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Uncyclopedian populace! Women with exceptional breasteses! Lend me your ears!

I, Meganew, wish for your support in becoming an administrator of Uncyclopedia! True, I have less than 72 hours to find 2 people willing to nominate me for an administrative position, but I see no reason why I can't gain 2 noms prior to then from good friends on the site...

My platform:

1: Genocide against vandals. 2: Auditing of bullshittery. 3: Proper handling of drama.

Vote Meganew for Admin!

And yeah, this is essentially a vote whore, but so what? I'm just an average user... not like I've taken the pregnancy angle I created on the iCarly page and expanded it to form an entire subculture of pages, or failed to adequately deal with Encyclopedia Dramatica's reasonably high levels of stupidity. Otherwise, I would've been nommed by now.

Anyways, nom me, and support my platform!

--Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:15, January 20, 2013 (UTC)

That is a lie. Meganew is also responsible for much of the pregnancy-related content on this wiki. --Mn-z 07:39, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
Point was, my contributions in that regard have been ignored in favor of your own. When people think "Pregnancy," they think Mnbvcxz, not Meganew. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:30, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
Hmmm... 'genocide against vandals'. So you are not only going to target vandals but their families too Meganew? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:05, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
Sterilization of vandal families. No reason to execute those who have done no wrong. They should, however, be prevented from creating any more vandals. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 18:19, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
Well I'm convinced. Ummm... wait... my brother is a vandal. Which isn't much of a coincidence, because everybody's brother is a vandal. Or their cousin, sometimes it's their cousin -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 18:58, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
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