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4820

This little guy deserves his own heading. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)

  • Says who? 4821? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 00:21, Dec 12 2009
  • Actually it's4822. Get it right dumbass. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 02:07,12December,2009 02:07, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually it's 4823. Put the space in your post you <insert insult here>. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:39, Dec 12 2009
  • Personnally I think 4824 is better than <insert name here>. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 06:57, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Personally I think anything, even 4825, is better than using <insert name here>. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:05, Dec 12 2009
  • Personally, I think <insert name here> likes to spam the {{username}} template way too much. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)

4826

Here's a number that really doesn't deserve its own heading. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:05, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

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4867

We are almot close to L.A. Watch this space, as at 5200km, we will land. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 03:20, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

  • 4868 Whatever. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 03:36,17December,2009
  • 4869 I remember counting to a million in a day... zhelel 04:33 December 17
  • 4869 Ha! In my day, we had to count to a million just to graduate kindergarten! You young punks these days don't know how good you've got it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:39, Dec 17 2009
  • 4870 Ha! In MY day, we used to kill the 2 year olds who couldn't memorise π to the millionth decimal. You young punks these days should be thankful for being let alive. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 10:08 • Thursday, 17-12-2009
  • 4871 HA! iN "MY" DAY, we used to not know how to count. You young puns should be lucky to even know what a million is. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 11:56,17December,2009
  • Counting to 4872 is really easy. See, you start with 1 and then add to it step by step until you reach your goal. The next might be a bit harder! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 14:23, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • 4873 is way too low for me. Let me know when this page goes over 9000. Aleister in Chains 17:11, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • 4874 says no. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:18,17December,2009
  • 4875. [insert obligatory "OVER 9000!!" meme here] —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:21, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • 4876 is probably as high as this count is going to go. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:34, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • 4877 is higher, bitch. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:24,17December,2009
  • 4878 Times I could jerk-off to this chick's picture before getting tired of it:

Lost --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 23:01, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

4892

ur face Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 10:29, Dec 19 2009

SUPR 4908 as per where have all the images gone?!? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:38, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

4917

This number deserves a heading for waiting so long before anyone posted it here.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 21:09, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

4925

Hey guys, we're almost to 5000km! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:15, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

*DO IT LIKE A MAN!

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  • 5000!
  • DO IT LIKE A MAN NEXT TIME! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 3, 06:55, 2010

Lolno

I'll be darned if you are going to snatch my chance at the big 5-0-0-0. So, no. Also 4939. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 09:07, Jan 3 2010

  • 4972 Or is this already here in some way I can't understand or care about?mAttlobster. (hello) 18:49, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

4973

Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 17:29, Jan 5 2010

  • Here's my poem about the number 4974:

4 9 7 4
Your such a dirty number whore.
Why can't you be pure and clean.
Just like 4 9 7 3.
mAttlobster. (hello) 00:53, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

So pure and nice

You make me think twice

About raping your mom.

?

Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:42, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Well, you're a bitch.
Bitch.
4979
Bitch.
- ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 02:14,7January,2010

if 4980 wanted me to. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 02:24, Jan 7 2010

  • 4981

Such a beautiful number

To grace this page

Awake from your slumber

To a new day and age.

Holy shit that was good

I should type some more

I probably could

If...uh...fuck it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:21, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

4994

is pretty cool. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:11, Jan 8 2010

4995

is cold as the darkness. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:14, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

