Forum:Get this- we've been tagged by Net Authority

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These guys are nuts. They're throwing up violations for everything from Fox News to the History Channel website. Somehow we got mixed up in the morass, for (and I quote):

* Pornographic material
* Hateful material
* Blasphemy
* Offensive political material

Sounds accurate, though- one look at Holocaust Tycoon would be enough to send these guys into conniptions.

http://www.netauthority.org/offenders/1872.shtml

Oh noes!

The Net Authority is an organization dedicated to the removal of offensive material from the Internet.

Um, yeah. Good luck with that. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:26, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna start a page, or if it exists, add onto it. The number and type of sites they have as "violators" are huge and insane. --Erwin Rommel 21:33, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Hang on though... this article claims that it's a hoax, which to be honest, did cross my mind while looking at it. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:38, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Aww, darn. Well, I can still create a page on it. :P --Erwin Rommel 21:41, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I like how "offensive political nature" is banned under NA's rules. What's an offensive political nature? Anything that doesn't support Bush's divine right to conquer the world? Oops, that satire was of an offensive political nature! Oh noes I'm in trouble with some prick and his idiotic website!! I have to go hide from his "authority" to punish me somehow!!! Will any of you guys help me lay low for awhile until this blows over, or at least until Armegeddon, which is any day now apparently?? Sleeping on the couch is fine. Anybody?? --Hrodulf 21:52, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, wait, it's fake. Never mind than. Can't tell the fakes from the real loonies because the real ones are so bad. --Hrodulf 21:53, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

While it does seem kinda obvious now to be a fake, and I feel ridiculous for ever taking it seriously, the website that supposedly faked it doesn't seem to exist. It links to a GoDaddy-style page. Hm. --Erwin Rommel 22:06, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Fake or not. I told them to check some more pages so they'll get even more offended. --Dexter111344 22:17, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I have an article in the works, in case anyone wanted to know.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:45, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Ugh, now the school's gonna block it again.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:03, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I took a cue from our friend Fred Souque Peaupett and left Mr. Peacock a nice letter. Also you should check this one out. This is great comedy fodder:

Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships. God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

--Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:56, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

I think this whole thing is a hoax. They aren't the authority on the internet; Wikipedia is. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:28, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Hoax or not, at least they allow open posting...that's kind of dopey, now that I think about it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:46, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

As an agnostic, it is my duty to not care about religious opinions. In fact, I just Net Authority on a blacklist for Being overly religious and claiming to have authority over the internet. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 04:12, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps you should submit them to themselves. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 04:37, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

That's so meta. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:45, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Ohhh.... that be good. I'll bet a ninjastar that goatse page is on there. And google. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:48, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Heh heh heh... I did it. Marked it for "Blashemy" and "Hateful Material." It isn't there yet. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:56, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

I would mark this page for "interracial relationships". -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:01, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Pwn!

Did anybody see my comment? I rocked their world! Oh, and re: the initial post: based on the rest of the site, Holocaust Tycoon would probably be the one page they find agreeable. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:00, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

IT'S A HOAX GUYS. Don't get yer knickers in a twist. See the domin registrant here, and then have a look at his personal site. A far funnier thing to do with this site is to submit sites like www.dailykitten.com to them; but let's not demean ourselves by falling for it and leaving angry messages on the Uncyclopedia page. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:09, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Check out the insanely great badges under the link of the same name. We have to place one of those on, at least, the main page. This is great comedy --Vosnul 10:33, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

This page made me laugh harder than any article on Uncyclopedia. There's no way these guys are legit. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:48, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

I submitted them to themselves. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Me too... several times. --General Insineratehymn 20:38, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

This user is a Net Authority Violator

All Uncyc users violating the Net Authority guidelines All Uncyc users are now required to brand their userpages with {{User NAV}} as well as add append the following identifying mark to their signatures: Thank you for your cooperation. —rc (t) 22:59, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

So now Treehouse TV and Lego.com are targeted.Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

To All users: It is not a hoax, The net authority is for real and they will shut down all the hate sites, politically incorrrect sites, religious sites, etc. It's just like Internet 2 being estabolished. -- Jtaylor117:20, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

It is a hoax. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

You naive fool. Of course this is not a hoax, Duh!. Do you really think people would spend the effort and time and resources on a such a site that is supposed to be purely in jest ?? That's just not happening any time soon. -Vosnul 18:22, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I can use this against, Wikipedia. Yeah, it's a hoax just like the petition online site. You can write your own petition there, it's just for fun. -- Jtaylor117:34, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY HATH MADE A VIDEO! It consists of the following:
SCENE ONE- Our best Uncyc actor, Braydie, having a threesome with Condoleeza Rice and a goat.
SCENE TWO- A sex tape of George Bush and one of his Secret Service agents (AGGH MY EYES!).
SCENE THREE- A speech in favor of a female Hispanic democrat becoming President of the United States.
SCENE FOUR- Two men, one white and one black, shouting racial slurs at each other for ten minutes, followed by shouting further racial slurs at passing individuals such as Asians, Italians, Jews, etc.
SCENE FIVE- A woman reading from the Qu'ran.
SCENE SIX- A large group of uniformed men shouting 'HEIL BUSH!'
SCENE SEVEN- And finally, a scene in which one of the creators of the Net Authority beats his meat to pictures of little boys.

I think I'll add it to a website and link that site to the NA. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:48, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

And now they're doing this to Disney and Nickelodeon. -- Jtaylor120:37, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, did you guys notice that the late nintendorulez posted a comment on the uncyclopedia page? Also, I submitted google to net authority. It seemed like a good idea at the time. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:45, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Is Nin trying to evade Famine's block? Somebody needs to start using CheckUser. -- Jtaylor115:40, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Just for a laugh, I might add goatse.cz to the Net Authority site. --AAA! (AAAA) 16:34, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Not that the good people over at Net Authority will fall for that. After all the arsch spreading inside showing nature of it is in all it's simplicity a true and righteous manifestation of christian ethics and morality. ( Or the other way around... yeah that's it.. ) --Vosnul 21:25, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Of course! It's perfectly natural within a loving relationship. Just like fantasising about having sex with Jesus. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

It's clearly a joke. Look at their entry for Goatse. --67.185.172.158 05:37, 12 July 2007 (UTC)