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I propose that, in the interest of quality control, all people be forever disallowed from creation. Of anything. Forever.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:41, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

You fool! Don't you see that, by making this forum topic, you go against your own principles? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:40, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Oh dear, hypocrisy will certainly ruin Ljlego's chances in the upcoming primary. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:52, Jan 25
Funny all the Presidential candidates exhibit hypocrisy in some way and it doesn't hurt their chances in the upcoming primary. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:07, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
/me kisses a cute baby on the forehead. All better!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:11, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
Remember to use the antibacteria lotion while shaking hands with the public, most people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. If you are not careful, you might Get Some Sick. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:32, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Those damn creationists! It's called evolution! Get with the times!!! --Dexter111344 20:46, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
In The Future, the Theory of change proves both creationism and evolution wrong. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:32, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Uncyc is gunna be a really interesting place when all the good writers get fed up with this bullshit and start writing elsewhere.. --THINKER 20:49, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

We have good writers? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:31, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
I've never seen better work from any other group of trained sea otters.. --THINKER 21:42, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Damn sea otters, comin' in and making me look bad... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:45, Jan 25
What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was making dinner. /me breaks open clam with rock. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:56, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
I resent that. My father was a clam. And TLB has TWO DADS! One was a clam, the other a bullfrog. The latter was named Jeremiah.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:11, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
Ah, interspecies love... /me uncorks bottle of mighty fine wine. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:22, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
*ding-dong* Hey, I came to deliver the pizza. *bow chicka wow-wow* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:34, Jan 26
Hey watch it buster! My mother was a cluster of grapes you sicko! --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:35, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Pro Creation Ban. It should be retro-active, though. There are many people who should not be borne -- and I can't bear any of them. I was not born with the proper plumbing. ----OEJ 02:31, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

That sounds pretty serious. Have you spoken to any doctors about it? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:19, Jan 29
Yes. He said, "Boy, if'n you wants to bear chilluns you should have oughta bin borned a woman." So I have no choice but to live with my disappointment. I just got MEPIS (Debian variant) to run on my piece-of-crap Dell, after Ubuntu (and something else) turned up their noses at it. Konqueror has spell-checking, it thinks "ding" is a word but "dong" is not. "Satirization" is not a word, apparently. Neither is "parodically". Konqueror must have been programmed by one not versed in the futile arts of Greek humor. There were three guys on a plane, along with many schoolchildren on holiday. There was a Turk, a Greek, and an Albanian. The plane's engines blew up. The Albanian said, "We must save the children!" The Turk said, "Fuck the children!" The Greek looked at the Turk and said hopefully, "Do we have time for that?" OK, I'll quit now. Uncyc renders well in Konqueror, incidentally. ----OEJ 18:21, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
As a half-Greek person, I must say that I am extremely offended, as I would never fuck a child on an airplane with all their parents so close by, mile-high club or not. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:13, Feb 1
I support this. Anyone can see articles evolved from tiny strokes, not intelligently designed by some magical internet sky god. ~ Tophatsig 29/01/2008 @ 04:54

BAMZOOM

This forum has been...er...forum-jacked...! You will all bend to my will! It is all a conspiracy. Everything was created by Undergroundnet, the cleverly altered Matricks that has declared a state of emergency on the human race so as to avoid copyright infringement! SIC SEMPER TYRANNISAURUS REX!!!!!!!1 The preceding unsigned comment was added by God (talk • contribs) 01:41, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

You know, I think I saw that movie. It was on the Sci-Fi channel the other night, right? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:54, Jan 30

JACKED OFF

This forum has been jerked jacked by me.

...

What do I do now?

Oh I know!!!

4OURTY 4OUR Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 20:17, Feb 2

You misspelled 4orty. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:03, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
You misspelled Cap'n. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Yuo misspelled yuo. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 17:07, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
u mispled msipled! Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 20:43, Feb 5
You're a towel! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:47, Feb 5
No, YOU'RE a towel!!! Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 10:05, Feb 7
You're a dirty beaner towel. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:28, Feb 7
Ummm... er... I'm gonna get a little high, that always helps me think... <Insert Illegal Activity Here> Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 13:28, Feb 9
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