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BENSON stays in the BENSON forum these days, so what's the problem? If you don't like this section of Uncyclopedia so much then [[Do NOT click any links|don't click the link]]. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 05:54, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
 
BENSON stays in the BENSON forum these days, so what's the problem? If you don't like this section of Uncyclopedia so much then [[Do NOT click any links|don't click the link]]. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 05:54, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
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Being too new I'm terribly confused by all this, but one thing seems clear... all glory to [[User:Benson|Benson]]! --[[User:Jamtrousers|Jamtrousers]] 13:45, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

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Leagueofbenson

Benson is serious this time. Benson is forming the League of Benson... a powerful League indeed. This League is for anyone who supports Benson in all his glory. NO BENSON HATERS ALLOWED! If you want to join, say so here, and Benson will make a list of all of his Pro-Benson supporters. BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! Benson 20:43, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Sure, I'm in. - - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 20:55, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Count me in! I'm probably the greatest Benson supporter here. I'm like a bona-fide Benson Ejector Seat! Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 21:55, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Weren't you the one to first mention that you would ban him on the original BENSON IS HERE topic? --User:Nintendorulez 22:01, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Me? Must have me confused with someone else. I'd never ban Benson. I wouldn't even think about doing something that horrific! Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:37, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Count me in! --User:Nintendorulez 22:01, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson is confused by Famine's hatred for Benson and his desire to join an anti-anti-Benson League. Hmmmmmm. Benson 22:31, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Where do I have to sign?--Rataube 01:12, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I made you your first image. I'd better be in! —rc (t) 01:15, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I'll join. Benson is the way and the light, or the something else. I forget. --Hrodulf 01:55, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I would like to be part of this illustrious league. --OsirisX 07:46, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I've done absolutely nothing to help your campaign as of now... but trust me.. I've got some pretty powerful influences around here... *Wink, wink* *Nudge, nudge* Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:48, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson does not understand your winking...do you need eye drops? Benson 13:23, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I'd love to join your league. I've always wanted to be in a league... Spang talk 13:27, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Please Benson, allow me to be in your wonderful league! --ENeGMA 17:04, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Leagueofbenson This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than him.

Use this template if you have joined the LEAGUE OF BENSON. Benson 16:55, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I shall join, but I am curious. Is there a healthcare package to this? --Moogle.EXE 17:18, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

I moved the LEAUGE OF BENSON badge to a template page, so if you want to show it on your user page (along with atomatically being included in the category "MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE OF BENSON", put {{LoB}} on your user page, I also centered it so it would look more aligned with all my awards and crap that are all below BENSON. - - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 19:26, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Am I too late? Am I allowed? Is Benson still around? Will he accept the membership of one such as I? Or am I so far below the heights of Benson that he will fail to see my meager pleas for acceptance in this most noble of Leagues? And most importantly, does Benson mind if I communicate with him only in the form of questions? --Immy 00:30, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson accepts you. Benson 02:10, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

I led a childhood in the confines of a cupboard, I never joined anything, not even the cub scouts. Does Benson pity a lower life? If so Benson let me in your league, it'll be the first time I ever been a really useful member of society Oddbod 10:34, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson enjoys cupboards! You are in! Benson 23:56, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

ALL SUPORTERS LOOK HERE

Vote Benson for Benson of the Month before the wantabes beat him! Benson 19:35, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, folks...

... but I just felt compelled to perform such mischief. :) -- Colonel Swordman 19:02, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

That's alright. Benson knows how much you want to join the Girl Scouts after the Boy Scouts said you didn't have enough "cajones" to hang out with a bunch of pre-pubescent boys. Benson 23:44, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Did you forget to take your pills, Benson? If you keep mixing your daydreams with the reality, like what you are doing here, people will begin to think that you are nothing more that a total nutjob, but hey - aren't you a total nutjob already? -- Colonel Swordman 01:27, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

Pills...oh those things you take to please your girlfriend/boyfriend....no Benson doesn't need those. Sorry for you that you do. Benson 18:31, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

"Benson doesn't need those"... Yeah, and so say other psychos who run amok and kill people. Fortunately, Benson only dumps rubbish in Uncyc when he forgets to take his pills. -- Colonel Swordman 18:35, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

I am an asshole. -- Colonel Swordman 18:36, 19 June 2006 (UTC) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Benson (talk • contribs)

See also my userpage. -- Colonel Swordman 20:07, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Before this nonsense continues...

Look - how much time, energy and resources are we going to waste here until we finally get ourselves busy on some real articles about real things? Not everyone comes here with the view of making friends and joining the so-called "Uncyc" community. I steal time to be here, and so do those who sit in their cubicles. They are here to look for what they consider funny, not "huff log", "get banned", "pwnage", or other multitude of things they don't care about. I am really tired of seeing this type of nonsense getting spilled everywhere, and I don't know when those active participants will finally stop and make themselves useful. Yes, sometimes these things are funny but obviously they are so because we all know what they mean. To outsiders, however, they are invariably trashy.

As for you Benson, if you want to give your midget existence a meaning, write a good article. Get help if you must, because at the end of the day, no one will remember whether you are Benson or Bozo. But if you did a good job, then at least you can show you mates that you have actually got some talent. That's my advice - take it or leave it! -- Colonel Swordman 21:52, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Leave it. Benson doesn't take advice from morons. Benson 23:44, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

BENSON stays in the BENSON forum these days, so what's the problem? If you don't like this section of Uncyclopedia so much then don't click the link. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 05:54, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Being too new I'm terribly confused by all this, but one thing seems clear... all glory to Benson! --Jamtrousers 13:45, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

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