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Throughout all the top 10 voting, I've been wondering "Are these really the best articles we've got?" I can only begin to imagine what hidden gems lay beneath the waste of regular articles. That's why I'd like to start a vote to decide "The Best Article of All Time". This is not an award, however. "Of All Time" is supposed to imply that the vote will go on until Uncyclopedia kicks the bucket. You're free to nominate any article you like. They don't need to be features or anything. Hell, nominate an article in userspace if you feel like it. The only requirement is that they are "articles", not userpages or image galleries. If there's demand for it, we could split up in-jokes and other stuff, but it's a little early to decide anything like that right now. Oh, and before I forget, self-noms are totally allowed. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:07, 6 February 2011

So then, this is just a continuous award, and any article can hold it for as long as they want, until the next one has a higher score? If so, I would think it would require a page in the Uncyclopedia: namespace. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 23:46, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
Wel, sure, you could call it a continuous award. At some point it might warrant a page in Uncyclopedia namespace, but it's a bit too soon for anything official-ish like that right now. Talking about official-ish stuff, I think creating Template:BAAT so suddenly might've been a bit rash. And the symbol at the top right is bound to interfere with the top 10 symbols. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:19, 7 February 2011
Why are you against speedy progress? I suppose, since you created it, it would be inappropriate for me to really take charge. And this being a wiki, you can always undo me anyway. As for the topicon, I moved it over 25 so it wouldn't interfere with the featured symbol. I can move it over another 25 if needs be. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 06:11, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Features, move it over. Top ten, move it over again. Collaborations... move it over again? How many little symboly things do we really want to shove up there, though? And for that matter, how long will this last? Would the templates even be feasible for every one nominated, which could well become an exponential amount? And would they not pander to the whims of anyone who feels like nominating anything, then? Perhaps holding templates in reserve for only ones that actually manage to stay on the page would be more sensible... things to consider before jumping into official namespace, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:48, 7 February 2011
On Wikipedia, it lets you put in how many icons are on the page and it moves it over accordingly. See wikipedia:Template:Topicon. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 22:46, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Miracle Science

Score: 1
  1. I wrote this and I think it's good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:07, 6 February 2011

Physics

Score: 1.5
  1. Lyrithya pointed me to this article by MacMania and I laughed my arse off reading it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:07, 6 February 2011
  2. I didn't laugh my anything off, I'm too tired. I guess I'll re-read it tomorrow and re-review it. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 10:27, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Whimsical World of Freedom of Expression

Score: 1
  1. I worked on this with Colin. I think it turned out great. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:07, 6 February 2011

UnScripts:Good Cop Inanimate Cop

Score: 2
  1. An ingenious UnScript by MacMania. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:07, 6 February 2011
  2. Oh god yes! Gen. Fudgem0bile Buy a new car. With $2 Coins. 01:18, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Fire Hydrant

Score: 2
  1. Reminds me of that 5.5 years thing I never did. Anyway, Fire Hydrant is the article to end all articles. The only other article that even comes close is... --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:14, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yup. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:19, 8 February 2011

Printer Ink

Score: 3.5
  1. This one. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:14, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Maybe that one. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 10:14, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yup. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:19, 8 February 2011
  4. I hate that you made me love you. -- Sheepicon 04:24, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Being and Nothingness

Score: 2
  1. Or this one. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:16, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. "Also, this book was originally written in French but now you can get it in English so you can read that shit." —rc (t) 17:26, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Protagonist

Score: 4
  1. Admit it, this one is awesome. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:29, 6 February 2011
  2. It's alright. I don't know if it's the best ever, especially due to the British spelling (which I detest), but I think it's funny. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 10:07, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
    That's weird, why would you hate correct spelling? --Black Flamingo
    Because it's unamerican. It's communism. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 23:48, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
    So accuracy is communist? That's... ironic. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:33, 7 February 2011
    That's right, especially on Uncyclopedia, a shrine to incorrectness. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 06:08, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
    Uncyclopedia is communist, yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:25, 7 February 2011
    At least I voted for the darned article. Jeezus Christ! —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 06:41, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
    Damn Commies. I heard they eat babies. Or was it borscht? Something disgusting anyway. --Black Flamingo 10:08, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I too believe this one is awesome. As this is more a "favorites" page, this is also one of my favorites. Aleister 11:01 7-2-'11
  4. Yup. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:19, 8 February 2011

BUTT POOP!!!!

