't wanna do that. Took a test naked last year and got a 73%...P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:59, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Ouch, what did your parents say?... about the percentage. —Braydie 13:33, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
One down, maths tomorrow, then programming, then database. It's gneomI 14:13, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Oh, they weren't too worried about the score...I don't think they were too pleased about the naked thing though....Oh well, live and learn! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Nice. —Braydie 23:34, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

If I may be as bold as to reference a little prayer...Miss Aretha Franklin summed it up quite nicely, in 1968. See [this linky] -- di Mario 22:40, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

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