Forum:Fuk u mordillo!

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FUK U MORDILLO U N00B. Y U NO WANT TO SUK MY PENZORZZ??? IT NOT FRESH ENOUGH FOR U? THEN FUCK OFF, I'LL JUST FIEND SOMEBODY ELSE TO SUKKK MY DIKKK AND THEN MAYBEZZ IL HAEV SUPRIZE BUTSEXXX WITH YOU. YOU LIEK THAT??? OH COEM ON, SUKKK MY DICKZORZZZZ!!! --81.84.185.104 11:47, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Wait wait wait. On my rare trips to the EDemocratic Republic of Congo I learned the mystical language of fucktard... NO U WANT TO SUK MY PENZORZZ... OH COEM ON, SUKKK MY DICKZORZZZZ!!! R U GHEY? SUXX MY DIXORZZZ! OR BUTTSECKZ? That should do it... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:34, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
I wonder if DICKZORZZZZ is malformed in comparison to a normal dick. hmmm...~Jewriken.GIF 11:48, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
It appears to affect typing...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:22, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Might it be so big, that the guy cannot reach some keys on the keyboard?! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:25, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
According to my dictionary: "DICKZORZZZ (n). Similar to a penis, but extremely small, and of no practical use". This probably explains his angwy wittle face. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:30, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Why is this so controversial to you prudes? I, too, want to fuck Mordillo. ...gently.   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [12:50]>
The line starts over there. Wear a condom. I'm not sayin' that Mordillo gets around; what I'm sayin' is that Mordillo gets around. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:37, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
How come no one ever wants sex with me? I'm cool and sexy, right guys? Right? Right? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:06, May 3
C'mon guys, try not to feed the trolls eh? BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) May 3, 17:26
But he's giving me those cute li'l puppy-dog eyes! Who could be so heartless as to not just have throw it a couple food scraps? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:49, May 3
/me throws Leddy to the troll. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Don't strain your back. Just roll him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:57, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Or Drop Kick--Sycamore (Talk) 20:00, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
No no no, you've got it all wrong. See, you've got to grab me here, by my collar, and here, by my pants' waist...yeah. Now you've got it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:18, May 4
Mordillo appears to be very popular among IPs --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 05:04, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm applying for Famine's position :) ~Jewriken.GIF 00:30, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm not an IP, but I play one on TV. That's why I know that four out of five IPs recommend him. When "U" need to "fuk", get Mordillo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:09, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
That sounds unsanitary. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:32, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
This should be featured, its a timeless morality tale--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:25, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Jesus

I have seen the light, and it is filled with typos! * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 00:19, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

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