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CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! --Roger The BUM MUN ⌥⌘⎋ F@H Complaints H4x0R M3! Nørwegian Kanaaääaäaalääaaaäaaää Attack! 17:53, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

No, pie. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:09, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
I think you'll find it's cheese. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:38, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
No, it's pie. Dead serious. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:26, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
Nuh-uh. It's cheese. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:33, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
Can't we all just get along? ;P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:36, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
OMG CHEESE PIE!! CODEINE GETS A QUARTER FOR RECONCILING THE CHEESE-PIE CONFLICT --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 05:23, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
No, cheese. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:22, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
I want cheese. --General Insineratehymn 00:06, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
Mmm... brie... --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:19, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
I prefer chie. The best of both worlds. ~ Unflameviper Who's a Peach? 23:51, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Not peese? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:10, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Of course not. Cheese and cake join forces to become cheesecake, in defiance of pie. --Thinking cap small»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 03:10, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
I think pie is awesome. Cheese is ok. Whiteside 09:00, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
How gruesomly cheesy. Some Grue cheesily approves. --The Divine Fluffalizer - [t m] 11:44, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
I prefer pi. --Missingno... 00:48, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
No, e. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:53, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
I think we can all agree that maybe if it was pie, but also cheese... I forget where I'm going with this. That really sounded better in my head. Benson 01:04, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Uh-oh, it's...
The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. XI, Sec. III
The Not Particularly Great Conflict of Cheese and Pie raged on in the House of Pancakes. Actually, 'tis hyperbole to say it "raged," for it would be more keen to say that it "waddled." The waddling became so disruptive to the peace, as it were, of the House, that BENSON did reacheth out with the merest nose hair to resolve the conflict and stop all the confounded waddling, which even the writer of these Chronicles had contributed to. Alas, a paradox had nestled itself into the problem, and proved difficult to expunge. Wherefore, BENSON is Better Than Cheese and Pie, but these two elements are among the imperfect vessels through which BENSON manifests his will within our puny universe for his amusement, so that he does not create space-time distortions, supernovas, and immense plot holes; for such disasters would surely occur if He were to directly interact with such a puny and fragile universe. BENSON could probably create a better universe if he wanted to. Anyway, now that the reader is confused and possibly willing to punch this Chronicler in the mouth, let us move on to the important part. To reconcile these puny monkey armies, BENSON came up with a Better solution, as is his wont. To the horror of all who were witness to this strange and perverse happenstance that will be described in the latter part of this sentence, BENSON spoke of himself in The First Person; for the confusion created by thinking of a solution so incredible that it could not be written in mere puny words was great. A grammatical change so bizarre had never been seen before. Many heads exploded, people began throwing overcooked noodles at each other, and all other sorts of weird stuff happened, as puny monkey-men sometimes do when profound divine occurrences happen. Everyone involved in perpetuating this conflict should feel very ashamed of themselves for causing so much trouble, and rightfully deserve the punishment of never knowing exactly what it was that sounded Better in BENSON'S head, which is a Better head than yours.
In the name of the Holy BENSON, olives are better than both cheese and pie.
--Thinking cap small»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 03:24, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
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