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Now the "Crikey for Steve Irwin" unnews article was deleted for "bad taste" there was also another Steve Irwin unnews article but...it got moved off to mars for some reason... Here's the article in it's entirety..I think...It's sort of like that...kind of...um..yah...why was it deleted? I thought this was a parody site. Thoughts..
The one and only person who can piss off a crocodile so bad, Steve Irwin, has been murdered by a vicious Sting Ray. Police say that the Sting Ray is now in their custody. They say the Sting Ray is pleading a deal saying he was hired. Many think that the Crocodile Association has something to do with this. The Crocodiles comment, "It's a pity that his bastard err I mean this guy had been murdered, even though he angered millions of Crocodiles by sticking his finger up their asses and thrusting his feet into their mouths, we had nothing to do with this.
Police are looking at the half finished documentary that he was filming at the time titled "The Safe and Peaceful Barrier Reef" which was about how safe and peaceful the Australian Barrier Reef was. Police now comment that some of the video did catch the murder. They verify that his last sentence was "Now I shouldn't do this but.." and his last word was "Crikey!".
Many may know Steve Irwin for choking crocodiles. Many have seen his 40 shows dedicated to crocodile choking.
When the news was shown on every single forum known on earth, many shown their condelences to his family. And we of unnews also show our condenlences to his family.
"Hope you're catching crocodiles in Heaven buddy."-Oscar Widle
--Kingkitty 21:35, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
I'd go for the fact htat the article itself is low quality, and as such, the only thing that shines is the fact that it is in bad taste. The fact that you opt to go for the obscene (e.g. Crocodile fingering) and a rather unfunny misrepreentation of the late Mr. Irwin, is rather distasteful indeed.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 21:50, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
The obscene part was actually a bit taken from southpark.--Kingkitty 21:57, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
- Ewwww...jokes stolen from TV...-- 18:48, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
That article is shit. No originality and nothing worth keeping. I can't believe people would post something that crap, I mean I have a sense of humour as big as the next guy but this article lacks everything Uncyc stands for. If I knew where you lived I would go to your house and choke you.--Coleridge49 10:58, 10 November 2006 (UTC)