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Forums:Index > Village Dump > Everybody say "FUCK YOU" if you love Mattsnow
Hey my fellow niggas. Wez gots to give da props to our homie Mattsnizle for being one bitch ass unnews head faggot for six smokin' months. So...if you think Mattsnow did a bitchin' job at it...say to him "fuck you bitch". Yeah!
Fuck you you bitch ass shiz master. Good work...but youz still a fag!. --ShabiDOO 20:16, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
FU. There. I said it. ~[ths]UotM 20:34, 08/16/2012
He did such a great job that I didn't know he was doing it, and besides it was never announced. So FU. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 23:04, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
Fantastic job, man. I couldn't tell you to go fuck yourself with higher esteem. --ปลาที่น่ากลัว 05:16, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
This is funny[1]. I just started a new job about a month ago, and the guy who hired me left about a week after I started, so I got his job. And they had a going away party for him. No one told him "fuck you" at the party, but it still feels kind of eerily parallel. Oh, and fuck you, Matt Snow. In every hole. If anyone thought UnNews was bad off under you, now they will know how good they had it. --GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shamelessnarcissisticAmerica-hatingliberalatheistaward-winningfeaturedwriter 23:26, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
lololol Zombiebaron you stole my idea. Then I'll have just to say "Fuck you Mattsnow". Cat the Colourful(Feed me!)Zzz20:01, 18August, 2012(UTC)
Hey, fuck you Zombiebaron for stealing Cat's idea. And by that I mean, of course, good job. Good job, you motherjobber. --ปลาที่น่ากลัว 23:36, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
Thinks I'm talented, he must be worth fucking. --MasterWangsCUNT and proud of it! 07:36, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
No, I'm afraid I'm not romantically interested in Mattsnow and he's not my mom either. I will say, however, that Mattsnow did one smokin' ass job of running UnNews, yo. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM23:50, 6 September 2012