4996

  • Dude, I gotta tell ya about what the fuck happened to me last night. So, like, after we split up at the bar, when that comedian-looking chick was hitting on you? I shit you not, this total Jessica Alba look-alike sat down right fucking behind our table! No fucking shit, man. I was like, shaking in my chair. She was with a couple other hags, and at first I worried that she was a lez, right? Because they were already drunk and like, squeezing each other and shit. No, I'm totally serious. It was as hot as fuck. So somewhere I built up the courage, I guess it was the Jagerbombs, right? So as soon as her lez friends walked off, I'm like, Hi. And she's like, Hey, sexy. No, I'm not joking! I like immediately suck my gut in, you know? So, dude, after we talked for a while, she agreed to come home with me! So I'm like, not, cause you know, no way I'm letting her find out I still live at home, right? So I say, better yet, let's get a room. AND SHE SAID "COOL!" So, here I am, you know, jaw on the floor, right there in the bar, we start kissing and caressing and shit. And so I go to the hotel front desk and I pull out the Credit Card, right? Dude, I can't begin to describe the benefit of having the same name as your dad. Anyways, couple hundred dollars later, I'm banging this chick to fuck, and then I swallow hard, because, it suddenly occurs to me. Oh, fuck. She's a whore. Oh, hell, I'm a dipshit! Fuck. I'm fucked. Oh, yeah, dude, I almost forgot. That number you wanted was 5025. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:49, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • It's not often I'm moved by a story written for the purpose of at some point writing '5025', but that one really got me - it really did. 5026 mAttlobster. (hello) 23:53, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5027 Eh, could've been better, `- ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:05,12January,2010
  • 5028 Sometimes Ched, I think you've leaked your soul. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5029 Soul? What soul? Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 00:13, Jan 12 2010
  • 5030 I'd be offended by that if I cared. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:20,12January,2010
  • 5031 I was offended by the muesli. The fruit stuck together in a way I just couldn't stomach. There was nothing wrong with the taste per-say - but the texture was dead - can you see that? It was dead. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:28, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5032 Like you on February 25, 2019. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:54,12January,2010
  • 5033Pick up the phone. mAttlobster. (hello) 01:00, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5034 days before I get my quantum brain in the mail... maybe. Also, alive. VGD >=3 01:30, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

5034

sup. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:54, Jan 12 2010

  • 'sup? - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 11:54,12January,2010
  • oh, sup, yo. Howzit hangin'? Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 08:34, Jan 13 2010
  • Five thousand thirty-five is the sum of thirty-five and five thousand. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:15, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5036 so what is this all about? 89.138.24.21 16:20, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5037 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 17:10,13January,2010
  • 5038. We're helping America in the war against anorexia. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:46, Jan 13 2010
  • 5039 We're introducing alcohol to the United Kingdom. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:55, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5040 Still nothing. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:07,13January,2010
  • Once, there was this boy who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. And when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from 5041. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:14, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • There's only 5 thing, 0 do, 4 words, 2 you. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:25,13January,2010
  • Cheddar has just improved a popular song immensely. By a factor of 5043, even. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:49, Jan 14 2010
  • Cheddar always improves the taste of my pizzas immensly, no big deal. Also, 5044. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:26 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
  • Cheddar is honored to be this liked. And 5045 - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 11:55,14January,2010
  • Well then Cheddar will be devastated to find out this was all a pack of lies. 5046. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 17:01, Jan 14 2010
  • In what 5,047 scientists are calling "pretty gay," Cheddar's compliments have just been rescinded. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:05, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Cheddar hates all 5048 of you. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:19,14January,2010
  • 5049 is here to smooth over the rough edges of agitation within the counting community. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:10, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5049.5 mAttlobster. (hello) 22:24, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • FITTYFITTY - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:37,14January,2010
  • FITTYFITTYONE, yeah. FITTYFITTYONE yeah. Bring-it, bring-it on yeah. Bring it, bring it on yeah. Big-bad fluffy minge hair, Wirey nasty cuff scare. Shouldn't have gone down there. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:47, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • FITTYFITTYTWO MUTHAFUCKAPaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:27, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Fifty Fifty and Three, my good chap! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:43, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • 250px-Florida_5054.svg.png Pronounce it whatever way you like. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:51, 15 January 2010
  • 5055 Florida looks like a penis. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 01:34,15January,2010
  • 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg 5056  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jan 2010 ~ 09:16 (UTC)
  • 5056 is 0001001111000000 in binary. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 12:51, Jan 15 2010
  • I haven't been here for only about fifty fiftyseven years, and so much has happened in my absence:( carrot lol 12:56 January 15
  • Actually, it'sfittyfittyeight. Get it right, dumbass. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 15:18,15January,2010
  • Call call 407-349-5059 to get your $5 2010 Braille Calendar.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:28 (UTC)

5060.jpg - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 01:46,16January,2010

5061

5065. I believe this count is off. *Evil eye* HELPME 00:47, January 17, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

*5890 Bleh. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:34, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

5096

is all right. For a number, I guess... Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 03:10, Jan 20 2010

Check it out, the new HP Mini 5102 Netbook. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:18, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

