Forum:ED is the worst

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ED. Junky junky junk

To everyone who will listen to me, ED is the worst! It is a total piece of junk. For example, they place goatse on every page they see, they think shock humor is funny, and they say we suck when we're actually better than them! Decapitated people are judged as world leaders! Celebreties such as Tompkins are treated as dictators! What kind of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this?

I HATE ED! I HATE ED! I HATE ED! I HATE ED! I HATE ED! From AAA! (AAAA) 00:43, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Do I care? —Sir Major Hinoa (who clearly doesn't) [TALK] [KUN] [05:23, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]

Don't know, don't care. How's that? --AAA! (AAAA) 06:06, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

--General Insineratehymn 05:27, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

After looking around it for a little, I second that. --The fatgoat 08:31, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Seriously, come on! At least 100 years ago? Old memes? 7-11? What kind of junky junky junky junky junky junk IS that anyway? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:39, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Those guys suck. Their ideas about humor are lame. I suspect them all of being sophomoric lower beings, possibly americans, who still have not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Alanis Morisette song. --General Insineratehymn 05:57, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

The thing I love most about ED is that our spam filter blocks it. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:13, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

The thing about ED is, for something that we don't care about, we certainly waste a disproportionate amount of time talking about it.--Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 03:22, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I don't start the discussions. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:28, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Has anyone seen ED's goatse article? --AAA! (AAAA) 08:05, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Nobody wants to see ED's goatse article. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:20, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Just when you thought hello.jpg was enough, they put in the other 39 gap images to scare you. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:52, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

The weird thing is, not only does shock humor suck, ED is just lame with it. All they ever do is slap goatse on pages and think that will crush spirits. People get used to everything, even goatse. When your idea of humor is "Lulz lulz lulz it's goatse lulzzz" you truly have a problem. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 15:01, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

This is a lot like Uncyclopedia is the Worst, only that page was a joke. Like, ED is a bunch of poopy. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 08:40, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Is this the only forum where we're being serious? --AAA! (AAAA) 11:11, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Shut it down

www.shutdowned.org. Please sign it. I have. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:50, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

I've seen that. I didn't sign because it's not our place to shut them down. Let them take themselves apart and let's make fun of them from here. Our policy is not to meddle in their affairs. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:58, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

What? Morons. Heck yeah, ED shutdown for the win.  –              Smiddle             

I voted. See below for an agenda for ED users. --Starnestommy 00:01, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

We need a petition to shut down uncyclopedia. Nobody is going to shut a website couse of an online petition, that's just free advertizing, we could use it!---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:44, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

The Agenda of an Average ED User

The average Encyclopedia Dramatican

Almost all ED users seem to follow this agenda:

1. Log into ED
2. Masturbate to goatse.
3. Make a fake article about someone or something.
4. Create attack article about Wikipedia administrators or the guy who insulted them on MySpace/LiveJournal.
5. Masturbate to goatse.
6. Vandalize Uncyclopedia or Wikipedia, often while copying from ED.
7. Feature any foetus-related articles
8. Log off ED.
9. Masturbate to goatse.
10. Repeat, especially 2, 5, & 9.

I think I may have left out some details; edit as you please. --Starnestommy 00:01, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Every time I get pointed to goatse, I fall into shock. Goatse is the most disgusting thing ever to exist. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:40, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Heh heh. I added that [1]. Seriously though, goatse gives me a great idea for a screamer. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:56, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Why is it even called "goatse" anyway? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:06, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

A play off the word "goatsex", which the 'cx' in "goatse.cx" is the 'x' in goatsex. Bad joke, anyone? --AAA! (AAAA) 05:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

That's worse than "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" It's not even goat sex anyway. It's a guy turning his ass inside out. Disgusting. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

You know where a good place to put that would be? ED. Too bad they don't have a forum... --Advertising Rights for this space is available.(Terms} Wildy I'm jumping on the bandwagon @You have something to say? 09:02, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

You didn't even see the really nasty stuff on ED.--Metropolis 01:12, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

You made me curious. Of what nasty, awful smut do you speak? --The fatgoat 01:27, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Let's not even go there. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:48, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

The fatgoat, have you ever read Do NOT click any links!? That is pretty much what you should do if you ever go to ED.

That was rather weird... --The fatgoat 20:44, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Pwned

I guess my school's blocking system does have some advantages...

--AAA! (AAAA) 01:58, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• Should be labled indecent --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:29, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Argh, the red hurts my eyes! Yeargh! On a more serious note, my school blocks ED for Sexual Materials and Uncyc for Sexual Materials AND profanity. anger2headshot 21:55, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
    • I know offices that block WIKIPEDIA and not Uncyc (ED is still blocked). I love how the offices love us. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:06, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
      • Lucky... Ours blocks WP and Uncyc, but not ED. In fact, our filters hate anything Wikimedia/Wikia. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 15/04 14:42

My school has Websense, which blocks it. I'll show you guys tomorrow. --Emmzee 01:09, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

I Bet...

...that Encyclopedia Dramatica isn't REALLY suffering from a desperate need for funds! It's all a hoax pulled by the evil dictators who ran that site and thought to themselves: "Let's pretend to be in desperate need for donations so we can con our most loyal fans out of their money!" It's all an evil scandal so they can con their (four) loyal followers out of their money!!! --THE 22:07, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

OOPS. Just realized this topic is rather old. I guess I'll need a flogging now for bumping it... --THE 22:08, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

/me gives a whip to Braydie, leaves him to his fun. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:34, 26 May 2007 (UTC)