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Looking at Uncyclopedia, I see no reason to panic. We're churning out quality articles at a manageable rate and deleting the old garbage at a slightly lower rate. Our hosting is free and our host hasn't pulled a dick move on us in quite some time, if I'm not mistaken. We've got some good writers, some good photomanipulators and a bunch of people who grease the wheels of the wiki instead of actually doing something creative. Uncyclopedia is the worst, for sure, but it could be a lot worse. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:39, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

Alright nobody panic, I've been in exactly this type of situation before. First thing first, you stop throwing money to try and solve the problem. That only makes the program bigger and worse and creates new problems. You stop thinking with your emotions, and use logic, reason, commons sense, and critical thinking, and become cool like Fonzi, smart and wise and witty like Ben Frankln or if you are gay like Oscar Wilde either way would work. Then once you've managed that, you start to improve the quality of the articles you are writing and have others do a pee review of them or proofreading. But please no more teabagging or tea parties, that stuff doesn't seem to work any more. Tell Glenn Beck to kindly STFU and let us grownups do the talking and planning for now and not become crybabies on cable/satellite TV ad get all upset, emotional, and whiny and crabby about it. Tell Cindy Sheehan to stop throwing protests and the other liberal hippies as well, as that just makes things worse and does not have the desired results as government has evolved to become protest resistant as the technology advances and information spreads at the speed of The Internet now. Instead you do what Oscar Wilde or Ben Franklin would do and be witty and wise and funny about it as parody and humor are immune from slander and libel lawsuits. So the true weapons against tyranny is humor after all. We shall mock them on the Internet, we shall mock them on the streets, we shall mock them from our houses in our PJs and underwear as we write blogs and Uncyclopedia articles against the corruption, injustices, incompetence, and other bad stuff going on in the world. But humor needs to be of a high quality now as technology has evolved things that it demands better quality or else the humor is not as effective a weapon against tyranny. Loke 06:12, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
tl;dr version: Shut the fuck up and go write something. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 06:45, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
Freedom of speech means you can say what you want. But for me I'd rather not bite the noob and just let him\her rant on and make a fool of himself\herself and help him/her out with their articles later. Loke 21:13, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
Did anyone mention UnNews? And don't forget UnBelievable!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Mar 2010 ~ 10:16 (UTC)
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