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As you might have noticed, earlier today every single user on the entire site was accidentally blocked. Don't take it personally - all edits were getting assigned to one vandal IP, so when the IP got blocked the entire site went with it. According to sannse on IRC it should be fixed soon, but in the meantime we'll all just have to twiddle our thumbs and wait - I hear the sun's shining outside, but it might be just a myth... -- 16:09, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

out-si-de? —Braydie at 16:14, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Isn't "outside" where all sorts of nasty creatures dwell? --General Insineratehymn 16:20, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Don't go spreading rumours like that..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

That's inside, my friend. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 08:11, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that was a scary couple of... minutes? -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 16:21, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

A few minutes is all it takes for the end of the world. One minute we're all innocently editing the site, the next, WHAMMO!!! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

and I quote: "Don't go speading rumours like that..." But, It will happen someday. Not in our lifetimes though. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:27, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

I'd just like to make everyone aware of the fact that Mhaille has been planning this so-called "accident" for over 6 months now. Case in point:

"I suggest a carpet-banning of ALL User Accounts, starting with anyone called Benson, allowing those wonderful Admins time and space to delete the bountiful supplies of cruft that pepper this once great site." (Mhaille, Who Uses the Users, June 2006}

What can I say? We should've seen it coming.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:18, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

That's not all. He caused Drama Week! http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Euroipods&diff=next&oldid=378425 For the whole story, see here. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:24, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah... I was gonna do that... Whatever, too late now.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:29, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Famine got a late Christmas present. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:50, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Vote to ban everyone again

Score: +5 (million bans)

• For - That would be so awesome. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:30, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• For BENSON will probably get banned anyways. Might as well take all of Uncyc with him. Benson 15:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• For-- see how many complaints we get from the noobs. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 15:08, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• For 24 hour ban on 4/1/07. Perfect time for it. --User:Nintendorulez 17:33, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Lol April-Fool's day! Perfect! -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 17:44, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
    • "Slashdot: Uncyclopedia 'accidentally' bans anyone from editing the site."   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:52, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
      • For I can just see that happening XD.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 19:45, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Genocide is fun! --General Insineratehymn 17:55, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against. My doctor says I should let my inner grump out more often.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:50, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I feel sorry for you. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 17:55, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• For, lol'd  –              Smiddle