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Looks like the french are yet again throwing in the towel as soon as the situation gets a bit sticky, is User:Confusius the new Petain. Desencyclopedie now know as Vichy Desencyclopedia :-) --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 18:03, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

I've never seen anyone surrender to an April Fool's Joke before. --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 18:22, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
You've missed un petit détail - the poisson d'avril about la désencyclopédie holding a référendum to separate from us is not a parody of politics in France, but of politics in Québec. There have been two référenda (one in 1980 and another in 1995) in which 40% and 49% of québécois voted to separate from Canada. --Mario Dumont 21:38, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
Ah Mario, I didn't go overseas to get a doctorate from the London School of Economics just to have my jokes explained, you know. --Jacques Parizeau
La yeule Jacques. Really, what does de stupid LSE doctorate ave to do wit dis, do you ave to bring it up all de bloody time? It's not elping de cause. Now my leg, dere, dat is pure sympathy points right dere. --Lucien Bouchard

An artist's impression of where Canada might be.

In other news, nobody cares. --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 14:56, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Eh who is dis person dere? I ave never been so umiliated. Please mind your own business. C'est la politesse. Mario, take is name. --Lucien Bouchard
Oh come off it Lucien. The humiliated rot is tiresome. It really is. --Jacques Parizeau
Hey don' you ave a date wit a bottle of scotch somewhere? --Lucien Bouchard
I'm going to break your good leg, I swear. --Jacques Parizeau
Zut alors! It was bad enough dat de maudit beaver bit off de oder one, hien? --Lucien Bouncelard
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