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Bible
While all clarifications were welcome, some of the edits to the Bible struck many as bizarre.

One surprising change was the insertion of the book "Olsen" between James and 1 Peter. The volume apparently consists of the private diary of Mary-Kate Olsen.

"I'm not sure how to take that," said confused televangelist Pat Robertson. "Is God suggesting that we should all aspire to marry Keanu Reeves when we grow up?"

Also surprising many was the fact that God seems to have changed Jesus's name to Grak-Thar. At the first mention of Grak-Thar, God includes a footnote: "I can't believe how wrong you guys got my name." ”
~ UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible

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Put some of your favorite quotes from articles, forums, talk pages, below. Any year, any month, by anyone. I would prefer it not be vandalism unless it's hilarious. Please put where you got the quote, too. It's not only for my template, it's for all of us...

(No promises it'll go into MY template, but if you make your own quote template, whore it here.)

I have my own template. It does this:
"I don't know who Dan Kwon is but I have arbitrarily decided that he sucks balls" - From ‎Dan Kwon
Good, huh? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:58, Jun 10

GO

  • example: "Hippos can deepthroat anything." -page   Le Cejak <19:44 Jun 05, 2009>
1966
“Alternately, sit there and shake your fist at the world.”

from Forum:VFD Time Limits --Mn-z 05:31, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

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