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Zombiebaron is being a huge homo queer fag and refuses to make me a bureaucrat without "democracy". For those of you that don't know bureaucrats basically own all of you. Here I am to demand support for him to do it in the form of a democratic vote. Frosty 2013!

Vote here

Score: 9000

No offense

But is there an urgent need for more 'crats? Zombiebaron is on most of the time and TKF is around a lot too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:41, 29 December 2012

Frosty just wants to spread the gay virus to more victims. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:42, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Oh noes! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:43, 29 December 2012
There is a need. I want power. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:44, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Zombiebaron has been refusing to put his 'cratting stick up me for years... --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:49, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
No way in hell, you queer. What you need, Frosty, is to get a life. I bet you've never heard of that before. You need to get off your fat ass and discover the world outside you and find the true beauty in it. Do it now before it's too late, so what I think this little Australian fruit needs is a 3-week ban so he can discover what the world outside is like, and not be trapped on some computer forever. After all, he's ONLY SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. He needs to understand what life is like, he needs to get a girl, he needs to stay in school, he needs to talk to real people verbally, he needs to love and lose, he needs to understand what the world is like, he needs to listen to music and he really needs to see a shrink because he's really obsessed with unfunny gay jokes and other stupid stuff like that. So Frosty needs to quit for a little bit so he can get a real life instead of being an admin at this terminally ill site that by my counts will probably be dead by 2014. Trust me, I know how long things can last, because I myself only have ONE LIVING PARENT, and NO, I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP! MY MOM IS DEAD! AND I AM FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT THAT! YOU ASSHOLES HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I MISS HER!!! YOU ASSHOLES HAVE NO IDEA HOW EMPTY MY HEART FEELS BECAUSE OF HER DEATH! AND NONE OF YOU DICKS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PAINFUL IT IS TO WATCH THE ONE WHO BROUGHT YOU INTO THE WORLD BE SLOWLY DEPRIVED OF EVERY LIBERTY SHE HAS! Which brings me to another point, Frosty should spend more time with his family because they're not going to be there forever. So I am promoting that Frosty should get a three-week ban so he can spend time with his family and aesthetically understand reality. Thank you. I'll get off my high horse now. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:07, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

For the convenience of anyone else who is taking this seriously:

  • I posted this in BHOP so it looked like a joke
  • The score on the vote is 9000 and therefore obviously a joke
  • Every comment is completely not serious


  • I have a girlfriend
  • I am currently here more than usual because I'm on 6 weeks of holidays. There are days when I don't show up or edit minimally because I AM having a life IRL.
  • I have lost 3 relatives to cancer so I am aware of what that is like.
  • I apologize that I am not able to spend time with my family because my parents are off earning money most days.
  • I furthermore am sorry for volunteering my time to a website I love with close to 30,000 edits I am not aware that this came with a 3 week ban.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:47, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

gaygaygaygaygaygay-- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:48, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Nicely put. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:03, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
Mattlock, I'm sorry you are suffering. That sucks. That's no reason to start trashing and insulting another user, even if you are joking, it's not cool. That's total dickish douchey behaviour.
Frosty, I don't know if you really care about being a crat, but there's no chance the community is going to crat you. TKF and Zombiebaron were admins for years before the community considered even having crats, and they were chosen out of a list of respected admins, by the community, as the most highestly trusted people. While it's questionable that they are the most highest trustable perfect crats, I think they're more or less good ones, and you'd have to continue impressing everyone with your awesome adminship a lot longer before that happens, that's assuming that you actually want to become a crat, or maybe it's all a joke.
TKF and Zombie, you are both mega super hyper anus sucking clap trap infected same sex loving fag-trains. --ShabiDOO 03:59, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Obvious hoax is obvious
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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:28, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Fine...but TKF and Zombiebaron are still mega super hyper anus sucking clap trap infected same sex loving fag-trains. --ShabiDOO 05:14, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
I might add Frosty did say he would never stand for bureaucrat. This in response to my question about his admin role as Oblique at Encyclopedia Dramatica. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:39, December 31, 2012 (UTC)
Man, I really fucked up that one, I guess had an emotional breakdown. I'm sorry. I feel better now, but hey, now we got a conversation going, huh? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:00, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

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