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Having returned from a long and uneventful hiatus for an as yet unknown length of time, I've been reminded how much voting and democracy goes on here. And, I, for one, have had enough of this fucking democracy. You guys, democracy is fucking LAME! Lame! Democracy is for fucking pussies. We need a bit of fucking autocracy and dictatorship, in my humble opinion. Autocracy is for real men. Democracy is just for fucking whiney liberal pussies. What are you? A whining liberal pussy or a real man? Huh? Or woman I suppose.... But my point is this: Why do we have to fucking vote on everything? It would be much more efficient if someone with unelected power arbitrarily decided on behalf of the community. It would be better for everybody.

Also, I think we should censor the fuck out of anyone saying anything remotely anti-Uncyclopedia. Long live the fucking glorious Uncyclopedia! Kill the fucking liberal pussies. That is all. - [23:33 3 August 2010] PlebYettie

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Indeed, I feel this is a matter we should vote on. Symbol for vote For.. - [23:48 3 August 2010] PlebYettie
180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. I'm against killing JUST the liberal pussies, as then the CONSERVATIVE pussies would have a field day. Kill them both. Independent Party FOREVER! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 23:59, August 3, 2010 (UTC) Pacman Pacman.
<insert name here> appears to be in your sig, Neox. But you're not, <insert name here>. Well, unless YOU are reading this now. Then you are. But indeed orgasm. Your comment about orgasms will be duly noted. - [00:05 4 August 2010] PlebYettie
I think you will find that *I* am the real <insert name here> -- Prof <insert name here> Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:43, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, strange...I always thought I was <insert name here> - [12:16 5 August 2010] <insert name here>

I'm quite proud of how much of a liberal pussy I am, thank you very much.--HM (T) 06:23, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Oh me too. I'm a genuine real life liberal pussy. Good ol' liberal pussies. - [11:22 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk

CHANGE

We need change. No more keeping in the status quo, fundamentalist fags. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:49, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

STATUS QUO

We need the status quo. No more fucking changing, you liberal innovative forward-thinking noobs. - [10:17 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

STATUS CHANGE

We need Quo!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Aug 2010 ~ 06:21 (UTC)

NO! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:17, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
Fsjkdfbvj!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Aug 2010 ~ 03:54 (UTC)
I agree with the first bit of that statement, but not the last. —BEAVER WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:28 8 August 2010]

Lemon curry?

Be sure to smell. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:36, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

An inspirational message relating to the virtues of democracy that we can all take to heart and use as our guiding star going forward.

SCROTUM
                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 14:37, Aug 11 2010 UTC

An inspirational message relating to the virtues of YOUR MUM that we can all take to heart and use as our guiding star going forward.

POUCH OF SKIN CONTAINING THE TESTICLES
BEAVER WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:45 11 August 2010]

An inspirational message relating to the virtues of Goa Tse that we can all take to heart and use as our guiding star going forward.

PINGAS
GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:08, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

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