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My mom gave me a penny to go and see Jack Benny, but I didn't see Jack Benny. Instead I bought bubblegum. A oompa oompa bubblegum. I bought some bubblegum. My mom gave me a nickel to go and buy a pickle, but I didn't want no pickle. Instead I bought some bubblegum, et al. My mom gave me a dime to go and buy a lime, but I didn't want no lime, I just bought some bubblegum et al. My mom gave me a quarter to go across the border into America to help them out, but I laughed at their current situation and bought some bubblegum, et al. My mom gave me a dollar to yell a scream and holler, but I said "Why should it cost a dollar, look I can do it for free AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


A oompa oompa bubblegum. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh

That was performance art by Heck no techno. Next up, DJ Shadow will do his own rendition of Shakespeare's ninth sonnet.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 25 / 00:28)
My name is Enzo Aquarius, and this is my job. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 02:00, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Wait wait wait, I have another act for you!! */me emerges from the wings wearing a ridiculous costume*

It's hard to believe! That I didn't see! You were always right beside me!! WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRR MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh

I give the outrageous flamingo-with-angel-wings costume a 10. As for the song, well... how can I put this... well... IT WAS FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 20:29)
Who forgot Cajek's shots again? Boomer_christmas_sig.jpg Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 00:04, 27 December 2007 (UTC)\
Wow, I didn't know you guys liked High School Musical! Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh
Are you KIDDIN, GIRL?!?!?!??? I've never seen it.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 27 / 02:46)
High school what again? I'm pretty sure I don't like any of those words. Except maybe the first. Sometimes. Boomer_New_Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 04:31, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
Well, everything I just sang except for the bubblegum thing is from High School Musical, so...Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh
So..... you need better taste in music? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:29, Dec 28
.....Yeah. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh
Wait, that was music? Boomer_New_Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 01:35, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZIIIIINGGGGG!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 28 / 01:42)
Are you threatening me? Do not anger the great Cornholio. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh
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