Forum:Col. Swordman! Let's end this now!

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Col. Swordman, Benson realizes that you think that you are better than Benson - yeah, I know, that's unlikely - and that you think that this whole Benson thing is a waste of time that you could be using to write your great funny articles with. Well then, why do you keep posting at Benson? Why do you give Benson so much attention? If you truly believe that Benson is a waste of time, then stop posting on any Benson-related forum. Don't even post here. Benson knows that you are reading this, and Benson dares you: post here. Post here, Benson dares you. Benson knows that you are as stubborn as Benson is. Show that you do care about this whole "Benson thing". Give Benson attention. If Col. Swordman posts here, he is saying that he does give a hippo's testicle about Benson. If he doesn't post here, then he's saying that he won't "waste" any more time with this "Benson thing", and stop posting things in the Benson forum. Benson 20:55, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

BENSON'S LOGIC IS ONCE AGAIN FLAWLESS. ALTHOUGH I AM SADDENED THAT HE NO LONGER USES CAPS LOCK. --User:Nintendorulez 21:13, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

BENSON HAS BEEN TOLD CAPS = BAN. BENSON WILL LET THEM HAVE THEIR WAY..FOR NOW...opps... Benson 21:30, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

COL. SWORDSMAN STILL POSTS IN THE FORUM, YET NOT IN THIS TOPIC. HE HAS LOST. --User:Nintendorulez 23:17, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM POST HERE, OR ANYWHERE FOR A LONG TIME. COME OUT, COL. SWORDSMAN! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:05, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

YES THE COLONOL HAS BEEN DEMOTED TO TOLEIT CLEANER Benson 04:57, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

THIS TOPIC SHOWS ON OF BENSON'S MOST BRILLIANT ARGUMENTS EVER. AND GUESS WHO'S STILL TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO RESPOND? --User:Nintendorulez 18:54, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

HE'S AFRAID OF ME. EVER SINCE I SHOWED UP, HE HAS RETREATED BECAUSE HE CAN'T HANDLE TWO SWORDS PEOPLE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA. I WOULD NOT LEAVE, SO HE DID. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:51, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Or maybe you are him who made another account to worship BENSON? Either way, good going! Benson 19:55, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

ME? BE HIM? NEVER! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:06, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
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