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Really. Does Wikipedia give people the shits? You also get them when you're around Chuck Norris and R. Lee Ermey. Why is that? 205.240.146.121 04:19, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

Because you're an IP and obviously have no clear distinction between the boundaries of funny and stupid? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 04:20, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm waiting to move in, but was told that there is too much traffic. 205.240.146.121 04:23, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
Do I need toilet paper, a toilet to move in? Looking for those cute, sexy,cool,helpful Admins. These are NOT stupid questions. 205.240.146.121 04:29, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
It's like they say... There are no stupid questions, only stupid people :) * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 04:35, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm the "Sexy Admins IP". Should I use that when I move in here? You all gave me that Username. 205.240.146.121 04:39, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
Please don't, because then you would just stay an IP, and you wouldn't be able to upload images or move pages. Think of something creative. Why, when I was your age, we didn't have a community to tell us what usernames to pick. We did it the hard way, by pulling them out of a hat. The hat was velvet, I remember, and grandpa used to wear it for the spring formal. At least, he did until that one night. That night he tripped in the middle of the road. It was so cold outside; when he hit the ground he just shattered. And a small family of traffic cones came out to see the spectacle. I had to shoo them away with grandma's organic muffin tray before I could collect the hat. The hat is still here today, although, we don't use it for picking usernames anymore! No siree! We use this new machine. The "USERNAMER 9000" it picks names 22% faster and with 42% more accuracy. Yes sir, this is going to bring us into the new age of humor wikis, Paul. This machine will pave the way to a brighter future for all of our users. And your name is going to be picked next. It says your username is... "Poop Chute". Okay Poop Chute, go down the hall to the registration area and give them your new username. A member of the welcoming committee will help you through the rest of the steps. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:33, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
...including a box of donuts and mandatory sterilization! Yum, donuts! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh man. I wish we had the USERNAMER 9000 back when I was a young-un. Mainly because Poop Chute would have been a real great username. -RAHB 06:13, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, its so much better than USERNAMER 8000! -- Monkey Spanker
True dat. Monkey Spanker II: Electric Boogaloo 07:12, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, totally. Monkey Spanker III: Return to Monkey Spanker Island 10:02, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Indubitably. Monkey Spanker IV: Live Free or Spank Monkeys 10:14, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
I couldn't agree more. Monkey Spanker V: The ReSpankening 10:24, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Woo! A Nightmare on Spanker Street: Monkey's Dead 10:26, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Stop playing around! This is Serious Business! -Spanker in da Hood
Stop the serious business! Time to start playing around! Monkey Spanker VIII: The Monkey Strikes Back 17:42, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Guys, guys, can't you see you're both right? Monkey Spanker IX: Revenge of the Monkey Spanker 23:28, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, playing around IS serious business. I Still Know Whose Monkey you Spanked Last Summer02:52, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Spanking monkeys is against my religion. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 23:39, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry, it's perfectly fine in mine, I'll spank yours for you. -Monkey Spanker PLUS: 10 Easy Payments of $99.95
What's going on here? -Spanker vs. Predator: Monkeymonkey
Oh, you know, just the usual. --Monkey Spanker XIII: Monkey Spankers In Space! 21:23, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
You guys are still talking about monkey spanking in here? Jesus Christ, that shit should be dead by now. -Monkey Wars: Return Of The Spanker
Hey, some of us just got here. -Monkey and Monkey-er
Yea, don't be so negative. Jokes never get old when new people post them. The Monkey Respankded
Eh, I was just monkeying around. -Supermonkey: The Adventures Of Louis And Spank
I think we all were, really. Monkey-07: License to Spank 01:05, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah -<insert Monkey Spank here>
I wasn't. This thread is the only sweet, beautiful, constant thinlg in my life. In my life! --Quantum of Spanked Monkeys 07:20, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
That's sad, and even sadder because it is also the only thing I love in existence. -Monkey Spanker Goes To Hell
Shut up -2 Monkey 2 Spanked
No you shut up --The Spanker with the Golden Monkey 10:34, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Everybody shut up! --Monkey Spanker Begins 10:45, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Hey guys, when I tried the USERNAMER 9000 twenty times, all that came out was "User:Monkeybater", "User:Pink Proboscis", "User:Yellowfruitpenis", and my username over and over. I think the randomiser is stuck. Or the universe is trying to tell me something. --Sir ImpactingTheSimiiformes™Tell me that you love me Look on my works, ye mighty!
Well it seems to be working pretty normally for everyone else. 12 Monkeys, spanked 12:55, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
We're still doing this? IronMonkeyspanker
Doing what? Sir Monkeyspankerandi 18:13, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Dam this 9000 thing is confusing the hell out of this MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:22, May 15

