Forum:Count to a million/Archive 22

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Hey guys! When archiving you need to "move" the page so it moves the page history as well. Otherwise the archive ends up being screwy when trying to go back through old edits in history. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 12:56 06 Sep

• 7017. Gotcha. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 01:04, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
• 7,018. Yeah, but don't you think that last archive might've been "too soon"? -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-09-06T01:05
• 7019. Probably. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 01:16, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Archive once every 333 numbers or so (roughly 7,020/21) is a good rule of thumb. The missing numbers set buggers that up, but it is important. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 01:26 06 Sep
• Wow, two archives in one day? That's just... wow. Also, 7,021 since your post was supposed to be 7,020. ~[ths] UotM 01:56, 09/06/2012
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There. You're a slight fraction of the way there -- Also, what would we do if we DID reach one million?! (Not that we will.) -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 14:36, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

How about....

• 1,000,000. There. No more posts in this thread. We've skipped it using the Konami Code so now we have reached our intended goal early and have now finished. Anything after this post is officially invalid. Because we've done it, whether you like it or not. Topic over. -- 14:47, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

A better idea

How about we ban Hypster from editing this thread? Every suggestion he's made regarding the thread sucks. Also, 7,036 because Hypster's last change doesn't count. ~[ths] UotM 18:44, 09/06/2012

HYPSTER, Y U HATE CTAM? SRSLY, Y? Also, 7,037 -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-09-06T23:52

7,038 He might be a Romneyist. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 03:01, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

7039. Count to a million in Java (tested!)

public class CountToAMillion {
 
  /**
   * @param args
   */
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    for (int i = 0; i <= 1000000; i++)
      System.out.println(i);
  }
}

First to port this to Perl, PHP, Python, C#, and Scala gets to say one million! —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 03:08, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

7,040. Don't know how to do that. ~[ths] UotM 03:59, 09/08/2012

7,041. That's kinda the point. By the way, Qzekrom.com's starting an active pro-piracy program that exploits freely licensed content (such as Wikipedia). —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 04:06, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

7,042. I loved your most recent post on Qzekrom.com, BTW. ~[ths] UotM 04:29, 09/08/2012

Happy Birthday? Yeah, 7,043 had a testament to that song. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 04:39, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, I loved the part about the 7,044. That happens to me a lot. ~[ths] UotM 04:43, 09/08/2012

You mean people keep 7,045? That 7,046. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 14:02, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

Yep, two of them got removed and now I only use 7,047 for my videos. Now 7,048 can't bust me! ~[ths] UotM 23:30, 09/08/2012

7,049. Anyone who tries to claim copyright to a song that's become as integral a part of American culture as The Star-Spangled Banner is breaking some serious antitrust laws. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:33, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

7,050. And IPAA will only make this worse. ~[ths] UotM 23:52, 09/08/2012

7,051. There hasn't been much hype about IPAA. But that's an opportunity to broach these bills by Internet Blueprint. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:59, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

7,052. I signed the declaration of internet freedom. ~[ths] UotM 00:11, 09/09/2012

7,053. Where? —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 00:46, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

7,054 bootles of beer on the wall. Now we have to count them down to zero! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:17, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

That's 7,055 times faster than counting to a million. Thanks, but no thanks. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 02:07, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

7,056. You can see it here: [1] ~[ths] UotM 02:19, 09/09/2012

7,057 wut ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:22, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

7,058 That's the Declaration of Internet Freedom. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 02:28, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

7,059 You mean you get free internet access? Cool! Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 02:52 09 Sep

7,060 Why am I still posting here??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:24, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

Because it's 7,061 times more fun than actual studying. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 08:31 09 Sep

True dat, 7,062 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:03, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

Dan emailed me today and told me that he spent 7,063% of his birthday weekend (Monday's his birthday btw) doing homework. Must suck, eh? -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-09-10T01:45

Yes, today's my birthday.

Also, @Kırby Though I did spend most of my birthday weekend doing homework, I fit in just enough time to make this comic:

And another thing: 7,064. ~[ths] UotM 21:55, 09/10/2012

7,065 birthday's are gay. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:09, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Man, Qzekrom hasn't showed up here for 7,066 days. ~[ths] UotM 23:58, 09/13/2012

Even though Uncyclopedia hasn't existed in that long... Also 7,067 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:55, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

7,068 If birthdays are gay, does that make them birthgays? Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 10:56 16 Sep

7,069 Also yes ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:57, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

Open your hymnals to song 7,070

What it lacks in rhyming couplets it makes up 7,071 times over with man love. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 11:04 16 Sep

Wow, thanks a LOT for the 7,072 crappy birthday wishes. ~[ths] UotM 17:32, 09/16/2012

7,073 Whoa, thanks for reminding me to come back to Uncyclopedia. I'll just be hanging out near the forums until the HW clears out. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 00:06, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

Newest comic

Also, 7,074. ~[ths] UotM 05:21, 09/17/2012

7,075. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 13:26, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

__________

Is it just me, or has this forum gone downhill since I was here last? 7076.Jonny appleseed (talk) 15:51, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

7077. No. At least, not subjectively. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 17:07, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

7,078 implying it was ever uphill. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 12:04, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

> Not greentexting when implying

Kill yourself. Also, 7,079. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 21:29, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

