1660 stupid spoonerisms. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 15:37 20 October 2008
1661 numbers that are that one thing like the word "racecar", spelled the same backwards and forwards. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 15:43, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
1662 a number that is not a palendrome. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 15:45 20 October 2008
1664 years from now someone will discover this and wonder just what the hell we were thinking. --Naughtius MaximusF@HWoof! MeowMUN 19:26, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
1668 You're all dead. You just haven't realized it yet. ~ 22:23, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
1669 Yeah. You're right. But if I haven't realized it, then it wasn't very dramatic, now was it? -Velosi-T{]Screech*Vomit*Mutilations[} 22:36, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
1670 Broadway is a 448ft (137m) tall skyscraper in Denver, Colorado. It was completed in 1980 and has 34 floors. Kohn Pedersen Fox Associates PC designed the building and it is the 8th tallest skyscraper in Denver. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:09, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1671 Number of times I wondered if Enzo just know all this stuff or googles it or what... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 00:28, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1680 Your all gay, did you know that? SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 02:58 21 October 2008
1681 NO! AND I HAVE A RUBBER CHICKEN THAT CAN PROVE IT! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 03:38, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1682 times I've beaten RT around teh head with his rubber chicken. I think I might have done some damage. Poor soul. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 03:40 21 October 2008
1686 What you gonna do old man? rape me? SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 03:53 21 October 2008
1687 yes. /me rapes Orian. Vigorously. He does not enjoy it. Nay, he fears for his life, as his intestine reach the edge of collapse. But RT continues. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 04:04, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1688 o_O Seriously. you need to take biology classes. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 04:05 21 October 2008
1689 <wails>I FAILED BIOLOGY!!!</wails> that's why I'm here -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 04:09, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1690 Failure is unacceptable! /spanks RTSKSirOrian57Talk RotM 04:10 21 October 2008
1691 You can't do that! I'm your FATHER, DAMMIT! /me spanks Orian -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 04:16, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1692/me calls social services and tells them I'm being abused.SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 04:19 21 October 2008
1693 Huh? Did you say something? Sorry, I was busy. Put down the phone will ya? Come sit on your old man's lap, I've got a story to tell ya! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 04:27, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1694 Yay! A fan article! SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 04:43 21 October 2008
1695, the degrees this coversation needs to turn.--BOMB 14:26, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1696 I corrected your typo I hope you don't mind. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 14:29 21 October 2008
1708Is this a picture of you, Colin? It's a bit odd that your hat doesn't have the "HAET HAET" written on it, but I suppose it could just be a new hat that you didn't write it on yet. --SPYAdministrator(Complain|I rock|In memoriam)HMRFRAWH 19:42, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1710 What? I've always thought that someone should write "HAET HAET" on one of those hats. It'd make a great club. --SPYAdministrator(Complain|I rock|In memoriam)HMRFRAWH 19:46, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1711 True, true. --BOMB 19:48, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
1715The amount of times I've had to explain that this is a picture of me (but you know, I'm not black.) If I was black, this would be me. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 20:19, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
This article is complete, irredeemable funeral. The submitter is Bat Fuck Satan, and suffocates at the big toe. If you attempt to edit this, you will most virtually become Bat Fuck Satan yourself. Or the submitter will edit your funeral.