i think Wikipedia does give you the shits coz they all know to much --jrads-uncyclopedia guy... 19:18, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Brilliant deduction, Watson. -Sherlock Holmes
I'd say so. -The Lord of the Monkeys: The Fellowship of the Spankers
I would also. --The Lord of the Monkeys: The Two Spankers 00:25, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Well, we're all in agreement, then? -The Lord of the Monkeys: The Return of the Spanker
Nah, I think it's stupid. Spankers of the Last Monkeyy
Why do you always have to be so negative? -Hairy Monkey and the Spanker's Stone
Why can't you just be a normal hideously deformed hermaphrodite? -Monkey Spanker: Spankers of the Lost Monkey01:23, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
It's not his fault he was created in a test tube by maniacal scientist parents! -Monkey Spanker and the Temple of Spankings 01:28, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Hey, that's no way to talk about Boomer's mom's womb! --Monkey Spanker Reloaded 01:38, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
No, Wikipedia has never given me the shits. I've had the shits while on Wikipedia, but there is no causation between the two. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:41, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Hey, stop logically answering the topic's main question and get off-track like the rest of us! --Rise of the Monkey Spankers 01:43, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
No! I refuse to spill my seed on the ground! 'Tis a biblical sin! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:44, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Man, we're so far off track we can't even see the topic any more. It's better this way. --Monkey Spanker and the World of Tomorrow 01:46, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
I couldn't agree more, my good man. --Monkey SpankRunner 01:48, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Who needs topics anyway? They take away from the now. We live in the now, man. Monkeys of the Spank
Couldn't have said it better myself. -Run, Monkey Spanker, Run
I could have. -Spank Me If You Can
I highly doubt that. The Monkey Wears Spankers
Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. -The Incredible Spank
Oh, now you've gone and messed with the wrong guy. Now you may be asking yourself, 'did he shoot 5 bullets, or 6?' Well, in all this excitement, kid, I forgot myself. So there's just one thing you gotta ask yourself. Do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk? --Dirty MonkeySpanker 03:20, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
One, two, three, four, five, six... Oswald was a fag. --The Usual Monkeyspankers 08:33, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Mein Fuhrer! --Dr. Monkey-spanker or: How I Learned to Stop Spanking and Love the Monkey
These silly username jokes are stupid. Now, let's do some math. Let's discuss transcendental numbers. --User:Zpank Implemonkey L 11:26, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
You're not the boss of me! --Ten Monkeys I Hate About Spanking You 19:08, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, did someone make a suggestion? --The Good, The Spanked and The Monkeys 19:21, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Wasn't me. -Spank Ghost: Monkey To Monkey
I suggest that nobody suggests anything ever again. --The Monkeyspank Redemption 00:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
You just suggested yourself into paradox. The universe will now explode. -Spanks On A Monkey
Man, I always thought the universe exploding would be more... fiery. Casaspanka 01:37, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
You'd think that. But it's more of an instantaneous non-existence. From what I've read, an exploding universe makes a "poit!" sound. -Careful With That Spank, Monkey
How could anyone know what sound the end of the universe makes, if the universe hasn't ended yet? Your paradox has either doubly doomed or saved us all. --Eternal Spanking of the Spotless Monkey 02:24, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
I said A universe. How do you know ours isn't the only one? -Spanky Neutron: Boy Monkey

I can shoot flames out of the end of my penis

Is that normal? -There Will Be Spanking

That depends. Have you been drinking gasoline? -Indiana Monkey and the Temple of Spanking
I say we all drink gasoline and piss fire! --MonkeySpanker Almighty 15:39, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
All the cool kids are doing it. -- 2001 - A Simian Reproached
Even my grannie is doing it. -I spank, therefore I am
I'll call the Fire Department - NOT! LET IT BURN!!!! *Computer voice:User:Alien Hunter|Your monkey has caught fire!!!! 22:26, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Fixed error. YOUR MONKEY HAS CAUGHT FIRE!!!!!!! 22:31, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
So you're the guy who set my bathroom on fire? What about the rose bushes out front? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:33, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
You heard the man. Start pissing! Monkey commits ARSON! Sets Rosebushes AND house on FIRE! FIRE! 03:25, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
I bet the Insurance is a bitch. *Me shitting in MO's toilet. Toilet blows up as I leave a ICY cold shit in it!* Monkey now looks for more! 03:28, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey GUYZ! I just heard! Usernamer TEN THOUSAND is out!

