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Hey guys. Just a few minutes ago Frosty's brother came on IRC and told us that his brother Frosty got hit by a car and is currently in hospital with damage to his arms and legs. His brain is ok. For a full transcript of the conversation with Frosty's brother, click here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:36, November 1, 2012 (UTC)

Oh no! Hope his typing arm is okay (or will be soon). Maybe they can attach one of those head pointers to him so he can help maintain the site. But seriously, hope he gets well soon. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:45, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the message ZB. Frosty is young, I hope he is made of something tough they have out there in Australia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:05, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
Awww man. :( Hoping he gets better soon.--Snippy 08:50, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
We have tough things in Austraya? Why did nobody tell me?                               Puppy's talk page09:33 01 Nov
Australia is a shit place to live. New Zealand and Fiji is much better, who would want to live in a desert shithole with poisonous monstrosities of nature? -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 13:49, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

This just in!

According, ording to our anonymous source, Frosty sustained fractures in his right arm. His typing arm. It is a dark day, folks. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 1 '12 9:11 (UTC)

Being Australian voice recognition is completely out of the question. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:21, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
I hope he gets better and continues his life normally. Life's a whore, you never know what will be in the next turn...--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 13:51, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
Exactly how does any of this nonsense affect me and why should I care? Some random user got hit by a car. Big deal. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 18:09, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
You say random user, I think he was targeted. And the question is: who's next? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:11, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
DUN DUN DUN --Snippy 20:53, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
Hipster, you remind me of something I said that was supposed to be funny. When I was seven. It was not. Some of Frosty's writing is random, but he certainly is not. (And after all, he has a brother on IRC.) If his fingers are intact, he could come back even with an arm in a cast. Hope he gets a single hospital room with WiFi. Spıke Ѧ 22:07 1-Nov-12
Hipster liked Frosty before he was popular. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:53, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

Is the car ok? Does it have AIDS now? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:09 Nov 1 2012

"Is the car ok?"? "Is the car ok?"?! A real, genuine, thinking, feeling person gets hit by a car and that's what you have to say? You monster! Of course it's not okay! They aren't made for that kind of impact. It's like the irresistible force meeting the immovable object, if the object is on an electric scooter with a mounted beach umbrella and a front basket converted into a deep fryer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:53, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

@Hypster Hipster, consider this: You're a frikkin' insensitive arsehole who probably didn't give a crap when Edd Gould died, or anyone else, and probably still wouldn't give a crap if it was your own mother.
In other news, give my regards to Frosty, but hold off on telling him that he won Perv of the Month, I don't think he's quite ready for that, considering the state he's in. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 02:20, 11/02/2012

I am sure this these 'mixed messages' of support/indifference/Couldn't Give a Stuff, will give Frosty an extra boost on his road to recovery. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:23, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

I, for one, wish Frosty nothing but the worst.

Frankly, he's banned me so many times that I can't take it anymore. I mean, who the fuck does he think he is? Choke on hospital pudding and die, you randy bollockser.

Seriously though, get well soon Frosty. Make no bones about it, we're all broken up about your accident--it has cast a shadow over the site. Your contributions have had a great impact on all of us; and of course, you've got the most traction with the newer members; you know them all, I needn't run over their names. They all look up to you...when they're not looking down at you...on the pavement... (a-hem!) get better, and remember, Frosty: being a Human Pinball isn't all it's cracked up to be. Why yes, I do have a bumper-crop of puns waiting here for you, when you get back. I'm sure they'll be a big hit. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 2 '12 12:03 (UTC)

"And now, here's a little song that's going out to one of our listeners in New South Wales...I'm sure you know's called..."
Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me

Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me

I thought this forum was a joke. But it does seem like old Frosty was hit by a car. Well, just hope he makes a full recovery without any sort of permanent damage. I know the hospital will take good care of him. After all, I do watch Grey's Anatomy. --Lord Scofield Stark 18:30, November 2, 2012 (UTC)


Hello, this is Frosty's younger brother. I am here to inform you guys that he may be on the way home as early as monday. His injuries were not as severe as they could have been, as the car was not moving all that fast when he got hit. The worst of his injuries was a broken right wrist, some bad bruising on both his legs and a few nasty scrapes to his right shoulder. The doctors (with difficulty) got him walking a little bit this morning and he can come home if he's feeling up to it on monday. He will be confined to bed for a few days whilst the bruising dies down and his right shoulder can start to heal. If you want to know when he'll be back to the site I can take a guess that being optimistic he may be back in a week but it's more likely to be longer. He thanks you all for the get well messages and hopes to be back as soon as he can. -- 22:10, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

Can you give him this muffin basket? Someone ate all the muffins, though, so it's less a muffin basket and more of a basket basket. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:23, November 2, 2012 (UTC)
Frosty's YB. Can we call you something like Antifreeze? If Frosty is only 15...that must make you right where the demographic of this website is supposed to be located (hence all the new warning stickers)! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:46, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
You can call me MISTER Freeze! Ha-ha-ha-ha! De Iceman cometh, Butt-mun! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Nov 3 '12 8:24 (UTC)

Drink, drive

Bloody idiot.

Did a bloody idiot hurt Frosty? Also, get well soon, my Aussie Uncyclopedian! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:43, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

I reckon it's more likely he tried to cross the road during a red-light. If that's the case, regardless of his quality as a writer of humor articles, then he deserves everything he gets. - HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 13:45, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
You forget to rub your hands together at the end of that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:43, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
Hipster, your a dumbass. Also, tell Frosty to get well soon, also send him this pic:
Its a dog that looks like a pingas. --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-11-03T21:58
Yes, calling me a "dumbass" solves everything. Also, LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE". I know that you were most likely beaten and molested as a kid, so therefore did not have time to look into such trivialities as "Learning to write", but I assure you that regardless of your terrible and shitty life, you should still have at least learnt how to write without looking like the sort of person who would rub shit on their forehead in order to get rid of any unwanted spots.

