Hey guys! When archiving you need to "move" the page so it moves the page history as well. Otherwise the archive ends up being screwy when trying to go back through old edits in history. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM12:56 06 Sep
Wow, two archives in one day? That's just... wow. Also, 7,021 since your post was supposed to be 7,020. ~[ths]UotM 01:56, 09/06/2012
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There. You're a slight fraction of the way there -- Also, what would we do if we DID reach one million?! (Not that we will.) -- ENTER CITADELT)alkC)untributionsB)an 14:36, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
How about....
1,000,000. There. No more posts in this thread. We've skipped it using the Konami Code so now we have reached our intended goal early and have now finished. Anything after this post is officially invalid. Because we've done it, whether you like it or not. Topic over. -- 14:47, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
A better idea
How about we ban Hypster from editing this thread? Every suggestion he's made regarding the thread sucks. Also, 7,036 because Hypster's last change doesn't count. ~[ths]UotM 18:44, 09/06/2012
HYPSTER, Y U HATE CTAM? SRSLY, Y? Also, 7,037 --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-09-06T23:52
publicclass CountToAMillion {/**
* @param args
*/publicstaticvoid main(String[] args){for(int i =0; i <=1000000; i++)System.out.println(i);}}
First to port this to Perl, PHP, Python, C#, and Scala gets to say one million! —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 03:08, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
7,040. Don't know how to do that. ~[ths]UotM 03:59, 09/08/2012
7,041. That's kinda the point. By the way, Qzekrom.com's starting an active pro-piracy program that exploits freely licensed content (such as Wikipedia). —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 04:06, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
7,042. I loved your most recent post on Qzekrom.com, BTW. ~[ths]UotM 04:29, 09/08/2012
Happy Birthday? Yeah, 7,043 had a testament to that song. —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 04:39, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, I loved the part about the 7,044. That happens to me a lot. ~[ths]UotM 04:43, 09/08/2012
You mean people keep 7,045? That 7,046. —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 14:02, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
Yep, two of them got removed and now I only use 7,047 for my videos. Now 7,048 can't bust me! ~[ths]UotM 23:30, 09/08/2012
7,049. Anyone who tries to claim copyright to a song that's become as integral a part of American culture as The Star-Spangled Banner is breaking some serious antitrust laws. —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 23:33, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
7,050. And IPAA will only make this worse. ~[ths]UotM 23:52, 09/08/2012
Dan emailed me today and told me that he spent 7,063% of his birthday weekend (Monday's his birthday btw) doing homework. Must suck, eh? --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-09-10T01:45
Yes, today's my birthday.
Also, @Kırby Though I did spend most of my birthday weekend doing homework, I fit in just enough time to make this comic: And another thing: 7,064. ~[ths]UotM 21:55, 09/10/2012
Wow, thanks a LOT for the 7,072 crappy birthday wishes. ~[ths]UotM 17:32, 09/16/2012
7,073 Whoa, thanks for reminding me to come back to Uncyclopedia. I'll just be hanging out near the forums until the HW clears out. —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 00:06, September 17, 2012 (UTC)
I'm being 7,080 times more productive than I would be at school by participating here. The Priest KingWeinribŽof Jupiter 21:42, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
Same, school is 7,081 times less productive than this. ~[ths]UotM 23:08, 09/19/2012
I'm really appalled by the 7,082 or so Oscar Wilde jokes everywhere. The Priest KingWeinribŽof Jupiter 16:14, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
I know, they're 7,083 times less funny than they used to be. ~[ths]UotM 21:17, 09/20/2012
Speaking of normal, here's my newest Dan comic that deals with the issue of Spot's normality: Also, 7,097. ~[ths]UotM 21:36, 09/24/2012
I have a cat that eats ice cream and bread, but a cat that drinks alcohol... Cool! Is there a story behind the alcohol-drinking cat? I love stories. Also, 7,098. Cat the Colourful(Feed me!)Zzz13:39, 26September, 2012(UTC)
Is i7 acceptab1e t0 count lik3 this? I'm trying to be zany and wacky like a 12 year old.
If not, 7,103. The Priest KingWeinribŽof Jupiter 18:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
MEOWMEOWMEOW7MEOWMEOW1MEEEOW0MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWWWW5!!! Cat the Colourful(Feed me!)Zzz05:43, 29September, 2012(UTC)
So come in my... CAAAAAAAAAAA7AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1AAAAAAAAAAA0AAAAAAAAA6AAAAAAAAVE!!! ~[ths]UotM 13:59, 09/29/2012
And I'll BURN YOUR HEAAAAA7AAAAAAAA1AAAART AWAAAAAAAAAAA0AAAAAAAAAAAA7AAAAAAAYYY!!! Yes, I like that song too. Problem? --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-09-30T22:58
7,113, Please tell me if i shouldn't add to this. --Sallygwizz38 (talk) 21:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
Hey everyone! Did YOU know that my favorite number is Seven thousand, one hundred and thirteen??? -Da man360TalkHAPPY 22:40, 1 October 2012!
7,114, but you're counting wrong. Barack
WeinribZObama 13:51, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
7,115 You know you can indent your comments by adding a : at the beginning of it, right? --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-10-03T23:56
7,116 What is it that I did wrong? -Da man360TalkHAPPY 00:51, 4 October 2012!
