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Heath Ledger es MUERTO? =,[ It can't be! It just can't be!!! But it is true...he is dead. He died yesterday. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh

/me deaddesks. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:31, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
If I make a new post up here will anybody even notice? Captain Boomer_Valentine%27s_template.jpg Can you read that? Feel the love. 04:54, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Possibly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:58, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
No. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:43, Feb 11
I am sure that TLB is correct and no one shall notice your comment. --Dexter111344 02:25, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
As always. I'm sure he'll be rubbing this in my face as well. Captain Boomer_Valentine%27s_template.jpg Can you read that? Feel the love. 02:49, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I wonder if I could get away with hiding posts up here so that no one will notice. This is a great idea that I totally just came up with all by myself. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 20:59 12 Feb, 2008)
You know, I've always wanted to do that. Except I can't stop yelling! --Dexter111344 21:16, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Shh...they'll hear you! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:34 12 Feb, 2008)
What?!? I can't hear you!!! --Dexter111344 21:36, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
No, they'll kill us if they find us here! The game is up! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 00:21 14 Feb, 2008)
Westboro Baptist church is planning on protesting at his funeral, 'cause he was in that Brokeback Mountain movie. They should be protesting because he was in 10 things I hate about you. Awful, awful movie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:30, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
OH no you don't. I LOVED THAT MOVIE. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh
/me adds to list of things that I hate about Heck no teckno. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:19, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
Me, I'd protest because Bobby Fischer died on the 17th and nobody batted an eye. But I'm odd like that. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 15:54, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
Bobby Fischer was also an asshole. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 18:39, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
Last I checked, that never stops people from declaring the deaths of celebrities as national holidays. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 19:03, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
I suggest a national holiday celebrating everyone who died the same day Heath Ledger died. Especially the poor people. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 21:43, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm sorry. I had to put it in my new category. Oh, and, Heath Ledger is dead. --Dexter111344 03:37, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Isn't he the guy who played The Joker in that new Batman movie Dark Knight? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:09, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Yeah. He was also in The Patriots with Mel Gibson. We were watching that in the last class today. All I could think about when I saw him was him lying naked on a bed facedown while the masseuse is on the phone with Mary-Kate Olsen saying "We got him" and Mary-Kate saying "Good, good. Now let's get George, next! Mwhahahahaha!!" I don't know why George. I don't know why. Oh, and Heath Ledger is dead. --Dexter111344 20:42, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
I knew when I first saw Mary-Kate and Ashley's clothing line at the tender age of 12, that their mission was to remove all things attractive in this world. This proves it. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 15:45, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Symbol for vote FOR!!!!! what, this isn't one of those pages? ~Fag x FS 14:50, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

I had this dream...

... and Heath Ledger was dead in it! What?!?! That wasn't a dream? Oh fuck... I really did kill him... FUCK! --Dexter111344 01:19, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Well, he did wish he could quit you. He just finally found a way, that's all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:13, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Not to be uptight, because I'm usually not at all, but I don't find that funny. It's one thing to make jokes about someone who has recently died, which, if done tastefully enough, can be okay. But all anyone ever makes is gay jokes or stuff about Brokeback Mountain. I haven't seen it, but it's been acclaimed by critics everywhere and some people I talked to said it's really good, so the joke is on you. Besides, who would want to be on the same level as that smarmy republican DJ who made the same exact joke on the radio? Of course, his was way worse since it was made THE DAY HE DIED. But still...(and no I am not talking about Rush Limbaugh.) Okay that's my spiel of seriousness. You can return to your lives now. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 20:26, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
I only found out that he died because I heard that the Westboro Baptist church was going to (try) to mess up his funeral. Not all jokes can be in good taste. This one tastes like ham. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:36, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Duly noted. I hate ham. And isn't the Westboro church the same church with that one guy? I totally forget his name at the moment, but he's really old and he made those sites like "god hates fags" and "god hates mexicans" and stuff? Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 20:39, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Yes. And all they had to do to become True Christians™ was completely ignore the Gospels. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
It reminds me of that guy Oral Roberts. I still to this day wonder how he got all those people to send him money. That's why I'm agnostic. If someone told you to sacrifice your baby to Ray Liotta because they claimed to be a close contact of Barack Obama, nobody would do that. If someone who claimed to be a messenger of God, I can think of a few people who might be giving little Johnny/Susie to ol' Ray. =/ Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 20:55, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Well, Barack Obama isn't omniscient. Heck, he doesn't even have a cool white robe, or a beard with the tapestry of time woven into it. I mean, if you saw that robe... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Feb 5
It didn't appear during New York Fashion Week so I don't really care. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 21:00, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
That's 'cuz the whole industry is like, totally corrupt. I can show you the wide world of underground fashion. It's not dictated by those corporate big-wigs with their agendas, and you can appreciate the fashion for what it is. Stickin' it to the man, yeah! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:03, Feb 5
The first rule of fashion club is that you don't talk about fashion club. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:51, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Are you going to subtly introduce nudism to this topic? *suspicious glance* I AM going to be a fashion designer one day, you know. And I'm going to do it in YOUR country. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 21:05, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

8====D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:58 5 Feb, 2008)

Where's the punchline?