Score: 1
  1. I eat apples with Mike Tyson and Oscar Wilde in Belgium. --Mn-z 17:17, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against There's no text on this page. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 00:27, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
    Please, no against votes. If you're saying the nom's invalid because it's not an article, you could be right. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:19, 7 February 2011
    I'm saying both. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 06:12, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
    I believe "I eat apples with Mike Tyson & Oscar Wilde in Belgium." counts as text. Also, the templatedness is part of the joke. --Mn-z 22:02, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Walls

Score: 2
  1. Support I like this one! —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 23:43, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I can really get behind this one (in a not gay way(well, let's see where the night takes us)). -- Sheepicon 04:28, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Don't some work

Score: 6
  1. For Why yes, this is an excellent place to whore my new article, thank you. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:23, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I like it, but a few notes:
    • The idea is good... it's a journal of you creating a page. But it diverges from the main point... to don't work.
    • For future reference, Google Language tools translates from English to just about everything, including Yiddish.
    Anyway, you have a vote from me. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 08:06, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
    Read this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:57, 7 February 2011
    No, but now I know it's Famine I should complain to. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 22:43, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Brilliant parody! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:19, 8 February 2011
  4. Symbol for vote For. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:07, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. A surprising amount of not work went into this. Well not done. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:06, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For DJ Mixerr 03:13, February 10, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

UnNews:My testicle might have partially detached

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Vote for my balls! - Especially since today is, in fact, the 10th anniversary of my real testicle injury. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:55, Feb. 7, 2011

UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece

Score: 1
  1. Might I interest you in my Ringpiece? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668)

Score: 1
  1. I guess this is like a "favorite page" vote, which could get to be thousands of pages long. That one is my favorite. Some of my others, in no order, although I haven't sat down and read the entire body of work of some of the great ones, which I should: Fluffy Bunny World, Microsoft Knowledge Base, Gay Jesus, History of Great Britain, BabyTV, UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk, Elfen Lied, and others. Of my own stuff, my faves include Warm piss water, UnBooks:The Old Man and LV, People Who Like to Fuck Naked, Mortal Sin and others. Aleister 10:48 7-2-'11
    Some good choices there. Mortal sin would definitely be up there for me, if I could be bothered with this, which I can't. Also IMDb - that's pretty much the best page on the site. --Black Flamingo 14:42, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Dan Kwon

Score: 0.5
  1. 0,5 Lol PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 15:45, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Fisher Price: A Retrospective

Score: 1.5
  1. Go eat etc. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 15:46, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. It was the ultimate Uncyclopedia article of 2007. DJ Mixerr 03:11, February 10, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

Gay People

Score: 1
  1. Short, simple, stupid. I love it. --Roman Dog Bird 04:19, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

Score: 2
  1. An oldie that I like. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:26, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. One of the best. --Tophat headless 01:14, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Sidney Poitier

Score: 1,000,000 1
  1. My best work in my opinion and it was never read by anyone. :( -- Sheepicon 04:19, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

User:Roman Dog Bird/Giga Bowser

Score: 1
  1. Penned by the late, great, Dominic dudley. --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

User:Roman Dog Bird/Fungo Chu Chu Christ

Score: 1
  1. For. --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

User:Roman Dog Bird/Lars' Magical Fantabulous Bingo Shorts

Score: 1
  1. Why in God's name did you idiots delete this? --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

User:Roman Dog Bird/Palfince

Score: 1
  1. For. --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

User:Roman Dog Bird/Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Taking A Shit In A Loved Ones Mouth

Score: 1
  1. For. --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

User:Roman Dog Bird/biggest wood

Score: 1
  1. For. --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

User:Roman Dog Bird/genocide

Score: 1
  1. For. --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

I eat my own shit

Score: 1
  1. For. --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

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