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Tally ho, my fellow users! I come back with riveting tales!,

As I left Uncyclopedia in November due to boredom (which was very childish of me), I realized I needed a new website to frequent. I went everywhere. Through countless Wikias, websites, and blogs, I folund nothing. Eventually I became so desperate I started going on.....4chan. I know, terrifying!

As I went on there, the creatures on there were ape-like and smelled of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. As I ventured through the jungles of /co/ and /v/, (December), I noticed these creatures appeared more human than the media makes them out to be. Still, I was very scared by the demonic pornography I witnessed. Nightmares followed. However, I became accustomed to ignoring these pictures and just focused on the "work-safe" topics. In January, I started going on /b/ for the very fist time. I never went back. By February, I got sick of this cold, hard world and came back here. I now realize, Uncyclopedia is my home.

Anyway, it's good to be back. -Almost Sir Random Crap

Hey, I've heard about you... User:NOOB
Did you bring back help? Johnny's leg is getting worse and I don't know how much longer Frank can go without his insulin. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:10 Feb 27 2010
Hey, glad to see you back man. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 00:11, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
Yea, you were just starting to do something useful (eventually) around the place, then you went and buggered off! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:26, Feb 28
Wait, did you insult Mountain Dew and Cheetos? Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 00:15,2March,2010
Na, that was a compliment. OK, I don't give many and admit that I'm not very good at them... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:18, Mar 2
There are sites outside of Uncyclopedia? *shudder*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Mar 2010 ~ 04:48 (UTC)

Pussy.

I've been on /b/ for almost 5 years now. The Man In Black.

Did you see the post number truncating yet? No more doubles!-Almost Sir Random Crap
Excuse me gentlemen: RULES 1 AND 2. Kindly shut the fuck up now newfags. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:23 Feb 27 2010
lolfags —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 21:34, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
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