I'm being 7,080 times more productive than I would be at school by participating here. The Priest King WeinribŽ of Jupiter 21:42, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Same, school is 7,081 times less productive than this. ~[ths] UotM 23:08, 09/19/2012

I'm really appalled by the 7,082 or so Oscar Wilde jokes everywhere. The Priest King WeinribŽ of Jupiter 16:14, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

I know, they're 7,083 times less funny than they used to be. ~[ths] UotM 21:17, 09/20/2012

They were funny? I'm 7,084% sure they weren't. The Priest King WeinribŽ of Jupiter 21:28, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

They were once funny, about 7,085 years ago. ~[ths] UotM 21:33, 09/20/2012

Vagina. 7,086. The Priest King WeinribŽ of Jupiter 21:38, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

I lold for about 7,087 minutes after watching the newest Klay World episode on YouTube -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-09-20T23:56

Holy shit, that's four days. Which is less than 7,088. The Priest King WeinribŽ of Jupiter 02:13, September 21, 2012 (UTC)

7089

Of these. Man, I love Psy. He started off in 2000 with "Bird".

|Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill |

7,090 Crap posts and counting! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:16, September 21, 2012 (UTC)

Gross, this wiki just got 7,091 times worse. The Priest King WeinribŽ of Jupiter 21:10, September 21, 2012 (UTC)

I got a 5 out of 7,092 on a recent Spanish quiz. (In case you didn't know, that's a fail.) ~[ths] UotM 04:03, 09/22/2012

7,093 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:49, September 22, 2012 (UTC)

7,094    zheoliel   11:25 September 23

7,095. ~[ths] UotM 16:35, 09/23/2012

7,096 -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-09-24T01:00

Glad this thread's finally going back to normal.

Speaking of normal, here's my newest Dan comic that deals with the issue of Spot's normality:

Also, 7,097. ~[ths] UotM 21:36, 09/24/2012

I have a cat that eats ice cream and bread, but a cat that drinks alcohol... Cool! Is there a story behind the alcohol-drinking cat? I love stories. Also, 7,098. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:39, 26 September, 2012 (UTC)

I don't. You're all gay. 7,099. Barack WeinribZ Obama 15:05, September 26th 2012

7,100 Damnit, you know something's wrong when my cat's more normal than me. -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-09-27T00:03

7,101 what is this place -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 September 2012, at 00:36

7,102 WHAT! Lollipop you're back! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:12, 27 September, 2012 (UTC)

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Is i7 acceptab1e t0 count lik3 this? I'm trying to be zany and wacky like a 12 year old. If not, 7,103. The Priest King WeinribŽ of Jupiter 18:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)

THIS... IS... 7,104!!! ~[ths] UotM 01:09, 09/29/2012

MEOWMEOWMEOW7MEOWMEOW1MEEEOW0MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWWWW5!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:43, 29 September, 2012 (UTC)

So come in my... CAAAAAAAAAAA7AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1AAAAAAAAAAA0AAAAAAAAA6AAAAAAAAVE!!! ~[ths] UotM 13:59, 09/29/2012

And I'll BURN YOUR HEAAAAA7AAAAAAAA1AAAART AWAAAAAAAAAAA0AAAAAAAAAAAA7AAAAAAAYYY!!! Yes, I like that song too. Problem? -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-09-30T22:58

7108 -Da man360^Talk 02:38, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

7,109. I'm currently answering some fanmail:

~[ths] UotM 05:32, 10/01/2012

7,111. Anyone who actually zoomed in close enough to read what this says has way too much time on their hands. ~[ths] UotM 06:19, 10/01/2012

Copy + Paste text into search bar. -Da man360^Talk HAPPY 14:06, 1 October 2012!

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Obama, 7,112. Barack WeinribZ Obama 14:18, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

7,113, Please tell me if i shouldn't add to this. --Sallygwizz38 (talk) 21:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

Hey everyone! Did YOU know that my favorite number is Seven thousand, one hundred and thirteen??? -Da man360^Talk HAPPY 22:40, 1 October 2012!

7,114, but you're counting wrong. Barack WeinribZ Obama 13:51, October 2, 2012 (UTC)

7,115 You know you can indent your comments by adding a : at the beginning of it, right? -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-10-03T23:56

7,116 What is it that I did wrong? -Da man360^Talk HAPPY 00:51, 4 October 2012!

7,117 is the same backwards and forwards. Also, @Da man360, you didn't do anything wrong, except I saw in an earlier revision of the page that you forgot to put colons before your comment. No worries, though, @Kırby fixed it. ~[ths] UotM 01:17, 10/04/2012

No but somebody already said 7113. 7,118 people on a bus is a little too many. Barack WeinribZ Obama 03:47, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, I see. 7,119 -Da man360^Talk HAPPY 04:22, 4 October 2012!'

7,120 is... I got nothin'. -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-10-05T02:38

7,121 Is it even required to put a comment next to your number? -Da man360^Talk HAPPY 04:15, 5 October 2012!

7,122. God, I can't believe Wikia. What's their problem?! ~[ths] UotM 12:29, 10/05/2012

They're just mad that they don't have wieners to enjoy nudity. Barack WeinribZ Obama 13:43, October 5, 2012 (UTC)

OOHHHHH! APPLY COLD WATER TO BURN!!! oh, and 7,123 -Da man360^Talk HAPPY 03:10, 6 October 2012!