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This is explicit and and it sucks. Everything BHOP is against. VFD! VFD! VFD! I just came to say: Fuck everyone.
- Fuck gay people that try to shove their homosexual agenda into your mouth. You can do what you want, but don't force other people to like it.
- Fuck black people that cry "RASICT!" anytime someone disagrees with them, or when things don't go their way. Sometimes you don't get the job because you just SUCK.
- Fuck the immigrants that keep breaking into our country illegally and steal jobs from Americans. We need to work, and feed our kids too.
- Fuck the education systems that stifle the creativity of the truly gifted. Just because your dreams didn't come true, doesn't mean you have to destroy the dreams of others.
- Fuck the celebrities and their idiotic "POLITICAL OPINION". You're here to entertain, not to lecture.
- Fuck the record executives that have destroyed every genre of music by commercializing the HELL out of it. Music is an art, not a commodity.
- FUCK THE TELEVISION EXECUTIVES FOR CHURNING OUT REPETITIVE BULLSHIT SEASON(or series) AFTER SEASON(or series). There are other concepts besides Reality.
- Fuck the fashion police that tell you what to wear, and what not to wear. WHO THE FUCK MADE YOU AN AUTHORITY ON ANYTHING?!
- Fuck the diet-pushing "fitness club" assholes, who try to charge you for jogging indoors. Who are these jack-offs to tell anyone that they need to lose weight? That is a personal decision, folks.
- Fuck the beauty magazines with their skinny bitch cover models that look like Keno(?) patients. Counting your bones in the mirror is not sexy, and most of us like to eat.
- Fuck organized religion that manipulates the masses into war. Only a fool would claim to know what any god's will is.
- Hover over line. Fuck the critics who bash your work(ironic). They do it because they can't do what you can do, and wish they could.
- Fuck the coffee house serving assholes who tell YOU how YOUR drink should be made. WE pay YOU. YOU work for US. And that entitles US to have a saying of what we order without being corrected from a fucking self-important art-school dropout.
- Fuck these "ANGST-Y PUNK" assholes who think they're the SHIT. If you were not alive from the years 1977 and 1992, you have no concept about what the subculture is about. It is now DEAD, and that's FINAL.
- Fuck the idiotic sports assholes that get paid millions of dollars to toss a ball around. Average people do it for free on the weekends and they don't take steroids.
- Fuck the dumb rappers that shoot each other up in the streets for no reason. Name-calling is not a good excuse to shoot someone in the head. And franly, the whole "gangsta thing" have been commercialized by record companies to just make sales through sensationalism.
- Fuck the tabloids that run after celebrity couples, and fuck the morons who actually read these stories. Who gives a shit if 2 celebrities are dating? If you do, you're a fucking moron.
- Fuck the pseudo-intellectual crowd who define themselves by the number of idiotic foreign films and plays they've seen. All art is useless. Remember that.
- Fuck the RIAA with their musical Nazi ways of suing 13 year olds for downloading a song off the internet. People were trading their cassette tapes long before the internet, and I didn't hear anyone complaining about that.
- Fuck the mindless assholes who walk around all day oblivious to their own existence. You people piss me off beyond all others.
- Fuck the potheads, the drug addicts, and the alcoholics. You people are weak-willed, and can't deal with reality, and have no right to be in it.
- Fuck the French! Seriously, these assholes just seem to be a nation of bitter losers who define their existence through their crappy wine and the dreadful comedy stylings of Jerry Luis. They can't play Jazz, and [en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talladega_Nights:_The_Ballad_of_Ricky_Bobby#Plot haven't been polite to anyone(WIKIPEDIA, SORRY)] since 1940 when they asked America for help because Germany was kicking their ass.
- Fuck the anti-American ASSLICKING citizens who complain about how bad the country is. Go live in another country for a few weeks. Then come back to tell me "how bad America is". These idiots have never left American soil and have no grant of the reality that lies beyond its borders.
- Fuck the AIDS epidemic and the fasict organizations that "try to make you care about it spreading through half the world." These researches surely should know that AIDS is a preventable disease. When the virus mutates and becomes an airborne contingent, then I'll make a donation. Until then, tell these assholes to stop FUCKING everyone they see. Simple.
- Fuck the health care system that rapes your wallet as you die of a disease. Who the fuck are you to tell anyone that they are not covered for a lifesaving operation? Health care needs reform NOW.
- Fuck these oversensitive con-textures(?) that are offended by every little word you say that conflicts with their own opinion. I'm allowed to have an opinion too. So fuck you and fuck your mother's eye sockets.
- Fuck people who can't take a joke. If someone makes a "seemingly racist joke" in-compressing the stereotypes of a certain group of individuals, GET OVER IT. Most stereotypes are true, and you fucking KNOW IT. So stop crying like a little bitch just because a pope, a rabbi, and a black man went into a bar.
- Fuck feminists. You're all a big, fat, man-less joke. No-one cares about your silly nonsense and no-one wants to hear why you're sexually objectified. How about you go protesting the female actresses that suck cock for cash at films? Or does pornography fall under "Girl Power" these days? Get your priorities straight, you assholes.
- Fuck lawyers. These are the assholes that sue teachers for failing a dumb kid in school. They sue families for having Jesus on their lawn during Christmas, they defend the bank robber who slipped on ice outside the bank as he tried to get away, and award $10 Million for breaking his leg on their property. They sue cops for shooting drug dealers who have killed 100s of people with poision, they use technicalities to free the criminals and punish the innocent. All for the chance to earn some cash, and to get their hideous faces on television.
Fuck them up the ass with a giant gavel. I think that's enough for now, you're all probably zoning out, with your short fucking attention spans. You didn't get all that, read it again! It's important.
- Emo. --Talk 00:48, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
- I got bored after the forst one. But as it happens if you ever happen to have my agenda in your mouth you'd better fucking like it. Or I'll cry... SK Sir RotM 01:03 21 July 2008
- And we've come full circle. First it's "you all," then it's "some of you" and now finally it's "everyone." When I left this BHOP I was but the learner. Now I am the master.--
01:03, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
- Hey! That's not "everyone!" I came hoping that I was going to get fucked, but I was not represented in that list! Equality! Equality! 13:48, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry that George Carlin died (you stole those words from him, didn't you? "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television"), also sorry that the Klan rejected your membership again. Aren't you the guy who writes those "Feet King" jokes on the Thailand article? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:51, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
- RAGE AGAINST THA MACHINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! /me punches a hole in a wall -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:11, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Cliff Notes version
Look at me, I'm angry! Aren't you offended? No? Come on, being angry is offensive, right?
I'd reply seriously to this, but I'd first have to take it seriously. As it is, I'm just monumentally bored, so I'ma straighten up the house so people can visit. But hey, we all need to vent sometimes.01:11, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
- That sentence racks up more hilarity. TheRandomGuy used my account while i was somewhere else. This was a pathetic excuse. Foamy is funny only on YouTube, Myspace, and iLL WiLL preSS. I should know. No more Card Cult members anywhere else. *Facepalm* for letting him use it. Honestly, I'm smarter than HIM. This is
Conan'sDJ Jasper's signature.
I am FUCKING EMBARRASED!
I make a better ONE LINER than that! I am also embarrassed because I am related to him, and because he used it under MY name! That is all I need to say. Thank you. This is
Conan's DJ Jasper's signature.
- Basically. -- 18:14, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Since I like reversing things...
Everyone...--DJ Jasper15:19, 27 July 2008 (UTC) So, can we vote? ------
You contradicted yourself a few times in there.
Just thought I'd point that out.