7,117 is the same backwards and forwards. Also, @Da man360, you didn't do anything wrong, except I saw in an earlier revision of the page that you forgot to put colons before your comment. No worries, though, @Kırby fixed it. ~[ths]UotM 01:17, 10/04/2012
No but somebody already said 7113. 7,118 people on a bus is a little too many. Barack
WeinribZObama 03:47, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, I see. 7,119 -Da man360TalkHAPPY 04:22, 4 October 2012!'
Didn't we agree that we were going to block Hypster from editing this thread?
After all, none of the contributions he's made are positive. Also, 7,128 --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-10-07T21:23
There's nothing official stating that I can't edit here. I am here to stay, deal with it. Also, just to piss you off, I'm going to deduct a number. 7,27. -- ENTER CITADELT)alkC)untributionsB)an 21:31, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
Just get out of here. If you hate this thread so much, then why do you repeatedly add to it? Also, screw your deduction, I'm going to go with the next number after Kırby's number: 7,129. ~[ths]UotM 23:23, 10/07/2012
Who is this Hypster person and what have I missed? 7,130 -Da man360TalkHAPPY 06:35, 8 October 2012!
Hypster has been a long-time opponent of this thread. But he's rabid. He thinks that by flaming us here on the CTAM thread, he's getting one step closer to improving Uncyclopedia's humor content. Also, 7,131. ~[ths]UotM 07:37, 10/08/2012
That's stupid -.- 7,132 -Da man360TalkHAPPY 17:38, 8 October 2012!
I know, it makes no sense. In fact, it makes 0/7,133 sense. ~[ths]UotM 21:51, 10/08/2012
Haha. What you did there, I see it. 7,134 -Da man360TalkHAPPY 22:41, 8 October 2012!
But isn't 0/7,133 just another way of saying 0? In any case, you shouldn't divide by zero. Also, 7,136/0. OH WAIT NOOO--
Kırby is dead. Not big suprise. --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-10-08T22:52
@Cat the ColorfulAlpocalypse? Wasn't that an album by "Weird Al" Yankovic? What does he have to do with anythink? Also, 7,146. ~[ths]UotM 06:48, 10/15/2012
Some weird vandal up above
And I don't mean Hypster either. Also, 7,147 --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-10-17T02:11
7,153. Shameless advertisement for the new strip I just posted:
Also, @Da man360 I really like the game so far. I don't know about the admins, though, seeing as how they think that "text-based games are stupid" and "we already have Zork" and "why do we keep the game namespace open in the first place?" But screw them, they're idiots. (Still waiting to get banned for that...) ~[ths]UotM 07:22, 10/21/2012
7,154 Lol, thanks for the feedback. I've always been a fan of the game namespace, it sucks that it's always considered for deletion. -Da man360TalkHAPPY 12:00, 21 October 2012!
7,155. You're welcome. What do you thin of the comic? ~[ths]UotM 16:10, 10/21/2012
Great comic! Spot is one cool cat, that's for sure. Where do people send in questions? Also, 7,156 -Da man360TalkHAPPY 19:23, 21 October 2012!
People ask the questions on my deviantART page. Questions are currently closed, though. Also, 7,157. ~[ths]UotM 19:39, 10/21/2012
7,158..... 7,159.... Wait a second. I just forgot what number we were on. Time to start again. 1. -- ENTER CITADELT)alkC)untributionsB)an 18:47, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY 7,160.Barack
WeinribZObama 18:54, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
2... Also, 7,161 -Da man360TalkHAPPY 23:29, 24 October 2012!
@Hypster is such a stupid anushole. He doesn't even get his indenting right. Also, 7,162 --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-10-25T01:48
3. Should we re-indent everything to continue from the one above? Also, 7,163 -Da man360TalkHAPPY 02:57, 25 October 2012!
7168 Red balloons go by. -- 02:23, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
I actually said something very similar to that in archive 16. It was something along the lines of "7,169 luftballoons!" ~[ths]UotM 02:45, 10/26/2012
Wow, how long has it been since I was here last? I just got through 7,170 hours of homework and now I'm 7,171! —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 17:24, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
NOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, QZEKROM? NOW IT'LL ONLY BE 7,179 MORE YEARS UNTIL UNCYCLOPEDIA TURNS INTO FACEBOOK! NOOOOO... --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-10-28T23:31
It took me 7,186 seconds to notice the difference. It's okay if you want to switch out Dan's outfits every episode; they do that in TV. —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 22:51, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
I also came up with 7,187 new characters for Dan. Here are six of them (since I couldn't fit all of them):
And this is the new comic: Also, VMMCCXXIII. ~[ths]UotM 00:05, 11/14/2012
7224. Nice one. I could solve our trans problems. —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 00:09, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
7,225. Reckon we should be archiving soon. ~[ths]UotM 00:24, 11/14/2012
THS, reduce your comic size when posting to a page by at least 50%. It is annoying to browse on a mobile device with such huge obstacles. Also, 7226→A(Ruins)21:15 16 November 2012
7227@Aimsplode Your non-templated signature is a huge obstacle in the edit window. —qzekrom.net16.netclicky! 03:24, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
@HGA Perhaps in your settings, under "Signature," you could add "Subst:nosubst" before it or something like that. Right now,it's a pain in the 7,228 to edit. ~[ths]UotM 04:50, 11/14/2012
{That's odd, it didn't used to be that. I'ma go fix it. →A(Ruins)21:15 16 November 2012 Buters seriously, reduce the comic size. And 7229
Does anypony want to talk about MY signature? Also, @Aimsplode He can't because hes linking to the comic from another website, so he cant change the size unless he uploads it here. Also, 7,230 --КıявуТαгкСойтяıвs 2012-11-15T01:52