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They are very very disturbing and for the life of me I cannot figure them out. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 19:53, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

They are the things that live under your fridge that only come out at night. That's why you ALWAYS need to turn the light on before you go into the kitchen.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

They're trilobites (duh.) They've got to be models, maybe for some sort of biology class or something? Cool picture. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 20:35, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Well, let's think for a minute here.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:40, Mar 20

No, they're not trilobites. Sorry for giving you kids nightmares, but they're Giant Isopods [1], relatives of garden woodlouse. Here, for your pleasure:
Giant isopod
-- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 00:36, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
They look like some sort of disturbing sex toy with legs. --THE 21:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Those are called Giant Isopods, and guess what you inconsiderate strumpet, they have feelings too! You can help by donating to the Kaizer the Bjorn Self-Esteem Fund for Giant Isopods. Donate today so we can help offset the stress Kat has put on these sensitive creatures. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:23, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Wow, those are even creepier than the coconut crab. And to think that just five minutes ago I was completely ignorant of their existance. Thanks a lot. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 21:27, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
HOLY CRAP, I just looked up Coconut Crabs, and they look like huge spiders. I maintain that no one would eat lobsters if they were land animals. They're just big bugs that learned to swim. But delicious big bugs that learned to swim. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 20:51, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Actually, lobsters are from a completely different subphylum of arthropoda(crustaceans) from most "bugs" (insecta, arachnida, chilopoda, diplopoda). Also: ontogeny does not recapitulate phylogeny. Also also: I need to do my biology homework. AWAY! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Mar 23
Did you ever tasted chili-covered locusts, TLB? Wings, yummm! -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 00:34, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Eewww, that's gross! Why would you want to ruin perfectly good locusts with all that disgusting chili? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:37, Mar 24
Off-topic: is it my impression or that Isopod is giving the, eh, finger? What's that suspicious leg coming from the middle of his underbelly? -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 00:39, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Nah, he's just happy to see you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:42, Mar 24

It's just a big-ol' roly-poly/pillbug that lives under the sea. I like em'. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:57, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

THAT'S what they look like! I knew they looked like something but I wasn't sure. yeeew. They're gross. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 20:52, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
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