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I'd say I'm back, but I'm not really sure if I am or not, nor am I even sure if I went anywhere, but I do have to ask - did I say I was going to do anything with the wiki or for it or to it or for or with or to folks or articles or things and forget to do it? If I haven't done it, you can assume I forgot because I don't remember much of anything at the moment. Also have a splitting headache. Might be related. I'm not sure.

Also, what broken things are there in general that need fixing? Somewhat related. I usually fix things. Don't I? I thought I did. Or was it that guy over there?

Buckets, this in no way guarantees that I'll actually get anything done, obviously. I'd just... like to know so I can pretend to be busy. Or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:29, 2 January 2012

You can help by doing nothing. All is well. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:57, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
If you pay my internet bill I'll do all the important stuff and make it look like you did it. -RAHB 03:13, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
Back when I was a TechnoCowboy my name was Internet Bill. True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:31, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
What happened? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:45, 5 January 2012
I got a virus. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:08, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
A long time ago there wa a guy named neuro.sys who used to haunt bulletin boards and IRC. He gave the name up when he realised that nobody understands DOS any more.
You promised you'd fix my broken car! I'm so angry!!! Grrr... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:34, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
My alcoholic father trained me from a young age that promises aren't worth the paper the energy that goes into making them. He also taught me how to hide bruises. Fun times! Pup 01:13 06 Jan '12
Indeed. It's still nice to know, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:37, 6 January 2012
My alchoholic and violent Native Canadian friend once told me that promises were made to be broken. He is in jail right I don't know if that means that he is right, or that he's wrong. What do you think? --ShabiDOO 05:35, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Terribly sorry for infecting you, Modusoperandi. I thought you were someone else. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 23:34, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
George Clooney? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:47, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
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