Forum:Benson for Admin (The real Deal)
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BENSON FOR ADMIN!
The time, my puny monkey-men, has finaly come. The time for you to lift up your keyboards and cry out to the heavens BENSON IS HERE! The time to give your suport for the great Benson to become: YOUR ADMIN!
As Admin Benson would be able to unleach the full power at his disposal and open up the portal to the 4th dimention unleaching his hoard of followers onto this pittiful world you call the 'internet'.
The time has come! LONG LIVE YOUR GOD! LONG LIVE BENSON! Benson 19:40, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
- I don't think being called "Monkey-men" makes me want to vote for you. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:42, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
- Can I have a monkey instead? -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- A puny monkey? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:23, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
- Can I have one of those monkeys with cymmbals? No, wait! An organ grinder monkey! Or - aw, I just can't pick what kind of monkey I want! --User:Nintendorulez 23:12, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
- I'd like some kind of Monkey Butler.....-- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- I'll take this monkey. --User:Nintendorulez 13:26, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
- I'd like some kind of Monkey Butler.....-- Sir Mhaille
- Can I have one of those monkeys with cymmbals? No, wait! An organ grinder monkey! Or - aw, I just can't pick what kind of monkey I want! --User:Nintendorulez 23:12, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
- A puny monkey? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:23, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
- Can I have a monkey instead? -- Sir Mhaille
Score: +7
- Against - Just making sure I get banned when BENSON's made an admin. :)
DaBlade 
(Click here to bitch. :)) 19:52, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
- For Per Benson's command. --ENeGMA 22:21, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
FOR --User:Nintendorulez 23:12, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
- For - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 20:34, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
- For even though I don't think this counts since vote for sysop is disabled Uncyclopedia:VFS. --Hrodulf 22:06, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
- OBLIGATORY FOR, I must support the leader of the League of Benson, for which I am part of. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:49, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
- If this is really truly honestly serious, then against; otherwise for. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:47, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
- For -- Boothman 09:55, 11 June 2006 (UTC).
- For Benson for admin! Jaybenad 20:18, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
- For Benson votes for himself! Benson 18:39, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
- Aganist Monkey Benson for sysop? Don't make me laugh! -- Colonel Swordman, signed without logged in because there is no need to be serious with useless stuff created by a usless person that has long been due for an infinite ban, 16:03, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
- IP vote disqualified, right? --User:Nintendorulez 22:54, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, but more importantly people who think "usless" is a word should be discounted. - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 02:55, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
- IP vote disqualified, right? --User:Nintendorulez 22:54, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
- For Führer Benson. ~CaputosistheHorrible19:24, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
- Strong and obvious For if it's BENSON involved. Crazyswordsman 03:11, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
WHY IS BENSON NOT EMPEROR OF UNCYCLOPEDIA YET? VOTE AND LET ME BE VOTED! Benson 04:54, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
- For. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь! 10:18, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
