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I just noticed that our friends over at Wikipedia just had their board election for 2007 and it occurred to me that we don't have a board of trustees managing our shit. Now, I'm not saying that our management isn't good enough right now but I am saying that we really ought to have a board of trustees for the purpose of not managing our affairs, a figurehead government to help hide the actions of the cabal, our real shadow government, if you will. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 20:37, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Bored of Directors? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I call president. Spang talk 09:01, 29 Jun 2007
I call prescient. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/30 01:34
I call bullshit. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:47, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
I call God. —Braydie 01:47, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
I choose you charmander! -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:49, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
I hope this doesn't mess up our Power Structure. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/30 02:37
My title should read as follows: "Tompkins: Leader of the Free World, Crusader of Justice, Jesus." Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:47, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
I call Tompkins. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 02:57, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
I call on my suprise witness. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:45, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
I call......ah screw it, I just want the power to consume souls. And is that too much to ask? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:03, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
I call... GHOSTBUSTERS!!! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:12, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
Who ya' gonna call, indeed. I call my lawyer, because this thing is clearly rigged! Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.06.30.05:28
I call, I can see right through your bluff. --TRAINTRACKERGrue_Jammy.gif30px-Sucrose_b.gif 10:12, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
I call being the guy who starts off meetings by reading "the minutes from our last meeting", which start off accurate and then degenerate into crap I make up on the spot. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 04:10, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Fuck the Man, man! Say no to bureaucracy! --Spin 08:07, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Just so everyone knows: I am "the man!" /me watches as all his friends abandon him. Aw...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:45, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
I call.........someone who it would be funny to call.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:51, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Comrades, we must overthrow this oppressive system of capitalism and start a collective society! --67.82.37.159 15:05, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

FUCK. THIS STUPID THING KEEPS LOGGING ME OUT. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 15:07, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
I call you forgetful. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:54, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
I call you up on the little red telephone that sits in my office, and tell you to stop stealing Tom's shtick. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:56, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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