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4820

This little guy deserves his own heading. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)

  • Says who? 4821? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 00:21, Dec 12 2009
  • Actually it's4822. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 02:07,12December,2009 02:07, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually it's 4823. Put the space in your post you <insert insult here>. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:39, Dec 12 2009
  • Personnally I think 4824 is better than <insert name here>. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 06:57, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Personally I think anything, even 4825, is better than using <insert name here>. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:05, Dec 12 2009
  • Personally, I think <insert name here> likes to spam the {{username}} template way too much. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)

4826

Here's a number that really doesn't deserve its own heading. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:05, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

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4867

We are almot close to L.A. Watch this space, as at 5200km, we will land. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 03:20, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

  • 4868 Whatever. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 03:36,17December,2009
  • 4869 I remember counting to a million in a day... zhelel 04:33 December 17
  • 4869 Ha! In my day, we had to count to a million just to graduate kindergarten! You young punks these days don't know how good you've got it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:39, Dec 17 2009
  • 4870 Ha! In MY day, we used to kill the 2 year olds who couldn't memorise π to the millionth decimal. You young punks these days should be thankful for being let alive. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 10:08 • Thursday, 17-12-2009
  • 4871 HA! iN "MY" DAY, we used to not know how to count. You young puns should be lucky to even know what a million is. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 11:56,17December,2009
  • Counting to 4872 is really easy. See, you start with 1 and then add to it step by step until you reach your goal. The next might be a bit harder! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 14:23, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • 4873 is way too low for me. Let me know when this page goes over 9000. Aleister in Chains 17:11, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • 4874 says no. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 20:18,17December,2009
  • 4875. [insert obligatory "OVER 9000!!" meme here] —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:21, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • 4876 is probably as high as this count is going to go. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:34, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • 4877 is higher, bitch. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:24,17December,2009
  • 4878 Times I could jerk-off to this chick's picture before getting tired of it:

Lost --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 23:01, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

4892

ur face Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 10:29, Dec 19 2009

SUPR 4908 as per where have all the images gone?!? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:38, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

4917

This number deserves a heading for waiting so long before anyone posted it here.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 21:09, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

4925

Hey guys, we're almost to 5000km! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:15, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

*DO IT LIKE A MAN!

  • 4939
  • 4940
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  • 4999
  • 5000!
  • DO IT LIKE A MAN NEXT TIME! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 3, 06:55, 2010

Lolno

I'll be darned if you are going to snatch my chance at the big 5-0-0-0. So, no. Also 4939. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 09:07, Jan 3 2010

  • 4972 Or is this already here in some way I can't understand or care about?mAttlobster. (hello) 18:49, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

4973

Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 17:29, Jan 5 2010

  • Here's my poem about the number 4974:

4 9 7 4
Your such a dirty number whore.
Why can't you be pure and clean.
Just like 4 9 7 3.
mAttlobster. (hello) 00:53, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

So pure and nice

You make me think twice

About raping your mom.

?

Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:42, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Well, you're a bitch.
Bitch.
4979
Bitch.
It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 02:14,7January,2010

if 4980 wanted me to. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 02:24, Jan 7 2010

  • 4981

Such a beautiful number

To grace this page

Awake from your slumber

To a new day and age.

Holy shit that was good

I should type some more

I probably could

If...uh...fuck it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:21, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

4994

is pretty cool. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:11, Jan 8 2010

4995

is cold as the darkness. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:14, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

4996

  • Dude, I gotta tell ya about what the fuck happened to me last night. So, like, after we split up at the bar, when that comedian-looking chick was hitting on you? I shit you not, this total Jessica Alba look-alike sat down right fucking behind our table! No fucking shit, man. I was like, shaking in my chair. She was with a couple other hags, and at first I worried that she was a lez, right? Because they were already drunk and like, squeezing each other and shit. No, I'm totally serious. It was as hot as fuck. So somewhere I built up the courage, I guess it was the Jagerbombs, right? So as soon as her lez friends walked off, I'm like, Hi. And she's like, Hey, sexy. No, I'm not joking! I like immediately suck my gut in, you know? So, dude, after we talked for a while, she agreed to come home with me! So I'm like, not, cause you know, no way I'm letting her find out I still live at home, right? So I say, better yet, let's get a room. AND SHE SAID "COOL!" So, here I am, you know, jaw on the floor, right there in the bar, we start kissing and caressing and shit. And so I go to the hotel front desk and I pull out the Credit Card, right? Dude, I can't begin to describe the benefit of having the same name as your dad. Anyways, couple hundred dollars later, I'm banging this chick to fuck, and then I swallow hard, because, it suddenly occurs to me. Oh, fuck. She's a whore. Oh, hell, I'm a dipshit! Fuck. I'm fucked. Oh, yeah, dude, I almost forgot. That number you wanted was 5025. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:49, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • It's not often I'm moved by a story written for the purpose of at some point writing '5025', but that one really got me - it really did. 5026 mAttlobster. (hello) 23:53, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5027 Eh, could've been better, ` It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 00:05,12January,2010
  • 5028 Sometimes Ched, I think you've leaked your soul. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5029 Soul? What soul? Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 00:13, Jan 12 2010
  • 5030 I'd be offended by that if I cared. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 00:20,12January,2010
  • 5031 I was offended by the muesli. The fruit stuck together in a way I just couldn't stomach. There was nothing wrong with the taste per-say - but the texture was dead - can you see that? It was dead. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:28, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5032 Like you on February 25, 2019. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 00:54,12January,2010
  • 5033Pick up the phone. mAttlobster. (hello) 01:00, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5034 days before I get my quantum brain in the mail... maybe. Also, alive. VGD >=3 01:30, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

