The only way for this site to be cool would be to have every single page be on some aspect of Tom Selleck's moustache. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 05:32, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe, but then you would be missing out on all the possibilities associated with Burt Reynolds moustache. Agreed, Burt did kinda sell out when he shaved his off that time, but really? Are you still holding that against him? You are a harsh man Modus. After all the years of service Burt's moustache put in surely there should be some kinda place in this wiki for a mention of it. MrNFork you! 10:16, Feb 8
Hang one, I'm sure there's an appropriate response to this....
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