I'm still not laughing. And his last role was the fucking Joker. Maybe if he died and he fell face first into a pie. Come on, give me something to work with here! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 08:00 2 Feb, 2008)

In the Original "Dark Knight" Joker broke his own neck because Batman was too gutless to do it. Then Batman got accused of murdering The Joker. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:48, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Actually the batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:48, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Was that before or after Robin laid an egg? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:53, Feb 2
It was after. --Dexter111344 23:02, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
About 20 years after. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns was all about the future Batman, old and grizzled, and he had a new Robin that was a girl, and The Joker was old and most super heroes had retired. Also the Batmobile became a computer controlled tank. That is where the Dark Knight version of Batman, more violent, more darker, and less campy was developed to counter the 1960's campy version by Adam West. That is why they remade the Batman Begins and Dark Knight movies with Frank Miller's version of Batman. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:55, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Sort of. Frank Miller's true "vision" had more tits. He's the oldest thirteen year old boy ever. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
I don't know... I managed to be 13 for 366 days. That's a whole day longer than most people! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:01, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Though a case may be argued that most males never mentally get beyond 13 years old. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
penispenispenis lololololololololololololololololol Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 02:10, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Well Batman always seems to recruit new Robins, so he has a steady supply of 13 year-olds at his disposal. When he cannot recruit a boy, he recruits a girl instead. I think the first Robin Dick Greyson went on to become Nightwing, the second Robin was Jason Todd who was killed by The Joker but came back to life as in Infinite Crisis Superboy Prime threw a hissy fit and started punching reality and brought Jason Todd back to life in his coffin, and Jason escaped, became the Red Hood for a while and then became Red Robin during the Countdown series when the Batman of Earth-51 gave him the new costume. After that it was Tim Drake, who quit for a while and his girlfriend The Spoiler took over as Robin until she died of AIDS or something and then Tim Drake took over. Anyway if you find all of this funny, I did not make it up, DC Comics did. Batman also has another supply of 13 year old girls and boys in the Teen Titians. Why does Batman want to keep 13 year olds so close to him? Who knows? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:54, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Damn, you really know your Batman stuff Orion, but it's Grayson not Greyson. Plus, the female Robin, Stephanie Brown, died from being extremely injured by Black Mask(really uncreative name for a villain, I think). --Dexter111344 02:50, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I'm a comic book geek and proud of it. I think I missed the Stephanie Brown as Robin thing, some people deny that she was a Robin, but before she died I think she asked Batman if she was Robin and he told her that she was. Anyway I think Catwoman killed Black Mask, did they ever figure out if it was really her or not? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:31, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
I don't recall if they ever proved it or not. But Batman did tell Stephanie Brown she was a Robin before she died. I know that for sure. --Dexter111344 20:42, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
8====D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 03:30 9 Feb, 2008)
Oh, ok, now I remember why I don't read comic books. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:22, Feb 9
Because they're way overpriced? --Dexter111344 06:52, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
I was gonna go with the fact that their plots seem so complex that they make soap operas look like an episode of Kung Fu, but if they're overpriced, I guess that's a good reason, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:47, Feb 9
Early issues of The Tick comic are laugh-out-loud hilarious, and well worth the price. I was broke in high school, but always scrounged up enough cash for the latest issue (luckily, they were never on time). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:08, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
And he still fits into his Amercian Maid outfit. Still looks as good as the day he bought it too. You buy quality, and it lasts... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
<uncomfortable silence> Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:21, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Maa nah mah naa!


Is this an inappropriate time? I very much hope so. --(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!Icons-flag-gb 15:26, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Baby, you did a bad, bad thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:38, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
I'm old Greg! Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 18:46, 9 February 2008 (UTC) 18:44, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Actually that's Old Gregg. And I love the tutu....its a great look on you. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Want to see some of my artwork? I call this one "Old Gregg". *gets new painting* I call this one "Old Gregg". *gets new painting* wanna know what I call this one? Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 00:08, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
"Old Gregg Gets a New Painting?" Captain Boomer_Valentine%27s_template.jpg Can you read that? Feel the love. 19:53, 13 February 2008 (EST)
Close! It's called "Old Gregg"! Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 00:55, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
/me drinks Baileys from a shoe.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Getting back to the point, HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD & IT'S ALL <insert name here>'S FAULT!!! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:40, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Yes. The video above is like The Ring. Heath watched it. The video, I mean. Not The Ring. That was unwatchable. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:38, 13 February 2008 (EST)
Hey, it's not like I gave him the video, or anything. I just put it near him where I knew he'd find it (In the VCR). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:31, Feb 14
Stay away from Old Man Gregg's place. It's haunted they say. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:18, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Look at the bright side.

Heath Ledger's last role as the Joker will make be remembered as a legendary actor, instead of the sub-par actor which he really was. By the way, did y'all hear Heath Ledger is dead? --Dexter111344

HEATH LEDGER IS... oh whatever. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:17, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Hey, Heath Ledger's last role won't make be remembered as anything, you hear me!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:50, Feb 10
FU TLB!!1! --Dexter111344 21:02, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Also...

It's "Heath Ledger está muerto." Yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:15, Feb 14

Heath Ledger mortuus est? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:08, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
I see have admitted defeat, Led. Good. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:32, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, what? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:50, Feb 18
Broken be English, yes. Great. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:00, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
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