5034

sup. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:54, Jan 12 2010

5060.jpg It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 01:46,16January,2010

5061

5065. I believe this count is off. *Evil eye* HELPME 00:47, January 17, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

*5890 Bleh. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:34, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

5096

is all right. For a number, I guess... Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 03:10, Jan 20 2010

Check it out, the new HP Mini 5102 Netbook. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:18, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

5105

Don't let the thread die...what will you tell it's mother? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:29, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Nothing. Except 5106 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:57,27January,2010

5138

is a number Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:02, Feb 7 2010

5165

Too lazy to find some random image. So sue me. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 15:05, Feb 11 2010

5 to lazy cant —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:16, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

5199

yey —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:46, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

5212 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 19:29,14February,2010

5224

5224
I photoshopped it. Haha. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:16, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

5225 yey fer u —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 07:44, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
5226 no ya. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 12:00,16February,2010
Lolz. wut? Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 14:42, Feb 16 2010
way to steal my idea It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 20:14,16February,2010
omg u guise suxx0rzzPaizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 20:42, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
5530 Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:10, Feb 16 2010
its 5230 u fuxxin jakazz —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:12, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
[[5231|All a uz fuxxin shutz upz. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:15,16February,2010
STFUN00BPaizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:24, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
5235 o yea wel ur a j00 —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:56, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
5236 HELP! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
Shuddup crustacean. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 00:35,17February,2010
  • 5237 I am so lost. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 02:29, Feb 17 2010
LOL Ur mum's lost... on ma penis! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 02:58,17February,2010

5239, 5240?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Feb 2010 ~ 03:18 (UTC)

5266

is wondering what the devil is going on. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 15:40, Feb 19 2010

5284

Why did the 5297 cross the road?

It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 21:58,23February,2010

5299

5299 sucks cocks in hell. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 08:41, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small 5300!!! Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 09:24, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

5335

It's a (Sarah)palindrome! Now Amy sucks Sonic's cock in hell! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 01:12, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

5338

5338  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 21:39 (UTC) d_h-z5339.jpg It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:12,6March,2010

5369 (I think)

cocks —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:27, 20 March 2010 (UTC) 5370in It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 03:27,20March,2010

Yes but far LESS than 2000 were any good. Mine were all golden. Er, Bitch!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Mar 2010 ~ 00:25 (UTC)

5396

5396km clocked up. We need a new page. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:53, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

5414somethign It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:02,29March,2010

Archiving?!?!

  • 5443 I'd archive it, but I'd like it to be at 5500 before I do. So chop chop! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:27, Apr 5 2010
  • 5444 I feel really tempted to archive it now. Luckily for you, my laziness seems to be gettin —Pelozurian (talk) 07:34, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
  • 5445 Quick, let's get to 5500 so's I can tell my friends and family what I've helped achieve. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:32, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

5446cheddarbbq

5449cheddarbbq

  • 5450 will change the way you feel about numbers. Take a second to reflect on how you feel right now about numbers...see what I mean - it's all different now. And that's what unites us all you see: the affect of 5450. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:08, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
5451chedda
  • 5452 is available for a limited time only. Don't miss this opportunity to have this number in YOUR collection. Order now - our operators are waiting for your call. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:13, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • 54FU Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:24, Apr 6 2010
  • 5454 is this weeks Bonus Ball. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:46, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5455 Joefoxon 22:38, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5456 suck mah ballz —Pelozurian (talk) 22:43, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • 5457 changed my life; I hope it can change yours. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:45, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Call in the next 10 seconds, and you will recieve a FREE ORDER OF 5458!!!Pelozurian (talk) 22:54, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • 5459 Joefoxon 22:59, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!Pelozurian (talk) 23:04, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • AY AY CAPTAIN! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 01:33,7April,2010
  • Kyrgyzstan Joefoxon 08:08, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Evolutionists always harp on about 5463, but they forget about the Great Flood. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:36, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5464 - There are 309,000,000 people who live in the USA. If you add up all of their IQs, what is the total? Joefoxon 14:41, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Lemme guess. 5465, right? —Pelozurian (talk) 17:51, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Actually, it's5466. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 19:10,7April,2010
  • 5467 people and I'm not joking. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:23, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Okay, enough fucking around, you guys. There is a 5468 out there and it will get us if we don't get it first. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:16, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I more than most know what 5468 is capable of, and I don't want people to think I'm underplaying what it's all about - but we've got 5469 here, and it's pretty much a game-changer. mAttlobster. (hello) 06:47, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5467 and 5468 may be strong, but 5470 is in another league! Joefoxon 07:28, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

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