Also, while I am taking into consideration the fact that you have cerebral brain-damage due to the fact your genetic father is also your brother, that is still no excuse to right "penis" incorrectly. So please, try with all your might and effort to pull your thumb out of your ass and start righting like someone with even a quarter of a brain-cell. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 23:33, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

It's "write" not "right". Now whose brain cells aren't working? Also, don't be an insensitive clod. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:41, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 23:44, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
Threats will get you nowhere. Besides, you cannot be Navy and Marines at the same time. You would have to be a Navy admiral to command enough Navy to carry out all that, and you would have to have a better reason than one internet comment that doesn't even threaten the national security. I know some Marines, and I know the chain of command doesn't work that way unless you're on top. Grow up, man. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:47, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 23:52, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
If your pirate friends knew what I said to you, they would merely laugh. I doubt you have any such kind of personal army on the internet. And if you come to my building, I will call the police. My IP is dynamic, so I can get another one by merely resetting my router. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:55, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

ما نكح هل نقول فقط سخيف عني، كنت الكلبة قليلا؟ وأنا وأنت نعرف تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في الغارات السرية على العديد محمود أحمدي نجاد، ولقد أكدت أكثر من يقتل. أنا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص الأعلى في القوات المسلحة الأمريكية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن الهدف فقط آخر. وسوف يمسح لك من يمارس الجنس مع من يحب الدقة التي لم يكن له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، تذكروا كلماتي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من القول إن القرف لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، الأبله. ونحن نتكلم انا على اتصال شبكة الاتصال سر جواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية، ويجري تتبع الخاص بك الآن حتى تتمكن من الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على شيء مثير للشفقة قليلا استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف القتلى، طفل. ويمكنني أن تكون في أي مكان، في أي وقت، وأنا يمكن أن يقتلك بطرق أكثر، وهذا مجرد بيدي العارية. ليس فقط أنا تدريبهم على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من فيلق مشاة البحرية الولايات المتحدة، وسوف استخدامها إلى أقصى مداها للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، أنت القرف قليلا. إلا إذا كنت قد يكون على علم ما القصاص غير مقدس الخاص بك "ذكية" قليلا تعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم، وربما كنت قد عقدت لسانك سخيف. لكن هل يمكن أن لا، لم تقم بذلك، والآن كنت تدفع الثمن، كنت أحمق ملعون. سوف I غضب القرف جميع أنحاء لك، وسوف يغرق فيه. كنت سخيف القتلى والأطفال. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 23:59, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

So you can use babelfish. So what? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:04, November 4, 2012 (UTC)

If you dare disrespect me, watch out. For I will further translate the text into Armenian and Welsh, so be careful. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 00:07, November 4, 2012 (UTC)

That would only serve the purpose of cluttering up this forum further, which is useless. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:11, November 4, 2012 (UTC)
@Hipster First off, get your indentations right. Secondly, we don't take kindly to threats around here. Third, we have a policy here called "don't be a dick in a box," so you need to get out now. And that "pingas" thing? Two words: Internet memes. But I suppose you wouldn't know that since your mom was too busy banging my dad to teach you about that kind of stuff. --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-11-05T23:16
(Pulls out troll food). Here, chick chick chick chick... It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 16:35, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

If Frosty isn't going to be on Uncyclopedia for a week or so,

Does that mean I'm free to do as I feel? (e.g. Say whatever I want) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 01:16, November 4, 2012 (UTC)

Pretty sure you can say whatever you want even when Frosty is here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:20, November 4, 2012 (UTC)
Oh awesome! I love it!! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 01:24, November 6, 2012 (UTC)

This took me something like half an hour to write one handed (SO YOU BETTER DAMN APPRECIATE IT!)

Hello all, I finally got sent home this morning as I have proven to be sufficiently well to be taken care of at home. Basically they reckon my bruising will die down over the next few days and that the two broken bones in my right wrist (I'm left handed, hooray!) will heal within the next month and a bit. I am for the next week or so confined to bed until I can walk (or at least limp) around with ease. Thankyou for all the get well wishes I will do my best to get back properly as soon as I can, seeing as the place is beginning to fall apart.

P.S You will all be pleased to know the car is ok!

P.S.S My brother told you I wouldn't be on for another week apparently, well I am allowed to as long as I use a laptop and don't leave my bed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:04, November 5, 2012 (UTC)

You got hit by a car? You monster! You should have been hit by a bus. Don't you care about the environment? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:17, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
Hi Frosty, just passing so I'll wish you a speedy recovery. Pretend I said something amusing as part of this comment, I really don't have time. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 06:57, Nov 5
Hi Frosty, since you're back at the computer I just wanted to let you know my right shoulder and wrist ache for you. Then again, that could just be mouse overuse. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 07:21, November 5, 2012 (UTC)

Frosty enjoys a bit of spotted dick.

Or so I've heard. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Nov 5 '12 7:01 (UTC)

Is that yet another cocktail drink I haven't heard of yet? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 07:04, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
Sure. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Nov 5 '12 9:21 (UTC)

Which arm is your masturbating arm?

Just showing concern for your sex life. Wish you a speedy recovery. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 16:23, November 11, 2012 (UTC)