1738 The amount of time I've broken youtube strings because of that. Also: ED supports rickrolling. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 22:46, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
1739 Number of times Colin has failed at stopping a stream of YouTube videos. Failed worse than these morons, too. -Velosi-T{]Screech*Vomit*Mutilations[} 22:53, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
ED may support rickrolling, but after hearing the song 1740 times, it kinda grows on you. ~Chair.RodrigoS. P."Spuddy"Burek 23:01, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
1741 The ammount of times that you all have had to taste the Thunderous milky chocolate wonder of my manliness. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 23:03, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
1742 The number of times this song looped in my head after Colin had to go ahead and mention that. DAMN YOU, COLIN! --SPYAdministrator(Complain|I rock|In memoriam)HMRFRAWH 20:03, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
1743 Number of posts that have been in this header. We need a new header. -Velosi-T{]Screech*Vomit*Mutilations[} 00:05, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
1749 The amount of times my dad has told me to get off my ass and go do something out doors. That's just his way of telling me he loves me. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 18:59, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
1759 Only if you dig the antidote out from under your left coital rib. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 03:20, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
1760 And counting. |King Joseph|Talk| 04:36, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
1761 You need to sort your sig, joe. SirOrian57~Sweets~Talk21:55 26 October 2008
1762 Or else ye olde Sysops will banninate you. JudgeZarbiTALK 22:00, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
1763A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:33, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
1764 Talking of sigs, my normal one; where did teh flag go? The code is still there but it's not showing up. Anyone know what's going on? SirOrian57~Sweets~Talk01:37 27 October 2008
1766 Number of times I wish I was editing UnCyc instead of going to visit a sick dying relative over the weekend...ugh. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 18:53, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
editSeriously, the giant headers are breaking things. 1781 SirOrian57~Sweets~Talk00:06 28 October 2008
1782 Times I still think Orian's sweets are awesome. Also: unsigned template not working. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 00:28, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
1785 times someone has added a number to this forum. Also the number of the lack of ideas I have for wittiness. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 19:02, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
1786 people with the same problem. I feel ya man, I feel ya.--BOMB 19:20, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
1790 times I had to clarify for Administrator: I made my chem project out of christmas lights :P -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 05:45, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
1791 times I've had to clarify for Regret Tenenbaum that I am infact joking when I call him a twat. SirOrian57~Sweets~Talk09:37 29 October 2008
1792 times I've had to clarify that if RT was a twat, it wouldn't be gay sex him and Orian were having. :P COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 16:29, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
1815 hehehehe, well, I saw it at my friend's house and I recognized that fat guy holding his crotch in that video thumbnail... so... yeah! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 00:13, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
1816 Oh you watch gay pron with your friends too? My icky girl-type friend doesn't like it. But then she's too busy with Christina Aguralera or however it's spelt. The freek. SirOrian57~Sweets~Talk00:17 30 October 2008
1817 Tell your girl-type friend to come over to my place, then. I have plenty of stuff to do with Christina Aguilera. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 01:48, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
1818 Tell your girl-type friend that RT is bigger. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 05:09, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
1819 Will do but she wont care she'll only date guys that are older than her. SirOrian57~Sweets~Talk13:23 30 October 2008
1825 Oh thank you! I don't deserve it this month though. I've only written two articles (this and that) and neither were great. And the Trick or Treat Street thing doesn't really count. But thanks! SirOrian57~Sweets~Talk17:14 30 October 2008
I might have voted 1827 times for Sycamore for Uncyclopedian of the Month, but he trashed this, so... -Velosi-T{]Screech*Vomit*Mutilations[} 21:30, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
1832 Good enough to nominate? or just adequette? I like the moose one more but as I havent had it peed I can't self nom, besides I'm begginging to feel sleezy doing that. If you think either are good enough please nom. Also VT you make me sad :( SirOrian57~Sweets~Talk01:09 31 October 2008
On this horrifying Halloween here's a picture to give you 1833 sleepless nights:
1863 Times I've had to change numbers. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 20:25 3 November 2008
1864 teachers agree that this is starting to look like history class.--BOMB 20:27, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
1865 futurologists predicting the direction this will take when the count passes the low 2000s. --Naughtius MaximusF@HWoof! MeowMUN 20:58, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
1866, the good ole time when we could still enslave Orian. VT 21:47, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
1867 ??? I'm not black. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 21:57 3 November 2008
down and down 1868 times just to see the last post. VT 22:14, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
1869 - Mutual oral sex is made legal for legal adults. 22:16, 3 November 2008 (UTC)~
