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“In Soviet Russia, England lives in you”
~ user:Communist. on England
Wow, that really is appallingly shit. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:02, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

I have been doing research into England for many years now. My reasons for this involve being Scottish and wishing to find a way to kill off the chavs, casualties of society and "others" that of course make up the english population and that proudly state they are english. During this research I discovered, to my initial surprise that, contrary to popular belief, England is NOT a country. In fact calling England England is in fact politically incorrect and is is in fact called ENGLANDSHIRE. My research shows that England is actually a shire of Buckingham Palace.

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your to fat to blow your nose forget about blowing up a country

I am interested to know if anyone has also come to this conclusion and has found a way to "remove" the english population whilst making it look like an accident.

Additionally, i have also come up with this conclusion completly unrelated to the study of Englandshire. If people got AIDS from screwing chimps.....who screwed the pig?The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs) seems to have mistaken Uncyclopedia for Genocidyclopedia. That one's right around the corner, mate! Look for it again when you're sober, if you cannot find it now. As for the question about pigs and screwing - are there any among us who haven't? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:10, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Ok - what ever you say . I don't like talking to numbers so come back next time with a (a) name and (b) a few ideas for the Uncyclopedia to consider. Otherwise being Scottish is no excuse for not being funny. --Romartus 11:37, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Tell that to Billy Connolly, or the guy who plays Rab C Nesbitt. --CrabPope 11:49, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Seriously we can't all be held responsible for Billy Connolly, just like 'you people' can't be responsible for Jethro or Emmerdale;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:53, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow. That wasn't funny at all. Try harder. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:59, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

...I have no idea what to make of that. Saberwolf116 13:19, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

What does he think we are? Nazis? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:00, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

It's like you guys have never seen a troll thread before. Spang talk 01:24, 25 May 2009

IB4Spang telling us we've never seen a troll thread before. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:38, 24 May

inb4 more vague 4chan references. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:41, May 24
File:Pedobear FUCK; BEATAN. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:50, 24 May
What do you guys think trolls eat, anyway?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:43, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
if i get it, you want to kill everyone in england?? let me the time of geting out of hell..ummm i meen england and then you can bomb'em, bomb mexico too--Boomlol- player2- Boomlol 09:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Sir, would you like to work for the American foreign office? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:04, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
i take it my awsoome russian reversal quotes seem to get people into a geonocide kind of mind--Communist. 16:51, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
2006 called. It wants its meme back. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:09, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Actually, you can keep it. 2006 20:37, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
PS if you bomb england, send me a video, i will put it on YouTube!!--Boomlol- player2- Boomlol 09:42, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
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