Get your usernames while they're hot, they're going fast! -Chicken Choker

Sorry, that's way too rich for my blood. --Spanker of the Seven Monkies 01:33, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Obsolete already. MrN10001
Fo shizzle. Spankers of the Monkey-bean
Geez, way to spoil the fun, guys. -Spank Monkey Moan
Can't we all just get along? Monkey Python and the Holy Spank 04:34, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
*gunshot to the hand* No. -Planet Of The Ape Spankers
*I get the First aid kit, dump battery acid on the wound. RAHB asks for food, so I give him some '''Admin Treats''', whiskey and "Weed" flavored, and give him a couple of beers. He begins to purr as I stroke him, then he meows at me for ''more'', so I really pet and stroke him* No? Why not? Spanker Monkeys throwing shit at people, incl. YOU! 01:43, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
O_O ....what?! -RAHB 01:49, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
You have an oddly shaped belly button and your nipples are like dinner plates. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:05, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, that's what I figured. -RAHB 05:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
It's almost swimsuit season. Wear a shirt. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:46, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Or an all in one lycra jumpsuit. -- In Soviet Russia, Monkey spanks YOU!!
. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:54, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Better yet, get a XXXXXXXXXXXsize burqa. In Soviet Russia shit and Spanker monkeys throw YOU! 00:01, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
I like this burqua, but does it come in a more flammable material? -- Dial "M" for Monkey Spanker
I'll have a cheese burqua please. --Four Spankings and a Monkey
Want Freedom Fries with that? --Lock, Stock, and Two Spanking Monkeys 17:32, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
What the hell? This topic is still going? --No Monkey For Old Spankers 20:37, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Yes, but our hearts aren't really in it any more. A username incorporating "monkey" and "spank" in some manner 20:42, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
How sad. --Dude, Where's My Monkey Spanker? 21:02, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Well at least some people still appreciate hundreds of monkey spanking puns! --Butch Monkey and the Sunspank Kid 21:17, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Well, some of us are less "appreciative" and more "creepily turned on" by all the monkey spanking puns. -OH YES! YES! SPANK MY MONKEY HARD! SPANK IT HARDER! HARDER!
Hey, speak for yourself, man. --Monkey and Spanker go to White Castle 00:03, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
I agreed with RAHB. --The Monkey Re-Spanker-Loaded
LOOK! LOOK! I'm bringing the arc back in the opposite direction! -Can't Get Enough Of Your Spank, Monkey
Really? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:43, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Way to fucking go Modus. Way to fucking turn the arc around just as it was gonna go backwards. Way to fuck it all up man. Fuck. -Jerry
Better? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:22, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh we could tango like this all night man. I'm game. Give me your best shot. -RAHB 06:35, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
No. You never let me lead. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:46, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
That's because you have two left feet. I told you that replacement surgery was a bad idea, but NOOOOO, you just had to see what it would be like to be perpetually leaning to the right. I hope you've learned your lesson. -RAHB 07:22, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

User 400,000 is on the drawing board !!!!

Any input as to its function? Bigfoot is the Monkey Spanker!!!!!20:43, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Parts of it came from Area 51! Monkey Spanker looking to spank YOUR monkey!!!! 21:04, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
So I'm out-of-date?!? Fuck... Monkey Spanker in Dracula 111344: The Fight Ends Tomorrow!
You mean User 400,000 isn't just like any other normal user? Hmmm. Was he named using Usernamer 6000? That one was known to give out shitty numerical names like that. -User 201,092
Fuck, they've already got Username 500000 out in Japan. Slanty-eyed bitches. - Indiana Monkey and the Kingdom of Spanking Skull
Dammit, and here I am using Username 4. --MONKEYSPANKER_LOL@aol.com 02:25, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Seen the User 1,000,000,000 as well. Monkey Spanker "ate" Hillary Clinton!!!! 02:57, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
I still have the 1932 model :/ --Monkopolis12:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Now Introducing: The Usernamer-NAMER 1000

In short, it gives the Usernamers better names. For example, I've chosen to name the latest prototype Wayne. I think it's a funny name. -Usernamer-namer-namer

Fuck that. -Spanktanic
Someone call Dr. Spang! This forum has a cardiac arrest! Me Spank! Me Spank! 18:17, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Someone call 911 quick! Monkey Spanker calling 911 for Dr. Spang!! Forum has gone into Cardiac Arrest!!!!
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