Forum:Earl of Sandwich VFS Campaign
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“Come on people...let's get this son of a doughnut in power at Uncyclopedia before the month is out!”
“It's got frickin' testicles in it for god sake!”
The Earl of Sandwich's brains and feet stuffed inside his intestines, dried out before being put between two slices of brown bread and St. Andrew's testes is an equisite sandwich that offers a range of different flavours to the noobs of the sandwich World. At the Earl of Sandwich VFS Campaign we are campaigning for this sandwich to win this month's VFS and become a sandwich superstar. Time is running out however as the deadline for VFS is 30th April.
Compare the name of this amazing sandwich to the names' of the contending dull, same-old sandwiches and you will see why this sandwich is for us/see the light/ have an epiphany/die of a heart attack/get struck by lightning/become Codeine's mum.
So far our sandwich has made it to joint first position with two other contenders. But we need votes, VOTES PEOPLE, votes. So cast your vote now and you could:
- Watch an Uncyclopedian admin eat this wonderfully delicious work of sandwichery
- Receive a template commending your action on your talk page (Don't worry Puppy, we're working on it)
- Become a trusted member of the Uncyclopedian Earl of Sandwich Trust
All you have to do is visit the VFS page and sign your name under the The Earl of Sandwich's brains and feet stuffed inside his intestines, dried out before being put between two slices of brown bread and St. Andrew's testes's sandwich (don't forget to add one to the score). Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:30, April 21, 2014 (UTC)