1870 Times I have listened to "Real Muthaphuckkin G's" (and felt nostalgia towards old rap feuds) by Eazy-E ever since the Saint's Row 2 commercial came out. COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 22:28, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
1872 times I didn't know what Colin was talking about, but accepted it anyway. VT 23:34, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
1873 Times I've masturbated. Give or take a thousand or so. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 23:44 3 November 2008
1874 times i wished Karen would notice me... and that my motherfucking ipod would work right!!!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 01:02, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
1879 Well actually yes. I was gonna sugest that you make out with me infront of her. That tottally turns chicks on, man. If you really want her we should fist each other. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 02:25 4 November 2008
1881 Palindromes/Times I've fallen into a burning Ring of Fire. I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher. It burns, burns, burns, that Ring of Fire, that Ring of Fire. O_o COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 02:59, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
1886 something or nuthin... SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 04:51 4 November 2008
1887 times I've told those I-Talians that this is the last time they'll rough up Giouseppi or his Pizzeria. But this time I'll show them... COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 05:03, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
1888 I say we push for 1900 before 6... That's only twelve numbers. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 05:06 4 November 2008
1893 Damn I couldn't find an image for this number that was good enough and please stop taking the election years unless your gonna put the election maps on there. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 10:28, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
1894 because I'm too lazy to go find a picture. VT 13:36, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
1895 In a hundred years from this date I'll be five! SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 15:33 4 November 2008
1896 In a hundred years from this date I'll be <insert random number>! VT 15:58, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
1897 burp. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 16:04 4 November 2008
1912 Seriously? *sigh* dates=prunes. look it up. IT WAS A DAMN JOKE!!!! /me pulls a Kurt Cobain and bites a shotgun... COLINALL YOUR BASEHEANEY!AMERICAJOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 03:57, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
1913 Aww damn it Colin I wanted to talk about the Titanic... SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 05:03 5 November 2008
1914 we still can. just say, "two years ago" before everything :P -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 05:23, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
1915 Two years ago, I never knew that Uncyclopedia existed. Does that make me a heritic?--BOMB 15:23, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
1916 Yes. Now burn... Argh his fuse! SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 16:09 5 November 2008
1918 People expecting that response.--BOMB 20:26, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
1919 Yay repeating numbers! Also, we need a new archive. VT 21:46, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
1920 times I changed back to my old sig because a certain election has ended with a positive victory. ColinALL YOUR BASEHeaney!Casa BeySuperfly Portfolio 22:03, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
1921 times I have checked to see if the sky actually IS falling after the election. VT 23:43, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
1923 Wait a little while longer before archiving, lets at least get 300 in each archive. That's bassically what I've done past two archives. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 00:30 6 November 2008
1924 So, about another 20 numbers and we archive? kool. VT 00:50, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
1925 Why don't we just go all the way up to 2000? It'd be a lot more appeasing to my OCD. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 01:39, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
1926Well roughly. It depends on how annoying the loading time gets for me (although if you really want you can archive i just don't think we should do it too often otherwise we'll end up with a million archives.). And 2000 would be too much right now. besides all the other archives have had random end numbers, keeping them odd is a way of keeping them even. Also avoiding speeches like this makes loading faster... SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 02:10 6 November 2008
1934 no. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 00:35 7 November 2008
1935 times I've broken uncomfortable silences mentioning I've seen all of you undress numerous times. ;) ColinALL YOUR BASEHeaney!Casa BeySuperfly Portfolio 00:49, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
1937 you're cute when you're wet and the water runs down your back... i should stop. i'm turning myself on... SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 01:33 7 November 2008
1938 Really? Hmm... i should let water run down my back more often ;) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEADTALK! 01:38, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
1939 times Orian has been turned on by the thought of water rolling down mine and RT's backs. ColinALL YOUR BASEHeaney!Casa BeySuperfly Portfolio 01:42, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
1940 no just yours. RT's is all hairy. SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 01:44 7 November 2008
1943 Because you ARE the hairy one. Both me and Orian have seen it. O_o ColinALL YOUR BASEHeaney!Casa BeySuperfly Portfolio 03:04, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
1954 I'm quite sure something happened in this year that was important in relation to my existance (despite the fact neither of my parents were even born) but I can't remember... SKSirOrian57Talk RotM 03:36 8 November 2008