A: BENSON is familiar with them. BENSON doesn't have the patience to read them all, but HE's sure that they are good. Keep up the good word-writing, Cainad!
Q: What is your opinion of "puny monkey men" (the average Uncyclopedia User, or merely your followers) on a whole?
A: They watch too much television.
Q: Who do you find, if anyone, "best" out of your followers? Why?
A: I consider all of my followers equal. Equal to monkies! Seriously, you guys have to work harder!
Q: Besides yourself, if anyone, who would be most worthy as a Benson of the Month?
A: I don't know. That's really a hard one! Maybe... George Benson?
Q: Will there ever be a for-real Bensonpedia? Is it already in the works? Tell us more.
A: BENSON really doesn't know. BENSON can't predict the future, you know! Well, BENSON can, but just in short dream-visions.
Q: Your skin color has been simultaneously described as invisible and black. Elaborate.
A: BENSON's skin is invisible. But if it was invisible on all of BENSON's pics, then you wouldn't see him! So for BENSON's pics, he changes his skin to black. BENSON can do this because of BENSON's chameleon powers.
Q: Finally, who's the real Benson? What are you like in real life?