5105

Don't let the thread die...what will you tell it's mother? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:29, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Nothing. Except 5106 - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:57,27January,2010

5138

is a number Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:02, Feb 7 2010

5165

Too lazy to find some random image. So sue me. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 15:05, Feb 11 2010

5 to lazy cant —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:16, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

5199

yey —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:46, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

5212- ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:29,14February,2010

5224

5224
I photoshopped it. Haha. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:16, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

5225 yey fer u —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 07:44, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
5226 no ya. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 12:00,16February,2010
Lolz. wut? Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 14:42, Feb 16 2010
way to steal my idea - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:14,16February,2010
omg u guise suxx0rzzPaizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 20:42, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
5530 Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:10, Feb 16 2010
its 5230 u fuxxin jakazz —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:12, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
[[5231|All a uz fuxxin shutz upz. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:15,16February,2010
STFUN00BPaizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:24, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
5235 o yea wel ur a j00 —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:56, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
5236 HELP! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
Shuddup crustacean. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:35,17February,2010
  • 5237 I am so lost. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 02:29, Feb 17 2010
LOL Ur mum's lost... on ma penis! - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 02:58,17February,2010

5239, 5240?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Feb 2010 ~ 03:18 (UTC)

5266

is wondering what the devil is going on. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 15:40, Feb 19 2010

5284

Why did the 5297 cross the road?

- ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 21:58,23February,2010

5299

5299 sucks cocks in hell. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 08:41, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small 5300!!! Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 09:24, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

5335

It's a (Sarah)palindrome! Now Amy sucks Sonic's cock in hell! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 01:12, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

5338

5338  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 21:39 (UTC) d_h-z5339.jpg - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:12,6March,2010

5369 (I think)

cocks —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:27, 20 March 2010 (UTC) 5370in - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 03:27,20March,2010

Yes but far LESS than 2000 were any good. Mine were all golden. Er, Bitch!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Mar 2010 ~ 00:25 (UTC)

5396

5396km clocked up. We need a new page. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:53, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

5414somethign- ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:02,29March,2010

Archiving?!?!

  • 5443 I'd archive it, but I'd like it to be at 5500 before I do. So chop chop! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:27, Apr 5 2010
  • 5444 I feel really tempted to archive it now. Luckily for you, my laziness seems to be gettin —Pelozurian (talk) 07:34, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
  • 5445 Quick, let's get to 5500 so's I can tell my friends and family what I've helped achieve. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:32, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

5446cheddarbbq

5449cheddarbbq

  • 5450 will change the way you feel about numbers. Take a second to reflect on how you feel right now about numbers...see what I mean - it's all different now. And that's what unites us all you see: the affect of 5450. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:08, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
5451chedda
  • 5452 is available for a limited time only. Don't miss this opportunity to have this number in YOUR collection. Order now - our operators are waiting for your call. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:13, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • 54FU Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:24, Apr 6 2010
  • 5454 is this weeks Bonus Ball. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:46, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5455 Joefoxon 22:38, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5456 suck mah ballz —Pelozurian (talk) 22:43, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • 5457 changed my life; I hope it can change yours. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:45, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Call in the next 10 seconds, and you will recieve a FREE ORDER OF 5458!!!Pelozurian (talk) 22:54, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • 5459 Joefoxon 22:59, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!Pelozurian (talk) 23:04, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • AY AY CAPTAIN! - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 01:33,7April,2010
  • Kyrgyzstan Joefoxon 08:08, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Evolutionists always harp on about 5463, but they forget about the Great Flood. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:36, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5464 - There are 309,000,000 people who live in the USA. If you add up all of their IQs, what is the total? Joefoxon 14:41, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Lemme guess. 5465, right? —Pelozurian (talk) 17:51, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Actually, it's5466. Get it right, dumbass. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:10,7April,2010
  • 5467 people and I'm not joking. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:23, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Okay, enough fucking around, you guys. There is a 5468 out there and it will get us if we don't get it first. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:16, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I more than most know what 5468 is capable of, and I don't want people to think I'm underplaying what it's all about - but we've got 5469 here, and it's pretty much a game-changer. mAttlobster. (hello) 06:47, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5467 and 5468 may be strong, but 5470 is in another league! Joefoxon 07:28, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

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