Forum:Can we stop using the word fork now?

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It's been over a year, and both sides of the island have survived the fucking tsunami and rebuilt our villages. Both are coming back from the storm. And both are going to kick ass better than ever - if we can just do some promotion. Ads for writers on other sites, news items and interviews in papers. Anyway, point is, fork is now seen as the f- word over at the spork (and I call both sites sporks now. Anyone have a better name? Spork Island. We do have to name the island something, kind of like North and South Korea - guess which one we are here, ha! - but with a fun twist. Then we can promote the hell out of it. How about Uncy Island? I always use uncy because it's the least amount of letters to type in a search engine and have uncyclopedia.wikia pop in. From there I then transverse the island. Haven't seen a fork yet). So can we ditch that one? Thanks. Aleister 18:33 11-1-14

What do they call us? Uncyclowikia - as though wikia actually brainwashes us! Fork is a better discription of their site than Uncyclowikia is of ours but even so how about "knife"? Or maybe "soup spoon"? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:35, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia.co may be a very good site (and I know it is), but it started as a fork. And so there is no reason to call it spork or knife, or anything. Maybe the f- site? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:54, January 12, 2014 (UTC)
"F-site" would imply a swear word and would be a lot worse than calling it "fork." We could have a vote. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:18, January 14, 2014 (UTC)

And then there comes the question: If we ban the word "fork" what do I call certain items of my cutlery collection?

Surely banning the word will only lead to bad consequences. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:21, January 14, 2014 (UTC)

And then there comes the question: If we ban Uncyclopedia [sic] where will I do my research?

Surely banning the site will not only lead to bad consequences. And it's ... bad. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:26, January 14, 2014 (UTC)

We're not banning a site, Anton, we're banning a term for another website that is supposedly derrogatory. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:12, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
Yes. My suggestion is to protect the site from edits. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:51, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
You want no one to be able to edit our site?? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:00, January 18, 2014 (UTC)
You cannot ban a site, can you? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:30, January 18, 2014 (UTC)
Yes you can if you attack it with enough soup spoons. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:01, January 25, 2014 (UTC)

Anyway...Back to cutlery or sometimes known as lethal kitchen weaponary

Anyone killed someone with a soup spoon before. Must be harder because the soup spoon lacks that slight point that a usual spoon has. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:33, January 14, 2014 (UTC)

Spoons came before forks. The first recorded instance of a fork (made of silver no less) in England was that possessed by Piers Gaveston, lover of King Edward II. Piers lost his noggin to the jealous barons. Where his fork went...perhaps best not to go there. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:40, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
Ah so another of Britain's (or England as it was then) great technological achievements! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:40, January 15, 2014 (UTC)

Get back!

Get back! Get back to where you once belonged. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:10, January 15, 2014 (UTC)

This message does not concern the uncyclopedia.co site, and I wrote it just because I saw words "back to" in the previous header. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:30, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
"Back in the USSR" it would be for you then! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
Not really, it should be "back to". Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:17, January 16, 2014 (UTC)

JohnnyOscar Rebs

Why not just Rebel Uncyclopedia or the Rebs?! They are basically the Confederate States of Uncyclopedia.

Cathy (talk) 19:17, January 15, 2014 (UTC)

That's a bit harsh on the Confederation. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:43, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
Well isn't this place part of the WeEvil Empire? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:00, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
True but then we are the "lesser of two weevils" to quote Master and Commander. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:21, January 18, 2014 (UTC)

Lollipop.com

Remember Lollipop. We can name it after Lollipop. --ShabiDOO 05:21, January 28, 2014 (UTC)

Or the Swirling Swastika that was Aimsplode, admin for this site but in a parallel universe. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:15, January 28, 2014 (UTC)
YES! We can call the website http://aimsplode.aimsplode.aimsplode --ShabiDOO 23:57, January 28, 2014 (UTC)

Forkin' hell

You're all forkin' forkwits. the forkin' lot of ya. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:22, January 29, 2014 (UTC)

Stick your head in a soup spoon and observe your reflection you uncouth curser of cutlery. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:43, February 1, 2014 (UTC)
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