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I read the article about the USA. It was not one bit funny, interesting, or anything but stupidly childish. I was squirming with embarrassment for the author, who first of all has way too much time on his little hands, as well as:

- Ridiculously jealous - Neven been to the USA - Probably never even been out of his little "village" - He most likely desperately and unsuccessfully stalked a beautiful American woman, having never seen a beautiful woman before, and got in whole lots of trouble for it, hence the bitterness. - Has rotten teeth - Has alcohol wet brain - Is very ugly, skinny and weak

Poor little english man. 160.79.86.171 18:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

OK citizen, since you addressed the ministry of love, you might have something in mind. Would you like us to
  • Nuke Britain
  • Invade Britain
  • Deopp all of the English admins
  • All of the above?

~Jewriken.GIF 16:46, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't think we should bother to do anything, not worth it. That poor little poverty stricken island. But I do have a question: is that queen of theirs of the human species or some type of mutated animal? There's so many people there that look so bad you just can't tell!

When you say we who do you refer to exactly? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

The USA silly, who else in the world? But why bother, the US can't afford any more debt and there's no oil there (heh). 160.79.86.171 18:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

What do you mean, can't afford any more debt? I thought the whole point is that nobody can afford any debt. That's why it's debt. Spang talk 21:06, 19 Sep 2008

Yeah, so anyways, I woke up this morning and I was like, "Hey. You know which country people don't hate enough already? Mine! So I figured I'd hop on the forums today and be all 'lol Brtish ppl r ttly ghey lol,' and really churn up some dislike for the US. But, thanks to this considerate anonymous IP, I no longer have to! Yay! Also, could I get a link to the US article in question? I think there's 7 or 8 of them, and I wanna know what we're complaining about, here. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:50, Sep 19

Do you really need a link? It's a page on Uncyclopedia, remember. Uncyclopedia is the worst! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:03, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Is it true what they say about Uncyclopedia? You know, that the "un" stands for "unfunny"? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:23, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

The USA is bollocks, if we British still owned it, it would have been a great nation. Sadly that was not to be, so instead, we'll enjoy our vastly superior humour, accent and currency from our weeny island, which, if there's ever a major catastrophe, will be the first place of refuge, and no, you're not allowed in OK? fuck off. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:30, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're scum! We suck! --Wayne 00:15, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
Benny Hill, the Carry On gang, and the poof from Are You Being Served? were clearly the high point of British culture. It all went down hill from there. I mean, the Brits even copied the American The Office! How gauche. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:15, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
You're doing it wrong! America, you were supposed to stay a Constitutional Monarchy, then you can humiliate the UK in sports and weather forever after. Also, they made an Australian version of The Office to capture the true Australian workplace... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:37, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
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