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Codeine is now a bureaucrat. This means I can finally leave this site for good. Everybody wins! —rc(t) 07:41, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
The Cabal hereby nominates Codeine for bureaucrat. As an Englishman, he enjoys completing mindless tasks, and so would fit in perfectly with the current paper-shuffling bastards who do little to no work around here (ban forthcoming, I presume). Codeine has been around for years, wading through shit since 2005, and the fact he maintains a decent degree of sanity is to his credit. — SirManticore 16:21, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Has Codeine's mum heard of Codeine? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 16:26, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
She might have done. I'll get Olipro to ask her next time he's over. — SirManticore 16:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah....I've often hoped that we would have a Bureau outside of North America, just incase they are all wiped out. Also DEATH TO AMERICA!!! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
For. But I have to know... is he my uncle? -- sannseesnnas 21:45, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Against Demonstrably unqualified, a bumbling wanker of the highest order, often shows up drunk, snorts things he has no business snorting, etc. What's that, you say we're behind quota on demonstrably unqualified bunglers? Alright then, conditional for on the basis that Codeine maintains a sufficient level of bumbling wankery. --SirENeGMA(talk)GUNWotMPLS
Bandwagon for, on the basis that I just wanna fit in! And all that stuff Codeine and Mhaille do for the site, but the peer pressure is crushing! - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs) 05:24, Dec 29
cannot believe that you are ALL part of the Cabal. That's just silly. All you ersatz members need to leave the room immediately, before Olga gets mad and takes matters into her own beefy hands.
Wow. Thanks, guys (and girls, of course). This actually does mean something to me; although I'm well aware that the +b flag grants little in the way of extra tools/toys, I really feel supported and appreciated by you for the time and effort I've put into this site over the past 2 1/2 years. In some weird way it feels a bit like being on the new year honours list. I've watched Uncyclopedia grow from having something in the region of 800 articles when I first joined to over 23,000 today; and thanks to the hard work and dedication of the admin team and a community who care strongly about the site, it's safe to say that the overall quality remains very high. I'm very proud to be associated with Uncyclopedia, and with all of you who give of your time and creativity to make it what it is, so let's all keep up the good work. Thank you again. -- Sir CodeineK·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:56, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, he doesn't speak a lot, it makes the movies way more "campy." I have now completely lost track of which Mad Max we're talking about. - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs) 18:05, Dec 29